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Generic Greeting!
« on: February 13, 2011, 10:12:43 AM »

Hello my name is Jasmine and I am a porn addict. 
Call me crazy but I don't actually mind the romance between spock and Uhura.
Doom has become an overrated game.
Macs are overrated. And so is George Lucas.
I'm a culture junky and also obsessed with sex.
120 days of Sodom is my favourite book.
The Ultimate series of Marvel Comic books are my favourite.

  8-)
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2011, 09:49:44 PM »

Interesting name . .
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 11:38:27 PM »

Call me crazy but I don't actually mind the romance between spock and Uhura.

A pox on all your houses.
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 12:05:11 AM »

Welcome.  How long have you been with the FBI?
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 03:14:39 AM »

Interesting name . .
* Novice stays on guard. .

Whats so interesting about it?

I choose not to comment on the FBI question.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2011, 03:19:38 AM by HTMLScript »
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 03:16:09 AM »

A pox on all your houses.

Oh common. Anyway, I've seen far worse sci-fi romances....  :-P
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 03:51:36 AM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again: tits or GTFO.
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 04:43:50 AM »

Shouldn't it be Get The Fuxin Tits Out?
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2011, 04:53:36 AM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again: tits or GTFO.

Down, boy.
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 05:14:34 AM »

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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 08:01:49 AM »

Whats so interesting about it?

I can't remember why I said that.

hm. Welcome!
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 11:36:46 AM »

Down, boy.

Thankyou  :-)


I can't remember why I said that.

hm. Welcome!

Am I?
Am I really?
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2011, 01:15:50 PM »

Am I?
Am I really?

Of course. We could always use fresh blood.  :evil:
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 01:31:24 PM »

Of course. We could always use fresh blood.  :evil:

Sorry, you'll have to wait about another month for that  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2011, 01:34:07 PM »

Sorry, you'll have to wait about another month for that  :lol:

You presume only one source of blood.
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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2011, 01:37:47 PM »

You presume only one source of blood.

I presume Novice isnt man enough to use the other sources.  :evil:
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2011, 01:45:50 PM »

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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2011, 01:55:42 PM »

Of course. We could always use fresh blood.  :evil:

No. Go away.

FTFM.
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2011, 02:43:24 PM »

FTFM.

I'm sorry : (  That was rude. I'm sure that you're more than capable of gleaning blood out of my body in many different and excessively creative ways. Friends?
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2011, 02:46:32 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2011, 03:49:35 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2011, 04:57:24 PM »

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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2011, 06:26:07 PM »

....yes and no.....................yes.

Aww, I was hoping for a more creative answer to that.
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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2011, 06:56:07 PM »

I had written something funny but i accidentally pressed that annoying fucking button on the keyboard which takes you back a page. It's too late in the evening for this shit  :cry:

Anyway how would you have answered it Mr Banshee?

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Re: Generic Greeting!
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2011, 07:05:02 PM »

Oh please! Call him Banshee. Mr. Banshee is his father.

No Mr. Banshee is MY father...............................(gasp)!             
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