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Anarchy / Campaign Cartographer 2
« on: May 21, 2004, 08:57:25 AM »
Just thought I'd plug this program.

Campaign Cartographer 2 is a professional-level mapping program intended for people who want to make high-quality maps for roleplaying games.

It's CAD based, so there's kind of a steep learning curve, but if you work with it enough, and read the documentation, you can turn out pretty nice maps with it in a fairly short period of time, once you figure it out.

It helps a little that I know my way around CAD programs, but it still took me a couple of hours to get the hang of the basics.

Anyway, here's a low-res version of one map I've made with this program.  It's the area map for that amnesia campaign that I've prattled on and on about.

Torryn Province


I don't like the default fonts or the text tool in CC2, however, so all my titles are done in Photoshop, btw.

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Anarchy / Sad
« on: May 21, 2004, 07:57:33 AM »
While I was on my way into work this morning, I was behind a woman in a blue car, just as I was coming into town.  A cat was trying to cross the road and it darted out in front of her and she hit it.

I stopped and pulled over, because I didn't think she hit it too badly, but the cat died anyway.

I feel badly for the woman, because she was really upset about it, but I think the cat was a stray, and I don't think she could possibly have seen the poor thing until it was too late to do anything about it.

Sometimes life just sucks.  

I'm glad my cats are indoor ones.

 :cry:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is absolutely priceless.  You just can't make stuff like this up.

Click

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Political Opinions / Irony
« on: May 19, 2004, 01:35:38 PM »
Link 1

Quote
President Bush called on Israel on Wednesday to exercise restraint in Gaza and to respect "innocent life" after Israeli tanks and helicopters fired on protesters in a refugee camp, killing at least 10 Palestinians.

The White House said it has asked the Israeli government to explain its actions, which raised the two-day death toll to 33 in Israel's bloodiest raid in Gaza in years.

"I continue to urge restraint. It is essential that people respect innocent life in order for us to achieve peace," Bush told reporters after meeting with members of his Cabinet.
(emphasis added)


Link 2

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At least 41 civilians were killed Wednesday in a U.S. air raid on an Iraqi village near the Syrian border, Al Arabiya television reported.

The television, quoting eyewitnesses in the border town of al-Qaim, said U.S. planes had bombarded the village of Makr al-Deeb while families were attending a wedding party. Arabiya had earlier said at least 20 people were killed in the bombing.

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Anarchy / LOL!
« on: May 18, 2004, 12:06:04 PM »
This was just so strange and so wrong on so many levels that I just had to add it to my wish list.

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I know most of you are savvy enough to be using something to deal with popups and other annoying web content.

This article on Wired goes over some options for ad blockers that are free.

I'm still using Proxomitron in Windows (which blocks flash ads, annoying and nosy java scripting, most banner ads, popups, and many other things).

In Linux I have a massive hosts file with something like 14,000 urls and IPs that most commonly seen ads are served from.

That hosts file blocks probably 99% of the stuff out there, and of course in Linux I also use Opera, which has popup controls.

The article I linked here has some stuff I've never seen though.  What are you guys using lately?

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Anarchy / Uh oh
« on: May 11, 2004, 12:46:20 PM »
Great Scott!  I didn't break the main page by posting a simple article, did I?


 :?:  :?:  :?:

Someone tell me something was wrong with it before that!!!

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Political Opinions / The Disaster Of Iraq - Enough Is Enough!
« on: May 11, 2004, 11:51:48 AM »
I'm searching for a link to the original, but in the mean time here is the text of this editorial that I saw posted on a different forum.

I don't know much about the writer's politics, but I have to agree with him on this topic.  The Iraq war has been an ill-conceived, poorly planned debacle of backpedalling and slipshod, reactive PR by the White House since a year before it began, and I hate to say "I told you so" to supporters of this war, but "I told you so".

And as much of a naysayer as I was from the outset on this subject, the reality of the situation is even worse than my pessimism was allowing me to think it would be a year ago.

Quote
An editorial by the Bishop of Newark, John Spong

The Disaster of Iraq - Enough is Enough![/size]

I have reached the point when I can no longer tolerate the Iraqi War. The final straw was the abuse of Iraqis in the prison camp at Abu Ghraib and the deceptive way it was handled by both the Bush Administration and the military leadership.

I had questions as the build-up to this war developed and articulated them in this column. The assurance by my government that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, biological, chemical and nuclear, was not shared even then by Hans Blix and the United Nations inspectors. If United States intelligence was so sure of the existence of these weapons, why could they not direct the inspection teams to the hidden sites? That seemed an obvious question. The answer that it would destroy our ability to gather intelligence by revealing our sources was never convincing. This administration dealt with this skepticism by attacking the competency of Mr. Blix and the United Nations.

Then the President, still seeking to build his case, announced in the State of the Union speech that Saddam had received material needed to build atomic weapons from Nigeria. That turned out not to be true and the President had been notified of this fact by the Central Intelligence Agency prior to that speech.

Next the members of the Security Council of the United Nations, unconvinced by the rhetoric of the Bush Administration, refused to back the second resolution designed to give moral authority to what they perceived as a unilateral American military adventure. Mr. Bush, in response, withdrew his request to the United Nations, claiming that the first resolution gave him all the authority he needed. After all he was leading what he began to call not a U.N. Coalition but "a coalition of the willing." I watched in embarrassment as Secretary Colin Powell lost much of his credibility in a United Nations speech in which he "demonstrated" that Iraq was hiding frightful weapons and that the only choice the United States had was to invade Iraq and remove this threat to world peace. This Administration wanted this war badly for reasons it was simply unwilling to state. The war was mercifully brief and casualties minimal except among the Iraqi civilian population. Praise for the military planning was extravagant. With a significantly smaller force than the generals thought necessary, the civilian leaders from the Department of Defense carried the day. This victory was to be a great political moment. Mr. Bush in full military regalia landed on an aircraft carrier to announce that the mission had been accomplished. The passage of time has revealed that either he was not telling the truth or that he was significantly uninformed. Neither option is a comforting thought.

We have now learned that the Iraqi army simply removed their uniforms and faded into the civilian population, hiding their weapons to use another day. That fact was apparently not obvious to our military and political establishment, who gloried in a great military victory that was destined to evaporate shortly.

With complete access to the Iraqi countryside, there was nothing now to hinder the search for those hidden weapons. So eager was this Administration to vindicate itself that excessive claims were made for discoveries that turned out to be nothing, including the mobile vehicles to which Secretary Powell had referred in his United Nations speech. The Administration kept assuring the world that it was only a matter of time. But time passed and they were never found. Mr. Bush revealed his insensitivity to the gravity of this situation by showing at the National Press Club a video of himself searching under his desk for those weapons. Relatives of those who were still dying in that war were not amused. If this nation and its people were misinformed, then the leaders of our intelligence gathering agencies should have been held accountable and removed from office. But no one was fired. This has made the worst-case scenario seem infinitely more plausible. The American people were lied to and both the Administration and the intelligence agencies appear to be part of the deception.

Finally Saddam Hussein was captured. No doubt he was a brutal dictator and the world is better off without him. But his removal was not the primary purpose for which we were told this war was necessary. Revisionist history, however, was quickly in play and Saddam became the symbol of our "victory." We had been told that "the Iraqi people will welcome us as liberators and a democratic Iraq will positively impact the Palestinian/Israeli conflict." How hope does spring eternal if one believes one's own propaganda! A true democracy in Iraq would result in an Islamic Republic, which the Bush Administration announced was not acceptable. This means democracy was not our goal. Control is.

Slowly but surely the atmosphere became uglier and uglier. The provisional American government headed by Paul Bremer was totally unprepared for the task they faced. We discover now that this provisional government is actually guarded not by the military but by the hired gunmen of the American business establishment working in Iraq. This Administration obviously had no plan for Iraq after the war and no exit strategy. The excuse offered was that much of the infrastructure of the country had been destroyed or allowed to deteriorate by Saddam Hussein. The remarkable thing was that this fact appeared to come as a surprise to the Administration. Surely our intelligence service should have known this. Another surprise was that the hand picked ruling council chosen to lead the nation toward democracy had no credibility with the Iraqi people. How out of touch with reality can an Administration be?

The war obviously did not stop on May 1, 2003 as Mr. Bush announced, it rather grew in intensity. First the battle was engaged through sabotage and guerilla activity. Then it evolved into an organized insurrection led at least in part by disillusioned Shiite religious leaders. Casualties mounted. The death toll since the "Mission Accomplished" speech by Mr. Bush is now far greater than that endured during the war he thought was over. The fighting was so intense in Fallujah recently that the most amazing and even incredible act of the entire war occurred. Marines, who had won their positions with enormous loss of life in the siege of Fallujah, were ordered to fall back and one of Saddam's former Baathist generals was appointed to lead the military campaign against this city. It could hardly get more absurd than this, but it did. Less than forty-eight hours later this general was removed because his Saddam era activities made the resistance to him by the Iraqi people intense. If everyone else in Iraq knew this, one wonders why our leaders did not seem to know. I suspect that this Administration was so desperate to stop the political fallout that went with mounting casualties that they leaped upon this strange and ill-informed solution with little more thought than that which has marked every other part of this war. Such chaotic decision-making enhanced concern in Iraq and in the United States that this Administration does not know what it is doing.

Mr. Bush, facing his growing problems, appealed once more to the United Nations for both troops and money to rebuild Iraq. Since he had listened to none of the world's concerns prior to the war and had generally insulted potential allies during the war, they have not been eager to rescue him from his present disaster.

A CNN/Gallup Poll revealed that over seventy per cent of the Iraqi people see the United States today as occupiers, not as liberators. The Spanish troops are being withdrawn. The Australians have already gone. The negativity against the war rises daily throughout the world. The interim Iraqi government to which authority is to be given on June 30th has not yet been formed. With that politically sensitive date fast approaching and the presidential campaign in America building in intensity, Mr. Bush in yet another head spinning about face has turned this transition over to a United Nations representative, Lakhdar Brahimi, who had been helpful in Afghanistan. Yet this man has such minimal public relations skills that immediately after his appointment, he made inflammatory comments about the Jews rendering his usefulness problematic.

Meanwhile the Jewish-Palestinian conflict that was to have been helped by the war in Iraq shows no sign of lessening. Instead Ariel Sharon announced his unilateral decision not to remove Israeli settlements from the West Bank, offering parts of the Gaza Strip instead. This decision completely obliterated the well-publicized Bush "Road Map" for Middle East peace and when Mr. Bush endorsed Mr. Sharon's position, it caused dismay among the moderate Islamic nations. Our two closest allies in the Middle East, King Abdullah of Jordan canceled a planned White House visit with the President in protest, and President Mubarak of Egypt issued a statement calling America "the most hated nation in the world among the Arab people." Then just to put icing on the cake of this disintegrating tragedy Prime Minister Sharon's own Likud Party rejected his planned pull-out from parts of Gaza by a sixty-forty vote. Sharon, like his mentor in Washington, had failed to consult his own political base sufficiently and he did not have their support.

Could it get any worse? Well it did. Next came the revelation of the grotesque abuse of Iraqi prisoners occurring at one of Saddam's former torture chambers, but this time carried out by American military and intelligence personnel. The first response of Administration officials was to complain that CBS showed the pictures. The second response was to blame a few low level bad apples in the military. The third response was to condemn this action with high sounding rhetoric. The evidence, however, points to systemic abuse over a long period of time. Both the military Chief of Staff and Mr. Rumsfeld have not only pled ignorance, but have admitted that they have not even yet read the full report. That report indicates that this violence was noted in January and a full report was issued in March. "It takes time for it to work up the chain of command," is a pitiful excuse. Congress was never informed, not even by a Pentagon briefing that occurred in the morning of the day that CBS broke the story in its "60 Minutes II" presentation.

A culture of abuse, that may have begun in Guantanamo, seems to have entered our military. The accused reservists did not act alone, as we shall inevitably discover, but with the approval and at least the tacit consent of their superiors. For me the deception in this dreadful episode is the final straw in a pattern of deception.

Iraq 2003-2004 has been an unmitigated disaster for my country. Those who perpetrated it have sacrificed, I believe, their right to govern. I do not think they can now rebuild the friendship, trust and respect necessary to stabilize the Middle East. New leadership is required for that task. No more Americans should be asked to die for this ill planned adventure. I am grateful that we have young men and women willing to serve in the military. It is a noble vocation. I do not believe, however, that it is ever proper to ask anyone to die for the incompetence of politicians who have demonstrated their inability to plan, to lead or to be honest. Enough is enough.

-- John Shelby Spong

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Clickage

You know, I legitimately own licenses for Windows 98SE, Windows 2000 Professional, and Windows XP Home.

I paid for them.

Windows 98SE came pre-installed on my desktop machine at home when I ordered it as such, back in 1999.  I have the full Win98SE install CD and a legit license, bought and paid for.  Not used anymore, but I did use it for a year and a half or so.

Windows XP Home came pre-installed -- in spite of my most aggressive arguments -- on my Toshiba laptop I bought at Best Buy in January of 2003.  I'm not using it (since I wiped it out and reformatted as soon as I got it home), and no media (even though I was charged a ridiculous amount for the license that I will never use), but I do have a single user license.

Windows 2000 Professional I purchased off the shelf (to install on that same laptop so that I didn't have to use XP).

I paid for all three of those things.  I don't pirate operating systems.

But I determined that Windows 2000 was the last MS operating system that I would ever use.

XP didn't offer me anything that Windows 2000 doesn't already do... and it offered a whole lot of stuff I didn't want.

  • Bloat, bloat, bloat -- Most of the crap they did to the interface I turn OFF.  No, I don't like menu fade effects, shadows, personalized menus, "hide icons I don't use" bullshit, "hide systray stuff" bullshit, and other crap they assume everyone wants their OS to do for them.  On XP machines at work, after doing an install, I spend the next hour and a half patching major security holes, disabling unnecessary services and eye-candy so that the goddamn thing doesn't run so fucking SLOW.
  • Activation, smactivation -- The activation scheme in XP does nothing but inconvenience legitimate customers.  Change your hardware around too much, and bam!  XP no worky until you get a new activation code from Microsoft.  :roll:  

    MS has a policy to not hand out more than three activation codes for any one XP license, so if you keep rebuilding your machine with different hard drives, video cards, network cards, and other components being swapped out on any kind of regular basis (which I have done frequently), you will eventually need to fork over money to those assholes in order to use the OS you already paid for.  Sorry folks, but I don't use software or operating systems that require "activation" from the company that makes them.  Period.  If I paid money for something, I will use it whenever and however I like, and I don't need your fucking permission.

    They claim the activation scheme for XP was to stop piracy, but did it?  Not at all.  There were cracks out for it before XP was even released in its final version.  Pirates don't even break stride when it comes to XP activation codes.

  • Did I mention bloat? -- With a media player I don't use, a browser I don't use or care for, and literally hundreds of other applications inexplicably bound to the operating system (more in XP than all previous Windows versions combined) that I have no use for, one can see why the pricetag of XP is inflated as well.[/list:u]

    What it boils down to is this:  When I strip away everything off of XP that I don't like or need, what I'm left with is a stripped-down version of Windows 2000.

    Which I already use.

    And now MS is deciding to check versions of peoples' XP installations and picking and choosing who to allow service packs to work for.

    You know, I personally know a number of people who are using activation cracks for XP that they legitimately own because of the stupid activation scheme.  Chances are, those people will be excluded from installing the long-awaited SP2 for XP because of that.

    What a crock of shit.

    If there was a way for me to get refunded the money I was forced to pay for the XP license on my laptop (which I have never used), I'd do it, just out of spite.

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Anarchy / What I would do if I ruled the world
« on: May 11, 2004, 09:50:50 AM »
This is an oldie but a goodie, but it bears some attention if you ever decide to embark on any kind of evil campaign of world conquest:

Click

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Anarchy / Caption this!
« on: May 10, 2004, 03:48:31 PM »

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Linkage
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Sony's US online music service, Connect, has been slammed as an "embarrassment" by the Washington Post.

The review criticises the online service - which is coming to Europe on 7 June - for its poor catalogue, its format and hardware limitations and its "bloated, bug-ridden" download software.

The WP likes Sony's pricing - 99 cents for most songs; $1.99 for longer ones; $9.99 for albums - and we join it in welcoming the way Connect lets you re-download free of charge songs you've already purchased and downloaded. That's handy if you lose your data at some point. Other services should follow Sony's lead in this respect.

The paper also likes Connect's support for ATRAC data CDs. Creating discs containing encoded digital music tracks is not new, but rather more cheap CD players support Sony's digital music format than Apple's choice, AAC, or DRM-protected WMA files.

But Sony's choice for format restricts consumers to its own hardware - a complaint the paper also makes about Apple, though at least iTunes does permit you to rip CDs to MP3 for transfer to other brands of player. Sony's SonicStage software does not support MP3 and "it defaults to storing music in an invisible, deeply buried sub-directory", the paper warns.


Let's see here... proprietary format that only works on Sony hardware and with their proprietary, buggy player, limited copying/transferring capabilities, extremely limited catalogue, and in spite of all that inconvenience they're still charging a buck or MORE per song?

 :roll:

One would think that a company as smart as Sony would be brighter than that.  That pretty much tells consumers "please don't use our music service.  Instead, buy used CDs instead, since you'll get the same songs in higher quality format without all that troublesome DRM bullshit, and you'll get them cheaper that way, too."



I'd like to make a prediction.  In three or four years, after 90% of the online music services that have been tried have failed because of basic, common sense reasons like these, the music labels will point to these horrifically flawed business models and say "see?  People don't WANT to pay for online music!  They'd rather STEAL it!" and pretty much give up on it altogether.

Christ, you guys... you're not even trying.  If you make it more expensive and more difficult for users than it is to just go buy the CD, then people won't use it, plain and simple.  Why on earth would anyone want to pay money to be raped by your crappy service?

Hell, from what I've seen, even Apple's iTunes Music Store doesn't have it right, and they're supposedly as close on as online music services are getting.

They've peaked, and that peak is short of expectations.  From here, their sales will only slowly decline until they reach the point where it won't be financially viable to keep the ITMS running, particularly since the labels are demanding that they charge more for tracks and start selling tracks in groups of three to five songs rather than just single tracks.

The truth of the matter is, the music labels trying this shit don't WANT it to succeed.  So they intentionally promote a useless, crippled concept so that they have a reason to complain when it doesn't work.

I hope others will join me in boycotting 'em.  It's quite clear now that most of the "big 5" labels of the RIAA will simply never get it, and will have to be dragged kicking-and-screaming into the 21st century.

Things you can do to get music as an alternative to lining these assholes' pockets (and still avoid being the subject of a lawsuit):
  • Trade MP3s online but only with trusted friends via IM clients (AIM, MSN messenger, YIM, et al).
  • If you must buy the new Britney Spears CD, buy it used.  Used CDs won't be funnelling any more money to those jerks, but you still get the full CD, liner notes, and everything.  Not to mention, instead of paying $12 to $18 per CD, you're paying (in my experience, depending on what you're looking for) as little as $4 or $5 for older stuff, and usually $6 to $10 per CD for more popular titles.

    And you can do whatever the hell you want with it.  Rip MP3s out of it, make backup copies of it, whatever.  It's your CD.  Just make sure you don't buy one of those so-called "copy protected" CDs.  There aren't many of them yet, but keep your eye out for them.  That bullshit's gotta stop too.

    As far as where to get used CDs, Amazon.com almost always has "used" options available if you find a CD you want on their site (I order used CDs from their affiliated retailers all the time and I have gotten product in excellent condition every time).

    Also, used CD shops are all over the place and often have pretty good selections of even newer material (because some people will buy a new CD, listen to it, decide they don't like it, and take it to their local CD Warehouse or equivalent and sell it).
  • Support the artists you like by seeing them live and buying their merch.  What could be better than seeing your favourite band in person, right in front of you, kicking ass on stage?

    99% of the artists you listen to don't make anything worth mentioning from CD sales... pennies on the dollar at MOST, and that's if you're hot shit.  

    They DO, however, make most of their money from touring and live appearances, and most artists/bands (most, not all) make quite a bit of money from merchandise sales (t-shirts, keyrings, posters, pins, etc.), so if you want to support your favourite artists and bands, go see them live when they come to your town, and make sure you buy a shirt or something.[/list:u]

    </weekly RIAA rant>

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Political Opinions / Feh
« on: April 30, 2004, 03:35:34 PM »
How is this even remotely consistent with the actions of a benificent government of a free society?  (registration is probably required)

Full text of the article here:
Quote
Act Suppresses News Of Challenge to Patriot Act

By Dan Eggen
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, April 29, 2004; Page A17


The American Civil Liberties Union disclosed yesterday that it filed a lawsuit three weeks ago challenging the FBI's methods of obtaining many business records, but the group was barred from revealing even the existence of the case until now.

The lawsuit was filed April 6 in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, but the case was kept under seal to avoid violating secrecy rules contained in the USA Patriot Act, the ACLU said. The group was allowed to release a redacted version of the lawsuit after weeks of negotiations with the government.

"It is remarkable that a gag provision in the Patriot Act kept the public in the dark about the mere fact that a constitutional challenge had been filed in court," Ann Beeson, the ACLU's associate legal director, said in a statement. "President Bush can talk about extending the life of the Patriot Act, but the ACLU is still gagged from discussing details of our challenge to it."

A Justice Department spokesman declined to comment on the case.

The ACLU alleges that a section of the act is unconstitutional because it allows the FBI to request financial records and other documents from businesses without a warrant or judicial approval. The group also says such requests, known as "national security letters," are being used much more broadly than they were before the Patriot Act.

The bureau has issued scores of the letters since late 2001 that require businesses to turn over electronic records about finances, telephone calls, e-mail and other personal information, according to previously released documents. The letters, a type of administrative subpoena, may be issued independently by FBI field offices and are not subject to judicial review unless a case comes to court.

The ACLU's complaint focuses on the use of national security letters to obtain information held by "electronic communication service providers." The group says the letters could force Internet providers to turn over names, screen names, e-mail addresses and other customer information without proper notice to the people involved.

The lawsuit names as defendants Attorney General John D. Ashcroft, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III and FBI Senior Counsel Marion E. "Spike" Bowman. A second plaintiff has joined the ACLU in filing the lawsuit, but that plaintiff's identity has been redacted from the public copy of the complaint.


© 2004 The Washington Post Company


This is a despicable abuse of power that is nowhere NEAR Constitutional by any stretch of the term... and to make matters worse, they suppress information about the PATRIOT Act itself being challenged in court?

What possible interest could that serve?

Certainly not the public good's interest.  There's no doubt in my mind about that.

This is patently ridiculous.  I've said this before, but I'm seriously half waiting for the day my door gets busted in on my house and my neighbors wind up saying something like "I wonder what happened to that guy who lived next door?" after I disappear in the middle of the night....

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Anarchy / Vicious Corgi
« on: April 30, 2004, 08:14:21 AM »
So a couple of weeks ago, my wife was taking pictures of the puppy, and she managed just by luck to snap a shot of her that looks positively maniacal.  The flash caught Dot's eyes just right, and she was playing tug-of-war with me with one of her toys, so her teeth are bared, and I think it looks pretty funny.  

I'm currently using a larger version of this as wallpaper on my machine at work.  :lol:




Anyway, I had emailed this image to my brother-in-law because I thought it was funny, and I didn't put any text in the email, just the image attachment, and I put "Vicious Corgi" in the subject line.

He responded, "What is that, a band?".

Which inspired me to turn it into an album cover, like so:



Because it does sound like a band.

There wasn't any point to this... I just thought I'd share it.  :)

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Anarchy / Three teens die in St Paul cave
« on: April 28, 2004, 09:28:36 AM »
Cat is probably familiar with these caves, since she knows the St Paul area.

linkage

:roll:

Let's see... five people since 1988 have died in these caves, there are warning signs there, the city has even gone as far as to cover up the entrances...

Some people will do stupid things no matter how "safe" you make it and no matter how clearly you warn them of the dangers.

This is a metaphor for life in general:  you can only go so far to protect people from their own stupidity.  Past a certain point, they are going to be stupid no matter what, and hopefully they're the only ones that pay the price for it.

Personally, at this point, I think they should just leave the damn caves open, with big, flashing warning signs telling people of the exact dangers involved in going into them, and just let the stupid continue to exterminate themselves.

Why stop them now?  It obviously doesn't work.

I know... this is probably supposed to be a sad story, but I have a very difficult time feeling sympathy for these people considering that it's virtually impossible for them to have not known of the dangers of their activities.

:roll:

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / IT Support Nightmare
« on: April 23, 2004, 11:35:25 AM »
This is a call I just finished with (since our other IT guys are out of the office -- normally I only handle internal IT issues, but when I'm the last IT guy here, I handle the calls from clients as well).

Those of you considering IT as a career choice would do well to read this rather long post... because it WILL happen to you regularly if this is the field you want to go into.




Me:  Hello?

Client:  Yeah, I'm having trouble getting our system to work.

Me:  Your "system"?

Client:  Yes.  I can't get it running at all.

Me:  Are you talking about a server, or a workstation, or what?

Client:  I'm not sure what you mean.

Me: :roll:  What exactly are you trying to do?

Client:  When I click the shortcut to <accounting application we sell and support> I get "the program, network resource or file specified does not exist".

Me:  Ah... you're trying to start up <application>?

Client:  Yes... but all I get is that message.

Me:  Is this on your local workstation, or is <application> installed on a server or some other network resource?

Client:  I don't know... I'm trying to run it from the shortcut on my computer, and it doesn't work.

Me:  Well can you get to anything else on your network?

Client:  Well, I can open up Microsoft Word.

Me:  And that's located on your network?  :confused:

Client:  I just opened up Word just fine.

Me: But can you open up any Word documents on your network?

Client:  I don't know.  I don't think we have any.

Me: *sigh* Okay, let's try something else.  Right-click on your "Start" button and select "explore".

Client:  What now?

Me:  Your "Start" button.  You are running some form of Windows, I'm assuming?

Client:  I don't know.

Me:  Well in the lower left-hand side of your screen, do you see a button marked "Start"?

Client:  Yes.

Me:  Right-click on it and select "explore" from the menu that pops up.

Client:  What do you mean?

Me: :confused:  By what?

Client:  When I click on "Start" I don't see "explore"... I see "Programs", "Settings", "Search", "Help", "Run"...

Me:  No, you need to right-click on the "Start" button...

Client:  I did.

Me:  On your mouse, do you see two buttons... one on the left and one on the right?

Client: (pause)

Client:

Client:

Client:

Me: Um... are you still there?

Client:  Yes.

Me:  Do you see two buttons on your mouse?

Client:  :mad:  I said yes!

Me:  :roll:  Click on the "Start" button with the right-hand button on your mouse.

Client:  Oh.  It says "Open", "Explore", "Search"--

Me:  Good... select "explore".

Client:  Okay.  It just opened up a folder thing.

Me:  Right.  Now, on the left side, do you see the drive letters?

Client:  Yes.  It says three-and-a-half floppy A, local disc C, and Compact Disc D.

Me: Okay.  Now, go to your desktop and right-click on your <application> shortcut and select "properties".

Client:  I'm AT my desktop.

Me:  Okay, then right-click on your <application> shortcut and select "properties".

Client:  I don't see that.

Me:  See what?  The shortcut?

Client:  I told you, I see three-and-a-half floppy A, local disc C--

Me:  On your desktop.  You're still in the Windows Explorer window.

Client:  :mad:  I told you, I'm AT my desktop!

Me:  No, I mean your computer desktop.  Where your icons and shortcuts are.  Minimize the Windows Explorer window and go to your desktop.

Client:  Oh.  Okay, I'm there.  

Me:  Now do you see the shortcut for <application> you were trying to get into before?

Client:  It says "the program, network resource or file specified does not exist".

Me: Right.  That's the one.

Client:  It doesn't work.

Me:  I know.  Right-click on it.

Client:  I TOLD YOU.  It doesn't work!  I just get "the program, network resource or file specified does not exist"!

Me:  No, that's what happens when you left-click on it.  I want you to click on it with your right mouse button.

Client:  Well I don't know which one is the right one and which one is the wrong one.

Me:  No, the right-hand mouse button.

Client:  It says "open", "send to", "cut", "copy"--

Me:  Select "properties", all the way at the bottom of that menu.

Client:  Okay.  It says "general", "shortcut"--

Me:  Click on the "shortcut" tab at the top.

Client: Left click or right click?

Me: I'm sorry?

Client:  Which mouse button?

Me: The left one.

Client: Okay.  Done.

Me:  What does it say in the "target" field?

Client: It says "F:\apps\<application>.exe"

Me:  That's kinda what I thought.  Since you don't have an F-drive mapped, and <application> is housed on your server, it sounds to me like you just aren't logged onto your network.

Client:  Well I told you, I can't log onto <application> at all... it just keeps giving me that same message I read to you.

Me:  Right... that's because <application> is on your server, and since you aren't logged onto your network at the moment, your shortcut to <application> won't work.

Client:  Well I don't know what that means.  What do I need to do to fix this?

Me: Well logging onto your network would do, for starters.

Client:  How do I do that?

Me:  Click on "Start" and select "log off"...

Client:  There is no "log off".  It just says "Open", "Explore", "search", "open all users", and "explore all users".

Me: :roll:  No, left-click on "Start" and select "log off".

Client:  It says "are you sure you want to log off?"

Me: Click on "yes".

Client:  Okay, now it says "press ctrl-alt-del to log on"

Me:  Go ahead and do that.

Client:  Okay.  It says "user name" and "password".

Me:  Okay, good.  Go ahead and put in your network user name, and then your network password.

Client: All right... my <application> user name is my initials... and my password is...

Client:

Client:

Client: It didn't work.  It says "the password is incorrect.  Please retype your password"--

Me:  No, not your user name and password for <application>... that's probably not the same as your network user name.

Client:  Well that's the only one I know.

Me: How do you normally get logged onto your network?  :confused:

Client: (impatiently) Well I don't know!  YOU guys are the ones that set our system up!

Me:  There's no way for me to know what your password is though.  Don't you normally log onto your network when you turn the computer on?

Client:  I don't know what you mean by that!

Me: Your network.  Your copy of <application> is located on your server.  You do have a server, right?

Client: Yes!  It's in the other room.  We have fifteen workstations that connect to it!

Me: They connect via a network.  Most networks require users to enter user names and passwords in order to access things on them.  

Client: Well I don't know what that user name and password would be.

Me: Uhhhh..... when's the last time you rebooted your machine?  I'm sure you had to log onto your network then...

Client: I boot it up every morning when I come into the office.

Me: And then you log onto your network, right?

Client: I've NEVER had to do this before!

Me: I don't really know what else I can tell you that might help...

Client:  You sure don't know much about computers!!!!

CLICK

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / I need a KVM switch
« on: April 23, 2004, 10:07:23 AM »
Chris, I'm sure you've got one.  Where'd you get it?  How much was it?  

Anybody have any recommendations?

Oh and I'm not going with Black Box for a KVM switch... they're too fricken expensive.  Nice, but expensive.

218
Anarchy / Problems with your God?
« on: April 22, 2004, 01:54:29 PM »
I just ran across this and thought it was mildly funny.  :)






GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to
better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer
the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be
kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name
or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1. How did you find out about God?

___ Newspaper
___ Bible
___ Torah
___ Book of Mormon
___ Koran
___ Other Book
___ Television
___ Divine Inspiration
___ Word of mouth
___ Dead Sea scrolls
___ My mama done tol' me
___ Near Death Experience
___ Near-life experience
___ National Public Radio
___ Tabloid
___ Burning Shrubbery
___ Who?
___ Other (specify): _____________

2. Which model God did you acquire?

___ Yahweh
___ Jehovah
___ Allah
___ Just plain God
___ Krishna
___ Father, Son & Holy Ghost (Trinity Pak)
___ Zeus and entourage (Olympus Pak)
___ Odin and entourage (Valhalla Pak)
___ Gaia/Mother Earth/Mother Nature
___ None of the above; I was taken in by a false god

3. Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working
order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes?

__ Yes
__ No

If not, please describe the problems you initially encountered here.
Please indicate all that apply:

___ Not eternal
___ Not omniscient
___ Not omnipotent
___ Finite in space/Does not occupy or inhabit the entire universe
___ Permits sex outside of marriage
___ Prohibits sex outside of marriage
___ Makes mistakes (Geraldo Rivera, Jesse Helms)
___ When beseeched, doesn't stay beseeched
___ Requires burnt offerings
___ Requires virgin sacrifices
___ Plays dice with the universe

4. What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a God? Please
check all that apply.

___ Indoctrinated by parents
___ Needed a reason to live
___ Indoctrinated by society
___ Needed target for rage
___ Imaginary friend grew up
___ Hate to think for self
___ Wanted to meet girls/boys
___ Fear of death
___ To piss off parents
___ Needed a day away from work
___ Enjoy organ music
___ Needed focus on whom to despise
___ Needed to feel morally superior
___ Graduated from the tooth fairy
___ My shrubbery caught fire and told me to do it

5. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition
to God? Please check all that apply:

__ Self-help books
__ Tarot, Astrology
__ Star Trek re-runs
__ Fortune cookies
__ Ann Landers
__ Psychic Friends Network
__ Dianetics
__ Playboy and/or Playgirl
__ Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll
__ Biorhythms
__ EST
__ Television
__ Mantras
__ Jimmy Swaggart
__ Crystals (not including Crystal Gayle)
__ Human Sacrifice
__ Wandering around in desert
__ Burning shrubbery
__ Other:____________________

6. Have you ever worshiped a false God before? Is so, which false God
were you fooled by? Please check all that apply.

___ Odin
___ Cthulhu
___ Lottery
___ Baal
___ Beelzebub
___ The Almighty Dollar
___ The Conservative Right
___ Mick Jagger
___ Bill Gates
___ The Great Pumpkin
___ Ronald Reagan
___ A burning cabbage
___ mushrooms
___ Other: ________________

7. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the>
balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you
prefer... (circle one)?

a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
d. Don't know - what's Divine Intervention?

8. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and
miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 to 5 God's handling of the
following: (1 unsatisfactory, 5 excellent):

Disaster:

1 2 3 4 5 flood
1 2 3 4 5 famine
1 2 3 4 5 earthquake
1 2 3 4 5 war
1 2 3 4 5 pestilence
1 2 3 4 5 plague
1 2 3 4 5 AOL
1 2 3 4 5 Republican Congress
1 2 3 4 5 Jerry Lewis
1 2 3 4 5 Dubya
1 2 3 4 5 my last relationship

Miracles:

1 2 3 4 5 rescues
1 2 3 4 5 spontaneous remissions
1 2 3 4 5 crying statues
1 2 3 4 5 water changing to wine
1 2 3 4 5 walking on water
1 2 3 4 5 stars hovering over towns
1 2 3 4 5 VCRs that set their own clocks
1 2 3 4 5 clear and competent statements by the President
1 2 3 4 5 my present relationship

9. Please rate the following on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 > unsatisfactory, 5 excellent):
 
1 2 3 4 5 God's Courtesy
1 2 3 4 5 answers to your prayers
1 2 3 4 5 Are your spiritual needs being met?
1 2 3 4 5 How are your shrubs doing?

10. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the
quality of God's services? (Attach an additional sheet(s) if necessary.)

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Political Opinions / Kerry's military records
« on: April 22, 2004, 08:40:56 AM »
I'm not that big on John Kerry, myself, but being strongly anti-Bush, I found this somewhat humorous.

The Bushies keep putting their feet in their mouths.  Here they have been demanding that John Kerry release his service records, and what happens?  

It makes Bush look like a spoiled dufus by comparison.

Linkage
Quote
Kerry, who served as a swiftboat commander in Vietnam's Mekong Delta in 1968 and 1969 during his second tour of duty, "frequently exhibited a high sense of imagination and judgment in planning operations against the enemy," according to a January 1969 evaluation by a supervisor.

The report noted Kerry "exhibited all of the traits desired of an officer in a combat environment" and was "unofficially credited with 20 enemy killed in action."

Other reports from command school and officer evaluations described him as "a highly talented, polished and professional naval officer" and "highly intelligent, well read and skilled.'

In my experience, when the Navy gives you an eval like that, you've earned it... they don't just toss around words like "polished" and "talented" and "highly intelligent" unless you've done substantial things to demonstrate that.

It sounds like Kerry was a young Naval officer who served with valor and integrity... and by comparison, young Mr. Bush sounded like someone who got cushy duty assignments because of Daddy's connections and avoided severe reprimands for incompetence and being AWOL because of the same.

Now, I don't like Kerry's positions on most issues, but based solely on this, I can tell you who I'd be more likely to trust in a tense, vital situation...

And it ain't this guy:


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Anarchy / Stupid clients
« on: April 21, 2004, 09:40:12 AM »
This little gem got emailed to one of our developers this morning, and passed around under the heading "Why we shouldn't teach our clients anything about Visual FoxPro":

Names have been changed to protect the guilty (and my own ass).
Quote
-----Original Message-----
From: John Doe [mailto:johndoe@somecompany.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2004 9:03 AM
To: (developer)
Subject: Question


Developer:
 
I am attempting to fix some screw-ups we had when we first brought the
system up.  I am trying to update the ARYTRN records with the salesman
that is on the ARCUST record.  Here are a few of my attempts that did
not work.  
 
update arytrn88 set arytrn88.salesmn = arcust88.salesmn;
where arytrn88.custno = (select custno from arcust88;
where arytrn88.custno = custno)
 
This one updated all records with the same salesman. :-(
 
update arytrn88 ;
set arytrn88.salesmn = select salesmn from arcust88 where ;
arytrn88.custno = arcust88.custno
 
This one says "Contains unrecognizable keyword/phrase" :-(
 
update arytrn88 ;
set arytrn88.salesmn = (select salesmn from arcust88 where ;
arytrn88.custno = arcust88.custno)
 
This one says function name is missing ).  :-(
 
update arytrn88;
set arytrn88.salesmn = arcust88.salesmn;
where arytrn88.custno = arcust88.custno
 
This one updates about 60 records which is bad because there are 24000
or so. :-(
 
 
Can you help me on this.  Please give me a SQL statement or Foxpro code
that will work or lead me in the right direction.  This should be a
simple task and I can't figure it out.  I'm quite fustrated.
 
Thanks,
John Doe
I.T. Manager
Some Company, Inc.
johndoe@somecompany.com

ROFL!!!!

I can't even begin to imagine the damage this dufus has just caused to his own live data.

The response our developer that was initially contacted by this guy was something to the effect of "I hope you have a good backup".

Heh heh.

221
Anarchy / "Wrath Of Khan" approach to IT support
« on: April 20, 2004, 12:52:09 PM »
This Ricardo Montalban thing got me thinking today about some of the really great quotes from Khan in "Wrath Of Khan", and it led me to thinking about how great it would be to only speak in "Star Trek II" quotes when responding to IT issues where I work.

It could lead to great exchanges like these:


:) : Hey Khan, the network's down again.

:evil: : Can't you see I am contemplating the meaning of all existence. I have the understanding of the entire realm of being. The very foundation of life itself is within my grasp.

:) : K.

:) :

:) :

:) :

:) : I think the server's faulty.

:evil: : You're the one who's faulty, managment type. You should be reporting to me. Now get out of my office you insignificant specimen.

:) : So...you'll get right on it then?

:evil: : Oh, I've given you no word.





And...



:) : Hey Khan, the server is running really slow today.

:evil: : Server? Revenge is a dish best served cold... and it is very cold in space.

:) : Ummmm.... okay. Well, I think the problem might be a process from an application I was running that needs to be killed. You killed it for me yesterday and that seemed to help...

:evil: : I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And, I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me--as you left her--marooned, for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet: buried alive.  Buried alive!

:) : Yeeeeaaaaaaah.... Okay Khan. If you say so. Look, this really needs to be taken care of-

:evil: : You are in a position to demand nothing, sir. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant, nothing.

:) : I don't really understand... but if you aren't going to do it, maybe we should get someone else to-

:evil: : From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

:) : I don't think that was completely necessary...

:evil: : Save your strength. These people have sworn to live and die at my command more than 200 years before you were born.

:) : Uhhhh.... what the hell is that you're holding out toward my ear?

:evil: : The are Ceti Eels.  You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later as they grow follows madness and death.




:lol:

222
Anarchy / Quiz: Yankee or Dixie?
« on: April 20, 2004, 09:30:21 AM »
I got "48% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category."

Part of that I think is because I have lived in a lot of different areas of the US... as a result I tend to use somewhat different terms for some things ("soda", for instance, instead of "pop", which is what most people from Minnesota say for carbonated beverages) without even thinking about it.

What about you?

Linkage

223
Political Opinions / How does this help?
« on: April 14, 2004, 08:46:48 AM »
Link
Does this kind of statement really help the American people swallow the reason we're still in Iraq - the reason we were in Iraq in the first place?

Quote
"Look, nobody likes to see dead people on their television screens," Bush said. "I don't. It's a tough time for the American people to see that. It's gut-wrenching."

Yeah, you fucking nimrod... and YOU'RE the reason we're seeing dead people on our television screens.

It would be different if this were a war that was, say defending our own country because we were in imminent danger, not just this trumped up war waged solely for political reasons.

The only reason our soldiers are still there is because the Bush administration won't swallow their pride and say, "We screwed up. We shouldn't have been there in the first place, and we humbly ask the nations of the world for their help in resolving this situation that we created as peacefully and as humanely as possible."

This guy... I swear, he makes me twitch and gnash my teeth every time he releases a statement.  It just makes me cringe to think that someone as pompous, self-righteous, and arrogant as this twit is representing our country in front of the rest of the world.

You know, I'm the last guy who gives a rip about what other countries think of us normally... heck, I'm a quasi-isolationist, ferfucksake.

But having Bush Jr. at the helm basically makes us all look like bible-thumping, vulgar, smarmy assholes.

And while a good chunk of this country fits that bill pretty well from what I've seen, that's a pretty piss-poor representation of the rest of us who would like to move on from this primitive, backward mentality and try to develop a civilized society here.

ARGH!   :evil:  :evil:  :evil:


</rant>


Okay, I now return you to your regularly scheduled political forum.  I need some coffee.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Office XP / Word XP
« on: April 13, 2004, 03:28:55 PM »
I fricken hate this kind of crap.

We got a guy here who is running XP Pro and Office XP on his company laptop.

A few months ago, he discovered that some Word documents are cutting off the last couple of inches of text on random pages, both in Print Preview, and on printed hardcopies.

Any other person can open up the exact same documents on any other workstation here in our office, with any other OS we have here (NT4, Windows 2000, Windows XP Pro), in both Office 2000 and Office XP, and these documents print just fine.

Yet on this guy's laptop, the last two inches of some pages in some documents always show up blank.

 :?

Unfortunately, he needs to be able to print/read these documents pretty regularly, since these Word documents are where our Implementation people write up the client design specs for modifications.

Last week I swiped his laptop from him one afternoon and screwed around with it and just couldn't figure out what the hell could cause something like this.  Our IT director suggested uninstalling and reinstalling Office, which sounded like a good idea to me (why not?), so I did so.

Then, after reinstalling Office XP, I went through the whole Office Update on Microsoft's site, and made sure everything was 100% up-to-date with the latest and greatest patches and bug fixes.

And that seemed to fix whatever the problem was.

For about two days.

This guy just came up to my cube and told me that it's doing it again, after two days of working just fricken FINE.   :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

What the fuck.  Reinstalling Office seemed to fix the problem completely, but apparently only temporarily.

Anybody have any ideas?

225
Anarchy / Blood In Moondale
« on: April 13, 2004, 12:33:50 PM »
Only two players out of my usual AD&D/HackMaster gaming crew were available last Saturday, so I suggested they come over to my place and I could GM a one shot with some quickie characters.

2E Ravenloft used to be a specialty of mine, so I have a lot of material on my shelf, most of which I'm familiar enough with to run without even having to look it over first, so I grabbed my copy of The Book Of Crypts and flipped to my favourite one-session scenario in it:  "Blood In Moondale".

It's my favourite scenario to use as an intro to the Ravenloft campaign setting because it can be finished in one session (usually), and also because it's got a nicely paced buildup to a bloody, violent finish, but in the mean time the players get to explore and try in vain to protect a really creepy mountain village where the inhabitants are putting them under greater and greater scrutiny as more and more of them meet untimely ends.

It really gives players new to the campaign setting a good feel for what Ravenloft is about.  Dark, dangerous, contemplative, and sometimes very suddenly wild and violent.

Anyway, these two guys are both experienced players, so I figured they could handle "Blood In Moondale" with just the two of them (usually in the past I've run it with an average of four or five characters).  I had them roll up two characters.

Tom rolled up a cleric, Trav rolled up a no-frills fighter who was specialized in two-handed sword.  Because "Moondale" is a bit challenging, and because this was a one-shot wonder, I let them roll a 1d3+2 to see what level they started out at (Tom's cleric ended up being 5th level, Trav's fighter was 3rd) and I juiced them up with a few magic items:  The cleric was equipped with a ring of shocking grasp and a +1 mace, and the fighter had a +2 two-handed sword and a ring of featherfalling.

That might sound like a lot, but believe me, on this little module, it's not.  Particularly with only two PCs on it.

The basis of the module is pretty simple... the characters are travelling with a small militia squad (headed by a captain named "Alec Rapacion"), investigating a rash of werewolf attacks in a rough, mountainous region.  The party gets snowed in in a valley village named "Moondale", and while snowed in there, a werewolf begins ravaging the trapped, frightened populace with vicious, violent abandon.

The beastie ends up killing one after another of the village's citizens and other NPCs... eventually you end up with quite a pile of bodies being stored in the Moondale Inn's stables for safekeeping.

Well, in this running of it, Tom and Trav had nine bodies total in that stable, and they finally had a pretty good idea of who was the werewolf in town (it was in fact the Captain they came into town with), so they decided to set a trap for him there in the stable.

This was the first time in probably six or seven times of running this scenario where the players had decided to set a trap for Captain Rapacion in the stable... every other time I've run this one, the players always end up confronting him either out in the open, or in his room (which is provided for in the way it's written).

Not these guys.  They spend about an hour at my table, working out an intricate plan.  To make a long story short, Tom decides that this werewolf is way too much for just the two of them to handle (and he was right), so he figures he'd enlist some help.

He cast animate dead on the corpses in the stable!!!!   :shock:

His character isn't evil, but that spell is a mandatory Powers Check right out of the gate.  

For those of you unfamiliar with Ravenloft, it is a little "demiplane", a miniature universe governed by dark, uber-powerful, mysterious forces.  Performing extremely evil acts, or casting certain spells that tap into certain dark energies (pretty much any necromancy) attracts the attention of the dark powers of the land itself, and this manifests itself in the form of what's known as a "Powers Check".  If you make it, the powers fail to take notice of you and your indiscretion.

If you fail, however, they notice, and they keep their eye on you, and usually poke and prod you so to speak, to see if this is just a fluke, or if you are truly corruptible and worthy of more attention.  Normally this comes in the form of a reward of some sort -- a special power, or an increase in one of your abilities -- and along with that some sort of punishment as well -- normally a minus on some other ability, or a weird physical feature, or some other effect.

I worked out the modifiers (he animated nine corpses, plus he added extra hit dice, plus he was doing it with the full knowledge that if even one villager saw this they'd be strung up or burned at the stake) and rolled it, and he failed.

This was also the first time anyone's ever even GOTTEN a Powers Check on this scenario for me, much less failed one!

I rolled on the "failure results" table and assigned him the effect:  +1 to one physical ability, and -1 to one mental ability.  Since he was a cleric, I chose the -1 to hit his Wisdom score, and I decided to give the +1 to him on his Constitution score.

Their plan was pretty good though, I have to admit.  The cleric cast a glyph of warding (electrical) over most of the floor in the last stall in the stable.  He then instructed eight of the zombies he had just created to "lie down in the stall and rise and attack the werewolf after the stall door shuts".

Then he hid one zombie in a haystack behind the stall door with the instruction of "close the stall door after the glyph goes off"... and he had a firetrap spell cast on the stall door (which would activate if the door were opened again.

Then the cleric and the fighter hid in the loft above the back of the stable.

Their plan actually went off pretty well... Captain Rapacion had a 20% chance to sniff out anybody hiding in the stable, but he missed his roll.  And as he had already done once before, he changed into wolf form and went to the last stall to feed off the bodies there.

Except this time, when he went a few yards into the last stall, he set off the glyph of warding, which did 12 points of damage to him.  Captain Rapacion was a particularly NASTY kind of werewolf called a "Mountain Loup Garou", with a 40% magic resistance, but he failed that roll as well and took the full damage.  

Then the zombie outside the stall door closed him in there.  Per their command, the zombies in the stall rose and began attacking him.

Mountain Loup Garou are also immune to all physical attacks except those from gold or magic weapons.  Unfortunately, I don't consider zombies to be "gold or magic weapons", so their attacks did no damage whatsoever to him.   :twisted:

The cleric and the fighter saw this, so Tom yelled out to his zombies to "push the wolf out of the stall!".

The eight zombies mobbed the werewolf, and pushed him back just enough to open the stall door, which set off the firetrap.  He failed another magic resistance roll, as well as his saving throw, so he took full damage from that as well, but the explosion took out four of Tom's zombies.

At this point, the wolf was down to 32 of his formerly 50 hit points.  In the new round, Tom had his cleric use the command spell, and I didn't give him much time to think about it ("you have only a second or two to act, what's your command!!!?") so he yelled out to the wolf the first thing he could think of:

"SIT!!!!"

 :lol:

I asked him "Sit!?  You're commanding this werewolf to sit?"  I couldn't stop myself from laughing at that... for some reason it really struck me as funny.  :)

The wolf AGAIN failed his magic resistance check, and his saving throw, and obediently sat for one round.  At the same time, Trav's fighter jumped down from the loft with his +2 two-handed sword and got in a big, nasty back attack on the now-seated werewolf.

He rolled a 19 to hit, and he actually almost maxed out his damage!

And I marked off two points from the wolf's total.  Mountain Loup Garou are so nasty, even magic weapons only do the bonus for damage.

For the rest of the fight, no matter what Trav rolled for damage, his +2 sword did only two points of damage on the thing.

They did eventually kill it, but not before I almost brought Trav's fighter to negative hit points (I was rolling some wicked to-hit and damage rolls that night).  The damn thing was worth 4,000 experience points for killing it, and I have to say, they earned every one of them.

Now, in the six or seven times I've run "Blood In Moondale", I've never had as much fun as this last time... they really made the best of it, and they did some great planning to win the day.

They had so much fun on it that they want to continue using these characters in the future whenever we three are available and our other two regular players are not.  I said "sure... but you'll be picking up from where you left off here, still trapped in Moondale with a village full of people who are about ready to form an angry mob and come after you!"

Not to mention, Trav's fighter is now afflicted with lycanthropy from all the bite attacks he suffered in the fight with the Captain.   :twisted:

I'm not sure what module to send them on next either... but I can come up with something, I'm sure.  One thing is for sure though... they're going to be looking for a cure for lycanthropy before the next full moon, otherwise Trav's character is going to change into the thing that bit him in a month's time.  :)

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