I've got one on every other forum I'm on, so I decided I'd put one here.
One thing most people know me for is that I write, a LOT. I write poetry, short stories, fan fics, etc. I may have to make a NSFW extention of this thread, because some of my stories are pretty...yeah. But for now I'll start you off with some poetry.
"The Nagging"
Laying in my room at night
the window's open; I stare out at the trees
I detect, if ever so slight,
a sensual twinge in the caressing breeze.
And here it is, again at last
I've waited for so long
for the presence of the man existing in the past
the man to whom I belong.
I feel a nagging at my heart
to allow him once again
to gain access to me so as to impart
a silently whimmed "amen."
Helpless as I am as I lay in my bed
mourning for what was never mine
missing the words that have never been said;
the demon for which I am doomed to pine.
"Opposites?"
Wow! New funk, old grooves;
old grooves but new moves.
The little pill slithers down your throat,
in and out of the greasy moat.
New moon shivers, old moon fades,
old men fall on new men's blades.
Woe! the future, Woe! the past;
both are fleeting, neither fast.
Questions, answers don't exist
negating existence on my list.
Look at the sky but don't raise your head
reflections lay in the eyes of the dead.
People so stupid you love with your soul
all the pieces of me that don't make one whole.
"Rugged Manliness: A sonnet about the Greatest Man Alive"
His urine pure steroids, his hair soaked blood red,
none could ever place a bounty on his rugged, manly head.
Nothing can distract you from his superhuman grace
(except for, perhaps, a roundhouse kick to the face).
He never won any awards, because for him, it ain't acting.
If you get up in his face you better know he'll send you packing.
Chuck Norris went to Tokyo, gave them the idea for Godzilla
after he ate up all their children like that chick that sang "Thriller."
Now he's a living legend any place that he may go,
his turd is worth more than an original Michaelangelo.
They say "curiosity killed the cat;" it's not true, you know Chuck did,
after all he's a choking hazard; he could swallow your kids.
They say that only HE could prevent fires in the forest,
he's rugged and he's manly and his name is Chuck Norris.
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