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Title: Let the bodies hit the floor
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on July 15, 2007, 01:21:43 PM: As you've likely guessed by now I'm a huge fan of Televangelists. Their command of the audience, style of speaking, the whole thing. I'm also incredibly amused by edits of their antics (farting preacher anyone?). Here's probably the funniest I've ever seen.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 15, 2007, 03:51:21 PM: OMG That guy is just throwing people around.
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Post by: Agent_Tachyon on July 15, 2007, 03:59:52 PM: There should be a game where you play a gritty, hardnosed Televangelist out to do the work of the LORD-UH. It would be called Spirit Slayer and you could use your various powers (tongue-speaking, faith healing, bible-tossing, spirit slaying, ect.) to kick some demonic ass.
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 15, 2007, 04:01:14 PM: The protagonist would have to be the pope.
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Post by: Dark Shade on July 16, 2007, 12:19:21 AM: And the antagonist? :-D
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Post by: Paladin on July 16, 2007, 01:34:04 AM: The ayatollah should be the bad guy, of course, but as a bonus you could convert Richard Dawkins.

I have a friend who is a programer at Ubisoft, i'll talk to him, maybe they'll buy your concept.
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Post by: RelandR on July 16, 2007, 03:43:30 AM: Great edit treatment.

Although I haven't seen this particular guy in person, I have been to a few just like it.

The [(choose one):  Creepy  awesome ] - ness is way more intense than can ever be portrayed on video.
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Post by: Nosferatu on July 16, 2007, 03:00:42 PM: It must be great being an evangellist, it seems to be an excuse to talk alot of shit and slap people...
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 16, 2007, 04:49:49 PM: Quote from: Dark Shade on July 16, 2007, 12:19:21 AM
And the antagonist? :-D

Marilyn Manson
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Post by: Dark Shade on July 17, 2007, 03:34:22 AM: Quote from: JuggaloGeek on July 16, 2007, 04:49:49 PM
Marilyn Manson

I'm sold. Put me down for a truckload.
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 17, 2007, 02:29:02 PM: lol Yesss I had a good idea.
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Post by: Agent_Tachyon on July 17, 2007, 03:36:46 PM: Good job! Now, just concentrate on putting your mind back into that same state periodically and you'll be set!
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 17, 2007, 03:38:41 PM: But I don't want to pass out from from to much work.
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Post by: Dark Shade on July 18, 2007, 04:34:19 AM: You won't, you'll just pass out from thinking too much.
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Post by: RelandR on July 18, 2007, 11:53:32 AM: Quote from: JuggaloGeek on July 17, 2007, 03:38:41 PM
But I don't want to pass out from from to much work.
Quote from: Dark Shade on July 18, 2007, 04:34:19 AM
You won't, you'll just pass out from thinking too much.

.. or give yourself the dreaded 'Brain Sprain' !

It's not as if you can massage it, walk it off or effectively put ice on it - It's trapped like a walnut in a shell.

Treat it like any other muscle you'd like to develope ... just warm it up slowly, start small and don't forget to rest in between sets.
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Post by: Paladin on July 18, 2007, 12:47:01 PM: Quote
...or effectively put ice on it...

Sure you can, lots of vodka on ice. There are other ways too, varying form legal to not so legal.
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 18, 2007, 01:33:35 PM: Quote from: Paladin on July 18, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
Sure you can, lots of vodka on ice. There are other ways too, varying form legal to not so legal.

Hey I cant do that I'm under age.
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Post by: Paladin on July 18, 2007, 02:08:40 PM: Ups.
As i told you, from legal to not so legal.

Lots of cough syrup then?
Not sure about the legality of glue sniffing.
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 18, 2007, 02:10:07 PM: lol You did say that so, but I think I'm going to find a legal way.
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Post by: Dark Shade on July 19, 2007, 01:17:29 AM: Quote from: JuggaloGeek on July 18, 2007, 02:10:07 PM
...but I think I'm going to find a legal way.

Bah! Overrated!
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Post by: pickled kitten on July 19, 2007, 10:51:39 AM: Quote from: JuggaloGeek on July 18, 2007, 02:10:07 PM
lol You did say that so, but I think I'm going to find a legal way.
Think of it this way; if it's not legal here, it's legal SOMEWHERE. You're just worldly and embracing another culture. ;)
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 19, 2007, 02:16:55 PM: Well I am part Irish.
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Post by: pickled kitten on July 19, 2007, 03:23:43 PM: Quote from: JuggaloGeek on July 19, 2007, 02:16:55 PM
Well I am part Irish.
Then it's a hereditary handicap and can't be helped.
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 19, 2007, 03:28:15 PM: lol Cold blooded.
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Post by: Stitch on July 20, 2007, 06:50:38 AM: Please stop saying lol. I have a hangover, and it's making m'head hurt worse.
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Post by: JuggaloGeek on July 20, 2007, 06:00:41 PM: Well that sucks you should learn to hold you liquor.
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Post by: BizB on July 20, 2007, 07:40:11 PM: Quote from: JuggaloGeek on July 20, 2007, 06:00:41 PM
Well that sucks you should learn to hold you liquor.
Huh?

What does knowing how to hold your liquor have to do with the fact that he's dehydrated from excessive intake of alcohol and insufficient intake of H2O?
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Post by: Vespertine on July 20, 2007, 08:11:57 PM: Thanks BizB, for giving voice to my inner monologue. I was wondering the exact same thing.
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Post by: pbsaurus on July 20, 2007, 08:18:27 PM: It was more of a soliloquy wasn't it. I mean, I heard you loud and clear.