The math puzzle was hard!

Boo right* brain doesn't work.  Need more logic puzzles!

Co:  I updated the change log with the changes!
Me:  Ok, I'll remove my entry then since I had already logged it.  (edits quickly)
Co:  Did you just update it?
Me:  Yes.
Co:  I don't see your entry??

I'm in brown recluse area.  They always warn us to shake out our shoes before putting them on.

There was a story a while back about a woman who got bit by a brown recluse in the bathroom.  It was hiding between the toilet seat and the porcelain and got her right on her bottom.  My wife now checks under the seat every time.

Are there any rules against profanity in the funny pictures?

Edit:  Nevermind, I see one above me.

Thanks for the links and info.  I will most likely talk to a local firearms dealer before starting anything, as the lower receiver has to go through a licensed FFL anyway if bought online.

A while back I was reading online about firearms suitable for basic home security.  A lot of sites suggested something like a shotgun over a pistol.  An AR-15 may be overkill for security purposes, but I can imagine that if a shotgun would scare an intruder, an assault rifle would probably make them mess themselves.

We watched "Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief" last night with the kids.  Not bad, I'd say it was a blatant rip off of Stupid Sexy Flanders except that it is based on a book.  Its like "Clash of the Titans" for tweens.  Not corny though, it was well done.  7.8/10

I love having to import legacy DTS jobs, convert them to SSIS format then hand create agent jobs to run them then spend seven hours figuring out why the fucking things won't run. SQL upgrading is EASY!

I'll be upgrading sql 2000 later on this year.  I'm not looking forward to it.

LOL!  I have to forward that one on.

I get emails from most errors triggered on our websites.  Its amazing how many people keep trying SQL injection attacks.

My first windows was 3.1.  Shortly thereafter, dos 5.5 came out.  Hurray for disk doubler! 

I remember being amazed by batch programs.  My buddy would copy games onto floppies for me.  I would type A:/GoPatrick.bat and it would install the game for me on my hard disk.  I was dumbfounded.

I'm now on Windows 7 64 bit.  I haven't had a single problem with the OS itself.  I did not beta, so they likely had all the bugs worked out before it got to me.

There was no struggle.  Everything was too easy, and moved too fast.

"Oh hey, I've been lying to you all.  I'm really a human scout sent here to figure you all out which will ultimately lead to your demise."
"Hmm, ok, lets swear you in and make you an official member!"

Weird Tingly Feeling?

"Oh no bad guys in big ships!"
2 minutes later
"Yay! They're all dead."

Not much of a threat, IMO.

"Man, I wish I could stay with you all forever."
"Oh, didn't we tell you?  We just happen to have soul transference device!  All is well!"