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Author Topic: Hiiidey HO!  (Read 2703 times)

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Hiiidey HO!
« on: August 27, 2006, 06:47:00 PM »
Mornin' folks, I'm Tachyon, and I hope I'll enjoy my stay here! I'm interested in programming, the Internets, writing, robotics, engineering, old TV, warez, phreaking, politics, anarchy, and various other decidedly geek topics.
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 06:59:35 AM »
Hello and welcome. If you could invent a machine that incorporated programming, the Internets, writing, robotics, engineering, old TV, warez, phreaking, politics, anarchy, and various other decidedly geek topics, what would this machine look like and what would it do?
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 09:08:17 AM »
It woud look like a computer and it would bring about human annihilation.

Welcome, Agent_Tachyon.
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 07:34:08 PM »
And now maybe you'd like to let the new person answer the question, kibbitzer.

Welcome, Tachyon!
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2006, 03:13:19 PM »
Nice sig...! But now I'M controlling YOU!
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2006, 03:20:36 PM »
Hmmm...how about engineering a giant robot revolutionary who makes prank calls to the deaf relay by playing bootleg mp3s and analyzing the inner meanings of the Incredible Hulk while simultaneously posting the recordings on his web site via a custom PHP script?
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2006, 05:00:40 PM »
I do that!!!

 But I can never get them fuckers to answer the damn phone...

Hi, and welcome. Have some pizza!  :-D
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2006, 05:09:41 PM »
Why thank you good sir, and as a matter of fact I've returned with several slices!
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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2006, 05:25:27 PM »
You didn't have it in the restroom did you?
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

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Re: Hiiidey HO!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2006, 05:51:06 PM »
Nope, straight from the box to the oven, then fridge, then my mouth. And for the record (though this is fairly obvious I think) I didn't touch anything or actually use the facilities in that bathroom on that occasion...
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