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• (January 12, 2023, 01:18:11 AM)

the gore, the blood and guts

2 (25%)

the chase

1 (12.5%)

the fear, the survival

0 (0%)

zombie killing, the light humor

5 (62.5%)

Total Members Voted: 8

[polaris]

what is it that makes the ultimate zombie saga

well, zombies for one thing
gore, guns, a machete, a chainsaw, an explosion, military, lots of running?

[TheJudge]

Branes!

[BizB]

Cemetery scenes!

[polaris]

like in brain dead, with the kung-fu priest?

"i kick ass for the lord"

*insert chuck norris inspired roundhouse kick*

[TheJudge]

You know, in all the zombie movie's I've seen, Zombies seem to band together. It's an alliance towards a common goal. There is a unique universal comaradery between zombies that you don't really find anywhere else. But I have never seen a love story about zombies, where two zombies share a brane (picture a spaggetti sharing moment between two young pups, except this is a brain snacking and licking moment between a male and a female zombie). Ultimatetly, this scene would lead to a never before seen zombie moment: the zombie sex scene.

[Novice]

I would pay to see it.

What zombie movies need are more celebrity zombies.
What could be better than to see a zombie George Bush or Paris Hiltion getting their heads blown off by a shotgun?

[Paladin]

Well, with all the films the thing i want the most is a good, belivable story, but i recognize the dificulty of that in a zombie movie.

So i'll go for the next best thing, braainzz. And a zombie love scene would be nice

Have you read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks?

[TheJudge]

I've been giving this zombie shit a lot of thought yesterday at work. I give you:

Shape Shifting Space Zombie and Some Voodoo Shit

The plot:

The excentric billionaire Ronald Trunk has invested trillions in space technology and has sucessfully developed space technology that would put Area 51 scientist to shame. His latest project, code name "Latest Project", involves sheild technology that surround a space craft and protect it from physical harm. Having purcahsed a Nasa X-43 craft, he addapts his sheild technology to fit the vehicule. He also replaces the propulsion system with his previous pet project, code name "pet project", which involved an atomic anti matter propulsion system and allows for uncharted, and undetermined, travel speeds. Indeed, during the original test run of the "pet project" project, which involved strapping the new propulsion system to a 2003 Lada Revolution, the pet project propultion system symply flew right through the lada and vanished in the blink of an eye. At least, that is the theory. Some beleive that the Lada simply fell apart on its own, which is not uncommon.

Now, with one energy field surounding the propulsion system, and one energy field surrounding the X-43 craft, Ronlad Trunk is ready to test the space craft and feels confident that nothing can go wrong. If he only knew what was out there...

END SCENE

We find our hero, RT, traveling around the universe with a hige grin on his face. RT had gone over board with plastic surgey sessions, and it showed.

Suddently... A problem. A faulty flux capacitor causes a fire inside the craft. Black smoke is filling the cockpit and RT spots a space station ahead and performs an emergy docking, hopping to meet friendly English speaking creatures from out space that can help him repair his ship. The docking bay doors close and RT exits his craft and heads towards the only vsibile door in this strange structure. HE opens the door and... CRUNCH! His head gets bitten off and blood sprays from his neck as he runs around like a chicken, bumping into walls, rolling on the floor homer simpson style. (Woo woo woo woop woop!) You here a faint cry...

"BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS"

END SCENE

The earthlings standing outside at RT's base are looking up at the sky, looking for a sign that their fearless leader was successfull. BAM! The X-43 appears out of nowhere and RT walks out, noticing that he just ran over a dog. A little girl comes running and crying "My dog! My dog!". RT puts his shades on, scans the area, and heads into HQ without saying a word, pushing the little whinny bitch out of his way as he grins at the crowd.

RT's number 2 guy knocks at RT's office doro and opens it. "Success?" he inquires. He could see RT smile, but couldn't tell if that was deliberate or just the side effects of his latest plastic surgery. No one could read that man! RT bobed his head in an affirmative manner and waves his number 2 in. The door close. All you can make out next is a girly scream that ends as abruptly as it had started, followed by... "BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS"

END SCENE

To be continued.

[Paladin]

This is great, i can't wait to see how it ends.
Will they get married?

[d_money]

That was awesome. Most interesting thing I've read all day. Nice work Judge.

[polaris]

There really isn't enough voodoo zombies these days.
Its all virus' and technology.
Bring back the voodoo zombies!!

[pbsaurus]

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