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Author Topic: Welcome to Planet Earth  (Read 4269 times)

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Welcome to Planet Earth
« on: April 14, 2009, 10:37:00 AM »
Brody Reed Sixpack, currently about 18hrs old.

Now, to sleep, where I am a Viking.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 10:50:56 AM »
Wow, congrats, Joe!

I didn't even know you'd kn0xx0r3d up teh wife again!

Nice lookin' kid you got there.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 12:15:23 PM »
Ding!  You have gained experience.  You are now at Procreation Level 20.

Congrats, man...that's a fine lookin' lizard thing you have there.   :wink:
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 02:19:17 PM »
Where's his beer?
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 02:53:22 PM »
Precious!  Good job!!
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 03:05:23 PM »

Congratulations! beautiful.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 06:16:23 PM »
Aw, how adorable!
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 06:41:06 PM »
It's a beautiful baby girl! . . but it's got a penis. Well we'll have to take care of that.

. . .

Anyway. Congrats!
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 08:30:31 AM »
I'm happy for you and very glad that I'm done with diapers etc.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 07:13:55 AM »
Congrats!  :-D
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 05:01:21 AM »
Good Job Joe, Congrats!
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 09:43:25 AM »
Congratulations, Joe!  Enjoy the poo cleanup.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2009, 10:45:58 AM »
Congrats, Joe! Just a few more and you can start a sassy group of child musicians.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2009, 05:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Lacerda on April 17, 2009, 10:45:58 AM
Congrats, Joe! Just a few more and you can start a sarcastic group of child musicians.


FTFY.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2009, 10:35:41 PM »
Newborns creep me out, but Congratulations.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 10:23:00 AM »
Thanks, all. Except for that last guy who clearly has deep-seated psychological issues.

I thought I would either put together a highly skilled and loyal personal guard, or else a band of roving pickpockets.  The Von Trapp Family Singers would be a distant third option.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 10:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on April 20, 2009, 10:23:00 AM
The Von Trapp Family Singers would be a distant third option.

That's just asking for trouble with the Nazis.  And the inevitable dilemma about how to solve a problem like Maria.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 03:28:03 PM »
This is bad news... for snakes.

Awesome!
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 02:32:09 PM »
Kick ass dude!  Welcome new mini-six-pack
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 02:36:51 PM »
Pretty slick lookin' little meatsack, there, Joe. Nice work you an teh missus do.
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Re: Welcome to Planet Earth
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2009, 03:20:45 PM »
Eat. Sleep. Poop. Repeat. :lol:
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