[10:39] zorgon non sequitur: HOLY SHIT
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30083969[10:40] Shifty gourmet coffee+monitor
[10:41] zorgon damn if the probe hadn't bounced it would have been fantastic
[10:41] zorgon article also says they broke the thermometer trying to stick it into the ground
[10:41] zorgon so basically their entire notion of what the comet is made of is basically wrong
[10:41] zorgon I bet the harpoons bounced and just fired the probe back up into space
[10:41] reimero Well fuck
[10:41] zorgon it's still in freaking credible
[10:42] reimero That means the emergency plans to build space-capable nukes to avert tsunami-causing impacts were all for naught
[10:42] zorgon I bet they're thinking that
[10:44] zorgon I like my women like I like my comet nuclei: made of rubble but unexpectedly firm
[10:46] Shifty smelling like sulfur
[10:46] Shifty spewing out a trail of gas for a million miles when placed in the sun
[10:46] reimero In a vacuum
[10:47] Shifty fun to bounce probes off of
[10:47] zorgon :galm:
[10:47] reimero misunderstood by men
[10:47] zorgon packing cyanide
[10:47] reimero frigid
[10:48] Shifty containing my complex proteins, if you know what I mean
[10:48] zorgon on a parabolic orbit that might never return
[10:48] catwritr Probably housing an alien
[10:48] Shifty From the Oort Cloud.
[10:49] reimero Heralding doom and destruction
[10:49] zorgon only comes once every 76 years ... oh wait, that's Hailey, never mind you don't know her
[10:50] reimero Viewed through powerful telescopes
[10:50] zorgon occasionally with the naked eye
[10:51] catwritr will almost definitely destroy your world
[10:51] reimero Wielding a spatula
[10:56] |<-- TameableExpert has left irc.hackess.com (Quit: )
[10:58] BizB impervious to harpoons
[11:02] Shifty Travels in an ellipse