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Author Topic: What do you want on your tombstone?  (Read 6778 times)

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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2007, 07:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Vespertine on October 12, 2007, 07:12:07 PM
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God DAMMIT woman.  I was JUST working out a poutine-related Judgie epitaph.   :x


And yours is way better than anything I've come up with so far.  Cheers!   :-D
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2007, 10:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on October 12, 2007, 07:20:23 PM
God DAMMIT woman.  I was JUST working out a poutine-related Judgie epitaph.   :x


And yours is way better than anything I've come up with so far.  Cheers!   :-D
neener neener neener   :-P

Mine's only better because I used Detta's rhyming dictionary to make a match with suffocation.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2007, 04:14:37 AM »
Vespertine

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Still pushin to the limit;
Only now just blades of grass



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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2007, 10:37:16 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on October 13, 2007, 04:14:37 AM
Vespertine

Chewin gum and kickin ass
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Only now just blades of grass



:D     
LOL!  That's almost got a mystical Asian sound to it.  Sort of haiku-like, but with the wrong syllable counts.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2007, 03:08:35 PM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2007, 01:14:55 AM »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2007, 07:04:07 PM »
I want my gravestone to be carved to look like a television with an Xbox on top. The screen on the television should read:
Amie Lastname
1989-2042


Pull Right Trigger to Respawn

The Xbox on top should be carved with a port so that you could actually attach a controller...and imagine the cruel irony of my grandchildren plugging in their controllers and frantically pulling the right trigger.

edit: I told my boyfriend about this ideal headstone, and he did a Photoshop image if what it might look like.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2007, 07:52:28 PM by ihatecliches »
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2007, 08:29:09 PM »
Like your grandchildren will know what an X-Box is.
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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2007, 08:08:06 AM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on October 14, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
I want my gravestone to be carved to look like a television with an Xbox on top. The screen on the television should read:
Amie Lastname
OMG! Your last name is lastname???



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Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2007, 10:05:33 PM »
Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on October 14, 2007, 08:29:09 PM
Like your grandchildren will know what an X-Box is.

They will! I'm leaving it to them in my will. It will be stored in a safety deposit box along with a printout of the Wikipedia entry on the Xbox.
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