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Post by: The White Rabbit on April 10, 2011, 12:01:42 PM: Hello (Nervous wave).

I'm from the UK. I am a girl with lipstick and everything. I never know what to type in these things really because it can end up looking like a personal ad for e-Harmony.

I basically typed "Geek forum" into Google and up you popped. I shall enjoy having a good nose at your posts, some witty banter, and killing a few braincells at 3am.

Looking forward to it.
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Post by: The White Rabbit on April 10, 2011, 12:51:44 PM: In a jar? I have one of those.

It's not mine, it came with the house.
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Post by: Novice on April 10, 2011, 05:16:12 PM: Hello.

Quote from: bananaskittles on April 10, 2011, 12:49:23 PM
You have to wear lipstick to be a girl? :(

Oh, no. I've got some reflecting to do.
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Post by: Min on April 10, 2011, 08:06:14 PM: Hello there and welcome.
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Post by: Banshee on April 11, 2011, 08:20:50 AM: Hi there!
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Post by: The White Rabbit on April 11, 2011, 01:59:34 PM: There are three criteria for being a girl.

1) Have boobies.
2) Have beef curtains.
3) Be able to drink cocktails without looking gay.

I looked it up on Wikipedia which, as we all know, is the undisputed source of all knowledge.

Thanks for the welcome and Banshee.... loving Jodene Sparks there.
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Post by: Novice on April 11, 2011, 02:34:30 PM: http://video.adultswim.com/sealab-2021/part-of-a-larger-plan-to-drive-him-insane.html
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Post by: ivan on April 11, 2011, 05:26:05 PM: Quote from: The White Rabbit on April 11, 2011, 01:59:34 PM

3) Be able to drink cocktails without looking gay.

I'm one-third girl.
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Post by: pbsaurus on April 11, 2011, 05:35:37 PM: Yeah, Ivan at our age they are really boobies aren't they.
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Post by: ivan on April 11, 2011, 05:47:31 PM: Perhaps, although they completely fail to perform any useful function.
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Post by: Demosthenes on April 11, 2011, 06:37:57 PM: Quote from: pbsaurus on April 11, 2011, 05:35:37 PM
Yeah, Ivan at our age they are really boobies aren't they.

First post?

:?
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Post by: pbsaurus on April 11, 2011, 06:51:57 PM: Nope, around my 9455th or something.
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Post by: ivan on April 11, 2011, 07:15:27 PM: History of the United States Postal Service

Part 1

William Penn established Pennsylvania's boobies office in 1683.

The End
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Post by: The White Rabbit on April 12, 2011, 02:42:40 PM: Would anyone prefer tits? Jugs? Sweater Cows? Bajangos? Milky pillows?

I think Da Vinci actually invented boobs. There are some old diagrams knocking about drawn up hundreds of years before they became huge. It's a big church cover up.
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Post by: Banshee on April 13, 2011, 09:54:36 AM: Quote from: The White Rabbit on April 12, 2011, 02:42:40 PM
hundreds of years before they became huge.

TWSS
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Post by: pbsaurus on April 13, 2011, 12:30:46 PM: HDIAH
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Post by: TheJudge on April 16, 2011, 07:48:36 AM: Quote from: The White Rabbit on April 10, 2011, 12:01:42 PM
I am a girl with lipstick and everything.

What do people get you for your birthday? YOU HAVE EVERYTHING!!!

Welcome!
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Post by: pbsaurus on April 18, 2011, 06:19:53 PM: Maybe some everythings are larger than other everythings. Kind of like infinite sets.
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Post by: The White Rabbit on April 21, 2011, 08:27:32 PM: Noticed how I posted and fecked off. Apologies. :w:
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Post by: pbsaurus on April 21, 2011, 08:39:16 PM: We figured you were kinda busy preparing for Sunday.
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Post by: The White Rabbit on April 21, 2011, 08:41:15 PM: Yep. Leaving little gifts under bushes for kids to find......

.....and then there is the eggs.
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Post by: Demosthenes on April 22, 2011, 10:19:50 AM: Hahahaha, I like this one. Can we keep it?
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Post by: Min on April 22, 2011, 10:38:35 AM: Get her in the cage before she escapes.
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Post by: pbsaurus on April 22, 2011, 03:35:35 PM: I have a hunch, um I mean hutch...