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Messages - Joe Mama
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« on: July 03, 2004, 02:50:47 AM »
The Hussein Skank
by Skankin' Pickle
Saddam Hussein - are you a
swinger like Tarzan and Jane?
Are you really that insane?
Is there anything inside your
brain?
Time to look away - it's time to
look away - far away
It's time to look away - it's time
to look away now
Temperature's increasing - the
Arab's minds expand
For many chants still need to be
heeded for the end of U.S. land
Don't look at me - I'm tough
Don't want to be your friend -
I'm rough
Don't want to look at me -
don't you see what I see?
Do the Hussein skank
Saddam Hussein - are you a
fighter just like Bruce Wayne?
Are you really that insane?
Is there anything inside your brain?
No segregations, congregations
of evil deeds be by
Maybe the day that it's all over
We could see the one's who've
tried
damn dude, I remember listening to that in junior high. It wasn't as good as the hulk hogan song though. and yeah, even if saddam doesn't come back into power, which doesn't seem to fucking likely, an equally crazy whacko will take power anyway.
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« on: July 03, 2004, 02:20:47 AM »
can someone abuse me? please?
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« on: July 01, 2004, 08:25:37 AM »
I AM A HATER OF ELIPSIS 
Yeah! Why all the hate?
I agree. Why would anyone hate elipsis?
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« on: July 01, 2004, 06:29:53 AM »
my bad, I was actually high on bad bad drugs when I made that earlier post. but seriously, why all the hate?
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« on: June 25, 2004, 10:50:46 PM »
welcome icemaiden. lets be friends.
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« on: June 25, 2004, 10:45:34 PM »
extacy is bad ummmkayy.
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« on: June 25, 2004, 11:07:46 AM »
Sto molto bene, grazie. e tu?
Yiddish to Italian? Okay, I'll keep the chain going.
Ana helwa, bas ta'aban. Wa al-Yoom as-Sabt wa al-Yoom al-Had ZaHma, giddan. Laakin, mafiish mushkila. Shukran.
Edit: Hey 12, what's the word?
tu hablas espanol?
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« on: June 25, 2004, 12:16:21 AM »
Well I'm dressed like these guys:
 Is that Kriss Kross? kriss kross will make you jump, jump. I am wearing nothing but a bright green speedo. It accents my curves well. If you ask extra nice, I might post a pic.
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« on: June 24, 2004, 11:53:33 PM »
Sto molto bene, grazie. e tu?
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« on: June 24, 2004, 08:09:21 PM »
Its a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack
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« on: June 24, 2004, 08:05:26 PM »
well arent you the clever one.
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« on: June 24, 2004, 08:00:49 PM »
Help! Do I have to explain all of my jokes! yes.
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« on: June 24, 2004, 07:46:39 PM »
lordy lordy
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« on: June 24, 2004, 12:53:23 PM »
you people need to start being a little bit more polite. your posts offend me.
Your lack of capitalization offends me. Take that!
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING FOR ME. SHIFT IS FOR CHUMPS.
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« on: June 24, 2004, 12:04:09 PM »
you people need to start being a little bit more polite. your posts offend me.
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« on: June 22, 2004, 12:22:20 AM »
I wish I could be cool.
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« on: June 21, 2004, 07:20:03 PM »
Fair enough cat. I'm just not used to dealing with people that are so easily offended. I was just trying to have a little fun, its not serious. I wasn't aware that I had to know someone in order to joke with them.
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« on: June 21, 2004, 07:13:30 PM »
*arranges for something slightly bad to happen to Joe Mama*
Didn't we have a talk about manners?
What did I do this time? Was it the makeout or the cooties thing? I don't really know why either one would be construed as rude. I thought that joking around was, you know, funny.
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« on: June 21, 2004, 05:38:19 PM »
Wow! Thanks for the warm re-welcome. I know it's been some time since I've hung out here but I swear I'll do better this time. Now, for the replies...
No thanks, Joe Mama. You might have teh cooties (and you're NOT Cat).
If by cooties you mean crabs, then yes, I do have cooties.
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« on: June 21, 2004, 04:01:53 PM »
wanna make out gendom?
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« on: June 17, 2004, 05:38:11 PM »
Where is this place at again? 
A quaint little village I like to call Seattle.
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« on: June 17, 2004, 05:03:45 PM »
Rico, I understand your position. However, I have just been annoyed by the out of sight out of mind mentality of the administration. They won't allow any of the american coffins to be shown, they rarely if ever discuss the casualties in Iraq. Its as if they never occured. This to me is the greatest tragedy. These men deserve recognition. Bush should go in front of the country and list off each and every one of their names, their ranks, their accomplishments, what kind of people they are. Instead, he stands up and says how great and noble he is for fighting this war on terror. He gets a custom air force uniform made at the taxpayer's expense so that he can go over to Iraq on Thanksgiving and pretend he is some sort of hero. But no mention of the fallen soldiers. It doesn't seem right to me.
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« on: June 17, 2004, 04:02:59 PM »
Reagan might deserve his picture on government issued toilet paper, but he sure doesn't deserve to be on any currency.
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« on: June 17, 2004, 03:06:07 PM »
Rico, why is it bad to remember fallen soldiers? And why is it bad to oppose the president? Isnt that what we were founded on? You know, freedom of speech and all that jazz? I have went round and round with people about this situation several times. If those people want to wear those shirts, then so be it. It's certainly more tasteful than Bush standing in front of the country with a smirk on his face talking about how "he" took down Saddam. The bastard was a coward during Vietnam and he is a coward now. He didn't take down anything. The war was a self-serving venture from the start. I don't want to go into it all at this moment, as I don't really want to write an essay.
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« on: June 17, 2004, 01:43:17 PM »
I live next to a busy freeway in a busy neighborhood right near a university. Combine sirens every five minutes, the drunken homoerotic screams of fratboys at three in the morning, and the regular sound of gun shots ringing out, and you have a very fine combo. Usually I leave all my windows open so I can bask in the sweet pleasant sounds of this fine and wonderful neighborhood. It is better than meditation, or even crack.
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