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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Insert witty thread title here.
« on: April 21, 2011, 08:41:15 PM »
Yep.  Leaving little gifts under bushes for kids to find......

.....and then there is the eggs.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: introducing...TOAST!!!
« on: April 21, 2011, 08:34:02 PM »
I prefer bacon.  The candy of meats.

Hi!

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Insert witty thread title here.
« on: April 21, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »
Noticed how I posted and fecked off.  Apologies.   :w:

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Insert witty thread title here.
« on: April 12, 2011, 02:42:40 PM »
Would anyone prefer tits?  Jugs?  Sweater Cows?  Bajangos?  Milky pillows? 

I think Da Vinci actually invented boobs.  There are some old diagrams knocking about drawn up hundreds of years before they became huge.  It's a big church cover up. 


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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Insert witty thread title here.
« on: April 11, 2011, 01:59:34 PM »
There are three criteria for being a girl.

1) Have boobies.
2) Have beef curtains.
3) Be able to drink cocktails without looking gay.

I looked it up on Wikipedia which, as we all know, is the undisputed source of all knowledge.

Thanks for the welcome and Banshee.... loving Jodene Sparks there.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« on: April 10, 2011, 01:13:25 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on April 05, 2011, 01:29:45 PM


That goat looks really ill.

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Anarchy / Re: What kind did you eat today?
« on: April 10, 2011, 12:53:17 PM »
No pie for me.

But I do have a big meaty loaf.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Insert witty thread title here.
« on: April 10, 2011, 12:51:44 PM »
In a jar?  I have one of those.

It's not mine, it came with the house.


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New Geeks on the Block / Re: I SAY HI
« on: April 10, 2011, 12:05:26 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on April 05, 2011, 12:07:08 PM
I didn't sleep very well last night...

Come sit next to the fire and I will tell you all my greatest nightmare of all time. I dreamt that I was sleeping and when I woke up there were four live mice in my bum. Out of fear of the mice, I quickly grabbed them by the tail, one by one, and pulled them out of my ass.

Then I woke up scared shitless... and mouseless.

There are clubs you could make a lot of money at.

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New Geeks on the Block / Insert witty thread title here.
« on: April 10, 2011, 12:01:42 PM »
Hello (Nervous wave).

I'm from the UK.  I am a girl with lipstick and everything. I never know what to type in these things really because it can end up looking like a personal ad for e-Harmony.

I basically typed "Geek forum" into Google and up you popped.  I shall enjoy having a good nose at your posts, some witty banter, and killing a few braincells at 3am. 

Looking forward to it.

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