Yes. Indeed I am a geek. Geek is one of my favourite words. I am the epitome of geek.
Well. Not really. I suck with computers and I couldn't tell you a thing about Star Trek except that they wear dumb-looking outfits in it...but besides that, I Am Geek. Hear me roar.
My geek credentials:
-My favourite thing in the world is Stupid Sexy Flanders. Well, a lot of people like Stupid Sexy Flanders, but I'm like a loser because of how much I like it. Do you ship? Ha! If you don't know what I meant by that, I suppose I am a different caliber of geek than you. Because I ship hardcore. I ship against the norm. I ship H/Hr. Hence the "Pumpkin" in my username. AND I read/write fan fiction!
-I love Lord of the Rings. When I was younger I wished I could turn into a hobbit so that I could marry Peregrin Took. Not even ashamed. Well, maybe I am a little. It was a dark time in my life.
-I kind of hate my friends. ...Well. I don't
hate hate them. I just, you know, hate them. They piss me off extremely and I just really want to escape them at the moment. Internet friends are so much easier than real life friends. If you get sick of internet friends you can turn your computer off.
Just kidding. Believe it or not I have no internet friends. I'm a lone Pumpkin. (P.S. I have no idea what hating your friends has to do with being a geek. But whatev.)
-My favourite band is Hanson. You know, MMMBop? That stereotype of them really needs to go away though, btw.
-Most of my other favourite bands are Asian. Geeks tend to like Asians.
-Yes, I watch anime. Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, and Inuyasha are my favorites. I used to love Bleach, but it got boring.
-Grammar is my best friend. If you ever catch me making a grammatical error in my posts, please correct me. I will promptly begin to roast myself on a spit as punishment for such a heinous crime. The only grammar point I have no regard for are participles; I misuse them all the time and I don't care. Sometimes fixing them sounds stupid.
Other (not so important) stuff:
Real name: Joan. Yes, that does make me sound like an old lady. Blame my parents.
Age: 17 (How long have I been 17? A while.) Sorry for the War and Peace by Dostoyevsky bit. Too good to pass up.
Country: USA...but you probably already guessed that, right?
Anyway, this is getting too long. Sorry. It's probably boring. At any rate, I hope to exploit my geekdom peacefully within the cyber walls of this geeky forum.
~Mozie