Topic: Geek's Guide to Women (Read 22718 times)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #26 on:** January 11, 2005, 03:41:34 PM »

Quote from: needles

I bet he's wearing some queer pants under that robe...

needles · « **Reply #27 on:** January 11, 2005, 03:44:56 PM »

wanna find out?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #28 on:** January 11, 2005, 05:21:34 PM »

noe way joo knotty!

Dunxco · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2005, 09:16:09 PM »

Of course he's wearing queer pants. For god sake, he looks like Michael Stipe.

hackess · « **Reply #30 on:** August 21, 2005, 11:58:47 PM »

Christ's crutches...a seven-month-old thread?
Don't raise the dead. We don't like zombies.

navybofus · « **Reply #31 on:** September 14, 2005, 08:40:51 AM »

Quote

No, no. Your other ear.

Maybe now that he's done with both ears he'll realize that it was supposed to be someone elses ear.

Or maybe not.

TheJudge · « **Reply #32 on:** September 14, 2005, 09:07:56 AM »

Quote from: catwritr

Don't raise the dead.

:stupid:

Demosthenes · « **Reply #33 on:** September 14, 2005, 09:09:33 AM »

Mialee · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2005, 10:48:56 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Why didn't I see that smiley before?

Oh wait! I know! Only for 1337 h4x0r5, right? Damn elitists!

About the original topic... you deserve to die. Or something similar. Like watching American Idol.

All your forums are belong to US! Or UY! Or something.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2005, 02:48:29 PM »

Quote from: TheJudge

Quote from: catwritr

Don't raise the dead.

:stupid:

QueenBee · « **Reply #36 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:34:32 AM »

okay im new here and maybe i dont even belong cuz i aint a geek BUT i found this forum by accident on google and i thought it would be fun to join...see whats really inside the mind of the geeks instead of dissing them...

about the subject...yes,it is really difficult that for a geek boy or girl to date his/hers popular crush but as the Adidas commercial says 'Impossible is nothing' u should give it a try....in my school we've had a case...we call these situations 'interracial' lol...i know it sounds perv and stupid

but thats it...so..the thing is:if the boy/girl is totally lost in her anti-geek campaign drop it cuz she/he's definetely NOT WORTH it...if she's cool and friendly(despite popular) u might have a chance!!

just try finding stuff in common with her(EXCEPT HOMEWORK!!!!!!),stuff that would make u connect..and u dont have to change ur personality...that would really make u a loser...just adjust some stuff like go out more be more social spend less time in front of the computer...hope u will pay attention good luck

BizB · « **Reply #37 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:38:36 AM »

So, if that's 'interracial', then you're a idiot and a racist, then?

Got it.

/smite

QueenBee · « **Reply #38 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:29:18 AM »

no honey then you have no sense of humor that's all

)) and no,I'm not a racist as my favourite music is hip-hop

BizB · « **Reply #39 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:51:33 AM »

bwahahahahaha I can't smite thee sufficiently

QueenBee · « **Reply #40 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:57:27 AM »

Quote from: BizB on August 20, 2006, 09:51:33 AM

bwahahahahaha I can't smite thee sufficiently

what does 'smite' mean honey? sorry Im from Russia don't know the slang very well

12AX7 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:32:34 AM »

Quote from: QueenBee on August 20, 2006, 09:57:27 AM

what does 'smite' mean honey? sorry Im from Russia don't know the slang very well

It means to bruise your cervix with his manhood. Oh, biatch, turn datass up, Imma smite thee!! Oh yueah!
So, are you one of those Russian Bride rides? I can host. For a few hours.

QueenBee · « **Reply #42 on:** August 20, 2006, 12:23:54 PM »

Whoa impressive culture...how do you know about those brides?are you needy?or you think that russian girls,unlike american,can't tell a geek?? oh you are wrong honey...we can very well! and no,I would never marry an american dude..I dont wanna spend the rest of my life as a couch-potato eating burgers, watching oprah and thinking that the capital city of Russia is Bucharest(as I've been told by many americans while I was there)

)) lol THANKS BUT I'LL PASS

....but I really feel pity and sorry for the American women...how must they feel with the Russian brides programme so popular in the U.S? Ohhh thats too sad

((...and I know what I'm talking about as I lived for 2 years in the U.S!

luv ya

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #43 on:** August 20, 2006, 01:55:09 PM »

Quote from: QueenBee on August 20, 2006, 09:29:18 AM

I'm not a racist as my favourite music is hip-hop

.........

Does anyone else seem to realize the humor in that?

QueenBee · « **Reply #44 on:** August 20, 2006, 02:10:48 PM »

no because unlike what u say,geeks are stupid as a cabbage

)))

Scheherazade · « **Reply #45 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:24:41 PM »

Quote from: Crystalmonkey on August 20, 2006, 01:55:09 PM

.........

Does anyone else seem to realize the humor in that?

Yes, yes I do, but a sad sort of humor it is.

"Sad" as in "isn't it sad that people like that exist?"

Scheherazade · « **Reply #46 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:25:49 PM »

Quote from: QueenBee on August 20, 2006, 02:10:48 PM

no because unlike what u say,geeks are stupid as a cabbage )))

The whole point of geeks is that they are smart.

And how can you call someone stupid when you've never heard of an apostrophe and you can't type a simple "yo" in front of a "u" to give yourself and your accusations some validity?

xolik · « **Reply #47 on:** September 08, 2006, 05:40:11 PM »

I can always tell when a new forum superstar has registered because one of the old ass threads finds it way to the top again with such cutting-edge insight as

Quote from: GeniACK on September 08, 2006, 04:54:56 PM

You can't take that serious.

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