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Author Topic: It's.......I AM A CRAZY $!#@$#@! BASTARD  (Read 4674 times)

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It's.......I AM A CRAZY $!#@$#@! BASTARD
« on: June 04, 2004, 12:32:50 AM »
1st Amendment:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances

i leik this admendment eevn tho i have no fucken clue what is means

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I can't even spell "doggie" Weird Tingly Feeling is wrong with me?

Friday, June 04, 2004

hello internat diary i am happy to be positing in you becaus that maenas that my neighbor man who i take my internet connecton from has not notices so i can keep oposting. sometiems he cuts his lawn in shorts and i lose myself in his cheeks I CALL THIS WAR SALIVATING OVER BUTTOCKS

Posted by Lacerda @ 12:55 AM

Thursday, June 03, 2004

The other day i woke up in the bath and then I started yelling and the water shook and Jesus looked into my bathrrom winodw and he said "hey man keepp it down can't you see were trying to BBQ?!?!" he had the beards

Posted by Lacerda @ 9:55 PM

Thursday, June 03, 2004

I was standing in my kittten (I mean kichen lol) and I took these pictures because thaey are meanignful and interesting

Look:

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P.S.  I AM INSANE

Posted by Lacerda @ 9:23 PM

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

I went downstairs and I saw this boy who looked and me and he was starring at me and so i strtared and him for about one or six hours and then i noticed that the boy was me and I was looking at a pane of broken glass on my floor so I had some milk

Posted by Lacerda @ 11:55 AM

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

This si a picture of me getting a blowjob from 28 women with big bobs:

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Also i have a screwdriver in my nose because i AM a psycho

Posted by Lacerda @ 12:01 PM

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

For some reason I find that all the peeple on thar internat doen't like me even tho I make these awesome claims about stuff and I do things and take pictures of the things and I don't know when to sotp and my idea of consqeunces is non-existant and i have an abnormally large heard

Posted by Lacerda @ 8:16 AM

Monday, May 38, 2016

I am posting from the future where I've come to realize that my actions have consequence and meaning. I understand now that I've been wasting my life by acting like a jackhole on the internet, and perhaps I'd be better suited to life in a mine somewhere. I'm thinking copper. Everyone needs copper.

Posted by Lacerda @ FUTURE O'CLOCK

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It's.......I AM A CRAZY $!#@$#@! BASTARD
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2004, 08:01:11 AM »


Nice.
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2004, 08:13:32 AM »
Are you a direct descendant of Thoth, Lacerda?
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2004, 08:34:30 AM »


Lacerda, everyone!  Master impressionist!  He'll be here all week!  Be sure to tip your bartenders!  Good night!
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2004, 10:38:18 AM »
Quote from: catwritr
Are you a direct descendant of Thoth, Lacerda?


Are you saying I have a crescent-shaped beak?
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2004, 11:55:58 AM »
Can't....quite put my finger on it.  Give me a hint!
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2004, 07:37:04 AM »
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Lacerda, everyone!  Master impressionist!  He'll be here all week!  Be sure to tip your bartenders!  Good night!


Feh, not one mention of hair fetishism = not good impression. Boo! *throws tomato*
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It's.......I AM A CRAZY $!#@$#@! BASTARD
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2004, 07:38:24 AM »
Dont' worry. It wouldn't be accurate without another 100 updates like that. Expect a lot more from Lacerda like that.
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2004, 07:54:35 AM »
Oh yeah. Oh well. *does his part to anger bobby-d's blog host*
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It's.......I AM A CRAZY $!#@$#@! BASTARD
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2004, 05:33:05 PM »
Did he ever take his blog down? Seriously, that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Heard he recieved a generous 'hairjob' this past week.
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2004, 11:21:12 AM »
God, no, it's still up. If ever there was a case for euthanasia...
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