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« Reply #300 on: July 14, 2005, 06:25:41 PM »
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http://www.interactivecontent.com/


Genius!

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« Reply #301 on: July 14, 2005, 06:40:55 PM »
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« Reply #302 on: July 16, 2005, 02:09:38 PM »
I have determined that Bizb is capable of mind reading and it scares me.
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« Reply #303 on: July 16, 2005, 02:11:54 PM »
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« Reply #304 on: July 18, 2005, 03:12:29 PM »
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« Reply #305 on: July 18, 2005, 06:57:11 PM »
I think I should petition the boss for more money since I'm the only admin that can run cables under the raised floor because all the other ones are TOO FUCKING FAT to do it.  :x Yeah, I'm a little mad about that. **all dirty and sweaty**
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« Reply #306 on: July 18, 2005, 07:37:10 PM »
That was one of the reasons why I always got volunteered for plant maintenance that had me crawling around like a contortionist under deck plates and over and under steam piping and in the bilge on the sub I was attached to.  Most of the other guys were a bit too thick for that kind of thing.
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« Reply #307 on: July 18, 2005, 07:54:19 PM »
That's why the wife has to do all the stuff in the attic and crawlspace.  She can fit.  I can't!
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« Reply #308 on: July 20, 2005, 10:56:06 AM »
Would you believe I forgot my shoes again?  I had to walk to my office barefoot.
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« Reply #309 on: July 20, 2005, 12:20:26 PM »
would you believe i forgot my pants again?  I had to walk places half naked.




how liberating.
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« Reply #310 on: July 20, 2005, 02:08:06 PM »
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would you believe i forgot my pants again?  I had to walk places half naked.




how liberating.


That's the benefit of telcom days. You can work in your boxers and nobody will ever know. Except for when you post about it on THE INTERNET.
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« Reply #311 on: July 20, 2005, 02:27:01 PM »
I see you.
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« Reply #312 on: July 20, 2005, 03:30:43 PM »
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I see you.


**Scrambles to put on something more than just boxers**

PERVERT!

P.S. I love you, All_Knowing_Ham! Don't ever change.  :P
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« Reply #313 on: July 20, 2005, 03:31:27 PM »
I believe I've missed yet another inside joke.
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« Reply #314 on: July 20, 2005, 03:41:28 PM »
It originally stemmed from this little comic, which can still be found on Slow Wave if you go digging through their archives.

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« Reply #315 on: July 20, 2005, 03:43:39 PM »
That's odd enough to be fuh-knee.
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« Reply #316 on: July 20, 2005, 04:02:33 PM »
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That's odd enough to be fuh-knee.


You should read through their archives.  They're hye-larious.
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« Reply #317 on: July 21, 2005, 02:03:23 PM »
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« Reply #318 on: July 21, 2005, 04:53:12 PM »
Look! You can see him pulling them out of his sleeve!

Cheater!
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« Reply #319 on: July 22, 2005, 10:04:22 AM »
That's awesome.
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« Reply #320 on: August 02, 2005, 06:04:59 PM »


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« Reply #321 on: August 12, 2005, 06:34:13 PM »
Today I learned that when I get mad and call somebody a 'dumb faggot' I get VERY confused looks from my boss.
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« Reply #322 on: August 14, 2005, 10:56:11 AM »
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« Reply #323 on: August 14, 2005, 11:19:28 AM »
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Today I learned that when I get mad and call somebody a 'dumb faggot' I get VERY confused looks from my boss.


:spit:

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« Reply #324 on: August 14, 2005, 12:42:54 PM »
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Today I learned that when I get mad and call somebody a 'dumb faggot' I get VERY confused looks from my boss.

I prefer using the term "Nelly Queen" when it applies.

He shouldn't look so confused. Think of all the black males in America that drop the N*bomb on each other.
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