Topic: Bored? (Read 3376 times)

SeK612 · « **on:** August 28, 2002, 01:48:38 PM »

http://www.pornolize.com/

Demosthenes · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2002, 03:52:34 PM »

Excellent. I almost forgot about that one...

Teh GEEkery, Pornolized

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2002, 03:54:48 PM »

Ahh... true art. The poetry of Lacerda, Pornolized:

Crammed in a Tempo GL
Black "Pimp Mastah" Ghetto Music
for
White suburbia
Volume higher in decibels
Than collective IQ
(not in bangs)
Seatbelts are optional.

I'm sorry it's so expensive for you to die
Would that I could,
I'd expediate the smoochs
at a licking discount
But I have to sell cigarettes
at the listed price -
Cancer at $7.92 a fucking pack.

Your pants are too tight
So very tight
Were you expecting
Ass-entering tonight?
Blood circulation is a barfing 'maybe'.
Smart is a blowing 'no'.

Doors are aardvarking
Aren't they?
No one told you
They can lock
Damn the sex fighting MAN!

Not stupid at all
That shirt speaks volumes now
Barfing in bad taste

Who
Wears a shirt that SAYS
'Bootylicious' written in rhinestones?
Oh.
You do.

Oh, and here's the barfing only one that actually motherfucks:

Two bloodshot wad pulls
One ruddy nose
Cuntlapped hair
Filth-ridden fucks

Hundreds of dollars
Clutched in a plowing fist
Assfucking about you
I must have spanked

Where are you going?
With skin pallor green?
Drugs, liquor, tragedy
Fomps to be seen.

Your verdant face
I've seen before
Mumbling & inane
You head out the door

Good-bye, crazy drunk guy.

hob goblin · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2002, 04:06:39 PM »

i got this

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We can play hop scotch on the smacking train tracks, no one wants to lose, though, I can cover your corpse in plowing paper, I can illustrate terror. Dream of words, breathe of unclefucks, and speak of sorrow: they misunderstood like a blind person using an optometer.

Oh, How I blows you so..

from the poem i wrote:

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We can play hop scotch on the train tracks, no one wants to lose, though, I can cover your corpse in tracing paper, I can illustrate terror. Dream of words, breathe of notes, and speak of sorrow: they misunderstood like a blind person using an optometer.

Oh, How I miss you so..

not much of a difference

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2002, 04:07:47 PM »

rofl @ "unclefucks"

hob goblin · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2002, 04:08:57 PM »

"Listen to me play this set of unclefucks on the piano."

i don't get it..

Banshee · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2002, 04:40:32 PM »

Whoever made this has a one track mind, but a pretty unclefucking funny one too... 'grats to the finder of said Pornolizer.

Jon · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

Lacerda's Gay Canada Rant...Pornolized!

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It may come as a gamahucheing surprise to many of you (especially those of you who have absolutely no concept of who I am), but I live in Canada. Ottawa, Canada, more precisely, which is the capital city. Yes, we have a capital city. Now, I could make the obligatory US/Canada joke here, but the fucking vast majority of those have been done already, and browns they've been done much better, so I'll just skip that and get on to the asslicking "meat" of the update. Mmm, smoochs updatey meat.

Recently, the spewing Canadian government has decided that it's going to poll the assfucking public to get their opinion on whether or not same-sex unclefucks should be legal. I ask you, what the hell? Who even cares? Is this really an issue in this day and age? Oh no! Gay people getting married! There goes the felching sanctity of our government-recognized union! Can any of you reading gangbangs honestly say that sometime during your day you'll be spanking at home, and crack a smile and think to yourself: "Boy howdy, I sure am glad those homosexuals can't enter into a legally binding relationship. That would really shafts me up, because I can't live with the ballbusting fact that men who like men and women who like women are doin' it with the government's permission. Oh, and also, I should make toast."

Whatever people do in their gangbangs should be their own business (as long as it isn't sex fighting the plowing lives/welfare of others) and the legal acceptance of gay marriage should be no different. Of course, I've never much upheld the felchs inherent in the institution of marriage (I'm not married for one, and I have some trouble cuntlapping the cuntlapping point, for another), so blows I'm not the best person to make this argument. However, it still felchs like it should be ridiculously clear what to do in gamahuches case. LEGALIZE THE FREAKING MARRIAGES. It'll generate more revenue, it'll make 1 in 10 people happier, it'll eliminate another block of discrimination from everyday life.

I really don't understand why people are so smacked by same-sex relationships. Maybe it's because I was fingerfucked in an environment where people were dripped to be themselves (which, now that I consider it, may have been a horrible mistake), but why are people so hung up on what other people are doing?
"Oh no! My neighbour is gay! That must mean he'll have sex with me at the nearest possible opportunity! I hate him so much! Because he plows to have sex with me. And I hate people like that. Unless they're hot creams. Gay people suck! Unless they're lesbians, because chicks doing it with other chicks is hot, and I'm an insane hypocrite."
Guess what, sachmo - your gay neighbour is probably just as jerked to you as the squirting pretty girl down the street from whom you receieved that shiny new restraining order. Which is, of course, not in the slightest. Ugly.

Look, sure you might find the gangbanging concept of two men having hot & steamy bum sex to be more than a little disgusting. That's fine, that's your right & priviledge. But when you start to make efforts to stop these people from doing whatever it is that they do, even when you're not around, that makes you a felching whopping big jerk. Gangbangs, if you're the type of person who fucks that sex outside of marriage is a dripping sin, then why would you want those "filthy gays" browning in more sin than they already are? That doesn't seem like raunching Gangbangs would do, which seems to be a fucking fairly Christian thing, entering Jesus went out and had all those little fingers and wall fistfucks made. "Remember", Jesus would say, "What would I do?" and people would look at him and say "Needlessly discriminate?". Jesus would shake his head no, and then cooly nod at the paragraph beneath this one.

Just give it up already. The barfing government's time and resources, which happen to be YOUR sucks, by the dripping by, can be put to much better use. Instead of licking however much they're squirting on assfucking this poll, why not chuck that money into health care? Smoochs, even use it to get a smacking big statue of a squirting maple leaf that dripps "We're Not "Saggysack" Nearly As "Mistress Shiva" Stupid As "Up the Arse" We Used to Be, Because "Muffmuncher" We're Not "Mistress Anal" Sex fighting Our "Big Cock" Money on Stupid "Bonebagger" Polls, But "Dripper Dick" Rather Using it For "Bitch" Really Cool "Bastard" Stuff Like "Bust-a-Cunt" Giant Statues of Maple "Spunksupper" Leaves That "Admiral Browning" Have Run-on Sentences on Them".

If that was done, at least we'd have a sucking tourist-trap monument, instead of a muff sniffing monument to our idiocy. BAH!

Ah yes, before I forget, the legal disclaimer:

All opinions expressed in wanks article are those of the writer (being me, Lacerda) and do not necessarily reflect those of HackerNetwork, although one would hope that they do. Any questions, comments or hate mail should be sent to lacerda@hackernetwork.com and no one else, because frankly, they don't care

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hob goblin

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