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Author Topic: Comedy Ideas  (Read 2616 times)

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Comedy Ideas
« on: October 03, 2009, 04:07:38 AM »
I have a comedy idea which i cant animate becouse my adobe master collection is crapping up.

1.matrix outake-=-morphius and neo, scene 5
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morphius-"you can take the blue pill or the red pill, blablabla stay in wonderland blablabla" neo takes both and eats both at the same time,*BOOOM*
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Re: Comedy Ideas
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 03:43:33 PM »
what
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Re: Comedy Ideas
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 04:30:02 PM »
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Re: Comedy Ideas
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 04:21:20 PM »
And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
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Re: Comedy Ideas
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2009, 12:13:50 AM »
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
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Re: Comedy Ideas
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2009, 12:54:56 AM »
You said "dodge" twice.
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Re: Comedy Ideas
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2009, 11:23:16 AM »
The American dodgeball association . . of America!
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