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« on: July 30, 2010, 02:42:40 PM »

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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 02:50:32 PM »

For your own safety, put Rizzy on ignore for the weekend.

Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 02:59:35 PM »


Name's Maurissa, and I need something else to do to keep me from burning my genetics textbook at the moment (ugh, grad school...in biology...). Lo and behold, here I am.

I'm your typical nerdy mahjong-playing, ReBoot-loving, occasional video-game-playing bibliophile.
Who likes to experiment in the kitchen. (And when I say experiment, I use that term to its full potential).

What was your latest kitchen experiment?


@xolic: is xolik mean "exo"? then something?

@ivan: kitchen exp = i made cumin truffles, and a strawberry, black pepper, balsamic vinegar choc. cake.

My best has to be my sweet curry choc. cupcakes, though!



Actually, I take it back. On second reading, those sound... interesting.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 03:03:40 PM »

Yes, so please ignore me saying to put her on ignore.

And post pictures.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 03:09:52 PM »

:D I love Rizzy, she needs to come visit me so we can bake together while watching izzard.

YES! Bake cakes while watching him talk about cakes!
Funny though, I have the urge to make brownies this weekend. Plus, I have to help my mom bake cookies when I go home to visit next week.

And I agree, post pics.


Actually, I take it back. On second reading, those sound... interesting.

You better mean that. They were VERY well-received, thank you very much! I strive to bring more adventurous flavors to the table, so to speak, that's different from the heavy, fake, saccharine tastes many people have acquired. Sad times.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 03:12:34 PM »

Sounds too much like Richard. Which is my father's as well as grandfather's name.

Creeeeepy.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 03:17:29 PM »

oy vey ismr. *facepalm*
« Last Edit: July 30, 2010, 03:24:42 PM by Rizzy »
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 03:40:44 PM »


You better mean that.

I'm serious if you are. 

I take cooking and baking very seriously. I don't do much of it myself, but I'm married to a serious (and exceptional) cook.

I am wary of "gonzo" and "x-treme" cooks. Throwing weird ingredients together for shock value isn't cooking.

I am also wary of cooks who think they can skip learning the basics. It's ok to try to improve on the classics -- but you have to know them first.

Strawberry-poivre-balsamic-chocolate cake may be good, but so is a perfectly executed classic chocolate cake.

Or how about a bona-fide Angel Food cake?


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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2010, 03:58:03 PM »

Yup, I am.

I know the basics and some more (yay for summer culinary school!), so don't worry, I don't make giant blobs of questionable giggly/slimy things. And yes, I agree that a perfectly simple chocolate cake can sometimes be the best.

The extreme stuff is mostly me messing with flavor combinations (in an otherwise traditional recipe) more than anything where parts are known to work well in the first place. For instance, strawberries go well with both black pepper and balsamic vinegar, which goes well with dark chocolate. As does chocolate and strawberries. So, I made a cake (at her request) to try and combine all these together (and, there was a strategy to it).

I get a lot of my inspiration from chocolatiers who use different spices and whatnot.


Unlike my sister, who once tried to boil balls of cookie dough.

skittles = DO IT!




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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 04:06:05 PM »

That's exactly the kind of answer I was hoping to get, Rizzy.

And Skittles, rather than my dumb name, you should decorate your cake with Skittles and candied banana slices.

Banana Skittles Chocolate Cake.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 04:17:25 PM »

Well, I'm glad I didn't give you a stroke from thinking I did otherwise.

As for the cake, you can always put banana slices in between cake layers (or a banana cream) -or not.

I say frost it yellow and put a big 'S' on it to make it LOOK like a skittle (since eating them on a cake, if you refridgerate it when you're done, will get hard and hence hard to eat).
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 04:33:54 PM »

I can cook, but I'm a complete 'tard when it comes to baking.  And there's an enormous difference between "cooking" and "baking".

I can follow a procedure.  That's the extent of my skills.  Lately, to deal with the massive and rather unexpected success of my vegetable garden this summer, I've been making lots of zucchini bread.

That's the pinnacle of my baking skills.  That, and I managed to get my grandmother's apple pie recipe out of her before she passed away.  I can make that too.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 04:38:46 PM »


As for the cake, you can always put banana slices in between cake layers (or a banana cream) -or not.

I say frost it yellow and put a big 'S' on it to make it LOOK like a skittle (since eating them on a cake, if you refridgerate it when you're done, will get hard and hence hard to eat).

I would follow this advice.

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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 04:41:14 PM »

I can follow a procedure.  That's the extent of my skills.  Lately, to deal with the massive and rather unexpected success of my vegetable garden this summer, I've been making lots of zucchini bread.

That's the pinnacle of my baking skills.  That, and I managed to get my grandmother's apple pie recipe out of her before she passed away.  I can make that too.

I bet you can build on those two quite a bit.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2010, 04:42:45 PM »

Not without some training.  I don't really know what I'm doing.  Anything more than zucchini bread or apple pie is too extravagant for me.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2010, 04:43:13 PM »

LOL.  Burned by the sweet lovin'!   :lol:
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2010, 04:45:11 PM »

Sour cream coffee cake (I think it's a Lukin and Russo recipe)
Triple ginger cake (probably epicurious dot com)
Dick's Bakery over in my hood makes a fabulous burnt almond cake
Tres Leche.

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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2010, 04:52:22 PM »

Pastel de tres leches is one of the best ever. The problem for me is that it's too sweet for me, so I add a little lime juice to the milk mixture and whipped cream.

But omg, it's amazing...a diabetic and/or lactose-intolerant person's sweet, sweet hell.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2010, 06:18:50 PM »

BANANA SKITTLE CAKE SOUNDS LIKE AN EPIC IDEA! :D!!!!

Pix or it didn't happen.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2010, 07:33:41 PM »

PURE AWESOMENESS!

How's your butt?
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2010, 08:30:47 PM »

om nom nom nom...

oh, and the cake looks nom-worthy too! ;p

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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2010, 09:30:18 PM »

Oh my gosh! My poor butt! I think I pushed my tail bone further in... because every time I used to sit down I could kind of feel my tail bone there but now I can't :S. I also scream out in pain every time I bend a little hahaha.

O.o Are you om nomming my butt? ;)

1) what did you do? and, sit on one of those inflatable donut seat things you can get for a broken tailbone

2) mehbe...haha, I was just playing!  :-P
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2010, 09:37:04 PM »

um...did you go to the doctor? it could actually be fractured. not much you can do if it is, but they can get you some heavy-duty painkillers if nothing else.
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Re: Let's get baked
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2010, 05:26:33 PM »

Sorry to hear about your coccyx.

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« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2010, 06:31:24 PM »

Coccyx LOL
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