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Author Topic: New to the forum, but not a new geek  (Read 2262 times)

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New to the forum, but not a new geek
« on: March 31, 2011, 10:58:53 AM »
Heyyy... geeky-forum-go-ers? I just signed up and I guess the logical thing to do is introduce myself right away :)

My name's Dammyjodger (yes... yes it is...)
I live in Scotland, although I'm English by blood (Am I allowed to tell you this stuff?)
I love Nintendo and have been gaming from the age of 7.

I think that's all I can say for now... I hope I'm met with a warm welcome here :3
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 11:17:59 AM »
Hello, new person.

Nintendo, eh? What are we talking about here: Original? SNES? 64? That other one?

What's your favourite game?
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 01:55:10 PM »
Welcome dude.

I like video games but I don't get to play any.  Can't wait till the kids get older.
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 03:14:23 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on March 31, 2011, 12:30:34 PM
No, because pedophiles like me will come and rape you.

Is it rape if they'd consent and enjoy it?
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 04:13:05 PM »
If I told you that I don't consent and that I wouldn't enjoy it would you break into my house and rape me?
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 01:30:34 PM »
Now, I'm just a small country lawyer, but—

I don't have anything to contribute here, I just wanted to complain about my stature.
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 01:41:03 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on April 01, 2011, 01:12:27 PM
You already said you would enjoy it.

I was talking about the n00b.  I definitely wouldn't  :-D
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 01:03:59 AM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on March 31, 2011, 12:30:34 PM
No, because pedophiles like me will come and rape you.

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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 12:02:29 AM »
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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 09:31:20 PM »
This thread is creepy.













Oh... I should contribute.




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Re: New to the forum, but not a new geek
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 12:51:27 AM »
Bricks = shat.
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