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« on: April 10, 2011, 12:01:42 PM »
Hello (Nervous wave).

I'm from the UK.  I am a girl with lipstick and everything. I never know what to type in these things really because it can end up looking like a personal ad for e-Harmony.

I basically typed "Geek forum" into Google and up you popped.  I shall enjoy having a good nose at your posts, some witty banter, and killing a few braincells at 3am. 

Looking forward to it.
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2011, 12:51:44 PM »
In a jar?  I have one of those.

It's not mine, it came with the house.

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2011, 05:16:12 PM »
Hello.

Quote from: bananaskittles on April 10, 2011, 12:49:23 PM
You have to wear lipstick to be a girl? :(

Oh, no. I've got some reflecting to do.
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2011, 08:06:14 PM »
Hello there and welcome.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 08:20:50 AM »
Hi there!
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 01:59:34 PM »
There are three criteria for being a girl.

1) Have boobies.
2) Have beef curtains.
3) Be able to drink cocktails without looking gay.

I looked it up on Wikipedia which, as we all know, is the undisputed source of all knowledge.

Thanks for the welcome and Banshee.... loving Jodene Sparks there.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 02:34:30 PM »
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 02:36:10 PM by Novice »
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 05:26:05 PM »
Quote from: The White Rabbit on April 11, 2011, 01:59:34 PM

3) Be able to drink cocktails without looking gay.


I'm one-third girl.
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 05:35:37 PM »
Yeah, Ivan at our age they are really boobies aren't they.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 05:47:31 PM »
Perhaps, although they completely fail to perform any useful function.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 06:37:57 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on April 11, 2011, 05:35:37 PM
Yeah, Ivan at our age they are really boobies aren't they.

First post?

 :?
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 06:51:57 PM »
Nope, around my 9455th or something.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 07:15:27 PM »
History of the United States Postal Service

Part 1

William Penn established Pennsylvania's boobies office in 1683.

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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 02:42:40 PM »
Would anyone prefer tits?  Jugs?  Sweater Cows?  Bajangos?  Milky pillows? 

I think Da Vinci actually invented boobs.  There are some old diagrams knocking about drawn up hundreds of years before they became huge.  It's a big church cover up. 

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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2011, 09:54:36 AM »
Quote from: The White Rabbit on April 12, 2011, 02:42:40 PM
hundreds of years before they became huge. 

TWSS
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2011, 12:30:46 PM »
HDIAH
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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2011, 07:48:36 AM »
Quote from: The White Rabbit on April 10, 2011, 12:01:42 PM
I am a girl with lipstick and everything.

What do people get you for your birthday? YOU HAVE EVERYTHING!!!


Welcome!
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2011, 06:19:53 PM »
Maybe some everythings are larger than other everythings.  Kind of like infinite sets. 
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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 08:27:32 PM »
Noticed how I posted and fecked off.  Apologies.   :w:
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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 08:39:16 PM »
We figured you were kinda busy preparing for Sunday.
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2011, 08:41:15 PM »
Yep.  Leaving little gifts under bushes for kids to find......

.....and then there is the eggs.
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« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2011, 10:19:50 AM »
Hahahaha, I like this one.  Can we keep it?
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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2011, 10:38:35 AM »
Get her in the cage before she escapes.
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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2011, 03:35:35 PM »
I have a hunch, um I mean hutch...
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