What's up, dudes? I should put down a bunch of crap you don't really care about, because it's some kind of "tradition". Being realistic for fun and profit!


So I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy. I'm an English nerd, a gamer, a foodie, and a root beer snob. I dick around with a little bit of art, but mostly I don't have time for it these days. I'm a big indie music lover, and I'm always looking for bitchin' new bands because I tend to get bored fast. Other than that, I'm narcissistic, pedantic, sometimes an asshole, and almost always sarcastic. It's just what I do.