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Homework Help / Re: How to work out the volume occupied by the gaseous products?« on: October 06, 2011, 12:37:42 PM »I'm with you there. I mean, for this to happen you have to first find an individual who needs to take a shit. OK that's easy. Then you'd need to stuff them up your ass. Now that's not an easy feat I would imagine. Next you need to shit them back out. "Inception" 27
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Geeks Unite!« on: October 05, 2011, 12:35:22 PM »You do not know War, my friend. I take this to mean that war tugs really hard. 28
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Geeks Unite!« on: October 05, 2011, 12:34:54 PM »
I've been thinking about it for at least 45 seconds now and since it's for charity I'll donate some money if someone throws flaming darts at the contestants during the tug-of-war.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Geeks Unite!« on: October 05, 2011, 12:32:05 PM »
Does tug-of-war really qualify as an extreme physical stunt? Maybe if it was on a tightrope or something...
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: October 05, 2011, 10:38:22 AM »
You should fill the gun with diluted hot sauce and spray people in the face if they mention cake.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Elo peeps« on: September 29, 2011, 12:04:06 PM »I didn't. The Clit Master is free to post his excellent words. I thought I'd experienced joy, but anything before this has been a hollow simulacrum of emotion. I'm crying right now! 32
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Elo peeps« on: September 29, 2011, 08:28:07 AM »
I can't believe we banned the Clit Master
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Elo peeps« on: September 29, 2011, 08:25:31 AM »
I think your boyfriend might be into coprophilia so maybe for his birthday you can shit on him!
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Homework Help / Re: How to work out the volume occupied by the gaseous products?« on: September 29, 2011, 08:19:54 AM »
Guys I don't really want to eat someone else's shit that I shit.
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Homework Help / Re: How to work out the volume occupied by the gaseous products?« on: September 28, 2011, 10:59:46 AM »
How did those poor moles die?
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hello« on: September 27, 2011, 01:36:32 PM »
If the "seo" in "seo305flr" stands for Search Engine Optimization then you have a lot to learn about not making posts that will get deleted.
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Anarchy / Re: Humanimals« on: September 27, 2011, 09:44:47 AM »
Someone tried to get us to google Goatse. In the year 2011. What a maroon!
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Biggest Loser Tracking Thread« on: September 27, 2011, 07:56:32 AM »
Fried chicken
Bacon & cheese Fried chicken I want one now. 39
Anarchy / Re: Impressive, but creepy« on: September 27, 2011, 07:55:43 AM »
I thought this was a thread about my sex life.
(edit: just watched the video—the five guitarists in my sex life are adults) 40
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Biggest Loser Tracking Thread« on: September 23, 2011, 11:58:32 AM »
Make sure you're not under-eating, split meals into smaller chunks over the day, ensure you eat breakfast to kickstart your metabolism, do some extra cardio (possibly HIIT), lift weights.
There, that oughta do it. 41
Entertainment / Re: Let's Play: Horrible "Visual Novels"« on: September 23, 2011, 11:57:01 AM »
Oh good, at least someone else is going through this with me.
Re: Dad Sons I'll take a look and see if they've ungimped their software. 42
Flamer's Corner / Re: Random Rants« on: September 23, 2011, 11:56:13 AM »
Yeah, tell him he can choose between breastfeeding the kids and sending the thank you cards.
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Flamer's Corner / Re: Random Rants« on: September 23, 2011, 10:44:09 AM »Mr. M, I'm going to send you a thank you card for that post. Great, then I'm going to have to send you a thank you card for the thank you card and you'll have to send me a thank you card for my thank you thank you card and I'll have to send you a thank you thank you thank you thank you card for that and then you'll 44
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Movie Thread« on: September 23, 2011, 10:36:31 AM »I had a fantasy dream about Zooey Deschanel today. Please describe this in embarrassing detail if you're over 18. 45
Entertainment / Re: Let's Play: Horrible "Visual Novels"« on: September 23, 2011, 08:31:56 AM »
I'm still doing these because I'm really dumb.
Let's Play a Stupid Ren'Py Game 005 - Magical Mess Let's Play a Stupid Ren'Py Game 006 - Thanatos Contract Pt. 3 46
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Movie Thread« on: September 23, 2011, 08:09:23 AM »
I love Zooey Deschanel and I enjoy James Franco and I'm a dopesmoking fantasy nerd and I HATED Your Highness.
go fig 47
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Movie Thread« on: September 23, 2011, 07:58:49 AM »120 Days of Sodomy I like the part of this movie where the protagonist is like "God damn I wish I'd never signed up with AT&T." 48
Flamer's Corner / Re: Random Rants« on: September 23, 2011, 07:55:51 AM »
I can only speak for myself (legally, this is a thing in Canada where lawyers have explicitly told me I'm not allowed to speak for the country in any kind of international capacity), but I have never once ever ever said "Where's my thank you card?"
When I'm giving someone a gift, it's because I want them to enjoy something or celebrate something or put the spycam I've installed in their gift somewhere. It's not to receive thanks. That just seems like giving a gift with an expectation. Is it rude if someone just snatches a gift and doesn't say anything at all? Sure, and I'll think twice about giving them something again. I know you're kind of stuck in a difficult position because you don't want to disrespect the MIL, but it sounds to me like she's kind of control-freak buttface who needs something to do. Send her a card that says "Thanks for stressing me out during the formative years of my children's lives" and then hire a hitman if she gives you any more trouble. 49
Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: September 22, 2011, 02:44:47 PM »Oh, well now that's a completely different ballgame. Poking children is much more satisfying by far in person vs Facebook.  
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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: September 22, 2011, 02:38:08 PM »
I guess it's better if you're poking children on facebook...
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