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Main Forums => Flamer's Corner => Topic started by: Scheherazade on February 18, 2007, 09:22:57 PM
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What a bitch.
Damn that which refuses to obey the laws of logic! Damn it all to hell :cry:
(This is the post of someone who hasn't gotten laid in a while)
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What a bitch.
Damn that which refuses to obey the laws of logic! Damn it all to hell :cry:
(This is the post of someone who hasn't gotten laid in a while)
I agree with you. I think love sucks and should be dismissed and forgotten with and the world should become a giant orgy.
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A giant orgy would be difficult to walk on.
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Yeah, and I don't want to be stuck with the cleanup.
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Yeah, and I don't want to be stuck with the cleanup.
But cleaning up is the woman's job!
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I can't complain. v :-) v
Edit: This definitely wasn't in reference to the orgy clean-up comment. I could definitely complain about that.
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But cleaning up is the woman's job!
Good thing I'm not "the" woman, just a woman then, eh?
You're still an asshat anyway.
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You're still an asshat anyway.
I prefer the prestigious title "Asshole" more than asshat, but I suppose it will do. 8-)
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On a related note I was just 69'd.
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I've definitely +1ed you today but I'm not sure I can take credit for 69ing you.
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Perhaps you are looking for love in all the wrong places. Have you tried a truck stop?
I hear that it can be both fun and profitable…
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You heard huh ?
"from a friend"
right......
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Perhaps you are looking for love in all the wrong places. Have you tried a truck stop?
I hear that it can be both fun and profitable…
I can only assume you'd know.
Meh. If I fell in love with a trucker, he'd always be on the road. What kind of life is that? Never seeing the man you're in love with...that'd suck.
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What a bitch.
Damn that which refuses to obey the laws of logic! Damn it all to hell :cry:
(This is the post of someone who hasn't gotten laid in a while)
Didn't you rant and rave awhile back about not being an emo kid?
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Emos are funny.
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Emus are funnier.
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(http://scs.web.elte.hu/Kepek/fun/emu.jpg)
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Emo lawns cut themselves
(http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/5517/pic4524spacemv1.jpg)
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What a bitch.
Damn that which refuses to obey the laws of logic! Damn it all to hell :cry:
(This is the post of someone who hasn't gotten laid in a while)
Yeah, just sounds to me like someone needs to get laid.
:w:
Hey, don't look at me...
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The only thing I don't like about love is that he's a fickle emotion and likes to mess with my mind waaaay too much.
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What is love, anyway? (http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/) I mean, come on, you know? Totally.
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Emo lawns cut themselves
(http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/5517/pic4524spacemv1.jpg)
:lol: +1
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Love = Good
You just have to find LOVE and not SOMETHING ELSE DISGUISED AS LOVE.
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"You just have to..."
I said that as if it's easy. I didn't mean to. I know that it's not easy at all. But if it were, we'd get bored with it too quickly.
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Yeh, cos it's better to be lonely and old than bored but in love.
:-P
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"You just have to..."
I said that as if it's easy. I didn't mean to. I know that it's not easy at all. But if it were, we'd get bored with it too quickly.
I'm bored of it. :-D
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Yeah, just sounds to me like someone needs to get laid.
:w:
Hey, don't look at me...
Don't get me started. You men and your "you just need to get laid." Gettin laid =/= love. Fun, yes, love, no.
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Don't get me started. You women and your "You men!" comments... you men |= all of us
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Don't get me started. You men and your "you just need to get laid." Gettin laid =/= love. Fun, yes, love, no.
Love is a woman's excuse to milk a man for all he's worth before she'll give him sex.
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Love is a woman's excuse to milk a man for all he's worth before she'll give him sex.
Ok, Professor Leykis....
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Ah, Love: yon Emotion of most erratic Qualitie, what dost thou be? I wish no Harm of Your infernal Doing to befall me any longer. Thou playest confounded Trickes upon me wherefore ever Thou mayest be discovered: be it the Bottom of here Whiskie Bottle, thou drivest me in carnal Lust to be intimate with un-faire Maidens of questionable Repute; yet again be it here Fitnesse Arena, wherefore Thou dost implante most impure fantastical Thoughts within mine Mind; be it still covertly among yon Shrubbery, wherefore I sit, Company kept me by mine Field Glasses and yon faire unwitting Maiden residing in them. Unhand me infernal Law-Enforcement, thou knowest not the Nature of Love; I am again its unwilling Captive, seize It Fool, seize It before further infernal Harm befalls Societie at large; It is the True Criminal, the Confounded Manipulator that spells Our Destruction, this Love! I am but a mere Pawn, Pawn, dost thou hear me?
God-damn-it-all, can One amongst thou emancipate monies for mine emancipation?
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Shut it.
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Ok, Professor Leykis....
Who is that?
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Syndicated Radio Dude.
As far as love goes, it's a good thing and I'm happy to have been in love for almost a score now.
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Love = Good
You just have to find LOVE and not SOMETHING ELSE DISGUISED AS LOVE.
I FOUND love. But it isn't reciprocated. Which sucks.
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Ah, Love: yon Emotion of most erratic Qualitie, what dost thou be? I wish no Harm of Your infernal Doing to befall me any longer. Thou playest confounded Trickes upon me wherefore ever Thou mayest be discovered: be it the Bottom of here Whiskie Bottle, thou drivest me in carnal Lust to be intimate with un-faire Maidens of questionable Repute; yet again be it here Fitnesse Arena, wherefore Thou dost implante most impure fantastical Thoughts within mine Mind; be it still covertly among yon Shrubbery, wherefore I sit, Company kept me by mine Field Glasses and yon faire unwitting Maiden residing in them. Unhand me infernal Law-Enforcement, thou knowest not the Nature of Love; I am again its unwilling Captive, seize It Fool, seize It before further infernal Harm befalls Societie at large; It is the True Criminal, the Confounded Manipulator that spells Our Destruction, this Love! I am but a mere Pawn, Pawn, dost thou hear me?
God-damn-it-all, can One amongst thou emancipate monies for mine emancipation?
This is one of the most awesome things I have ever laid eyes upon.
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Oh God, don't encourage me.
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Oh God, don't encourage me.
*encourages*
Do you have a significant other? If so, do you talk to her like that?
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No, and I wouldn't unless I was joking around.
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Damn!
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Oh God, don't encourage me.
Oh trust me, consider yourself encouraged.
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Oh God, don't encourage me.
Shut it.
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For this thread being about love, it's sure making me want to smack some people.
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For this thread being about love, it's sure making me want to smack some people.
Really? Promise?
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You just have to find LOVE and not SOMETHING ELSE DISGUISED AS LOVE.
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Really? Promise?
I make no guarantees of smackage, but that doesn't mean the desire isn't there.
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Thank you ma'am, may I have another.
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It's not really astonishing that this thread turned so wrong so fast, love it!
Ok, that's all I got.
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For this thread being about love, it's sure making me want to smack some people.
I'd glad take the smack for Leonidas, he's too awesome to be injured.
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Well, now deep in my heart baby I know that you care.
Deep in my heart, babe, the feeling is there.
'Cause I got something money can't buy,
I got something that you oughta try.
I got love!
Love!
I said love, sweet love!
I got love, baby.
Well, I can tell by your smile what you wanna do,
See in your eyes you got the feeling, too.
Come on, baby, it's time to move,
'Cause I've got something that's a stone groove.
I got love! Love!
Love, sweet love!
I got love, baby.
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Flying on a free flight
Driving all night
With my machinery
’cause i, I got the power
Any hour
To show the man in me
I got reputations
Blown to pieces
With my artillery
Whoa ho
I’ll be guided in
We’ll be ridin’
Given what you got to me
Don’t you struggle
Don’t you fight
Don’t you worry
’cause it’s your turn tonight
Chorus:
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife
Oh, like a fever
Burning faster
You spark the fire in me
Crazy feelings
Got me reeling
They got me raising steam
Don’t you struggle
Don’t you fight
Don’t you worry
’cause it’s your turn tonight
Yeah
Chorus
Cut it
Let me, let me
Oooh
Chorus
Oh
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me give it all
Let me give it all
To you, to you
Give it all
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I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And we
Have be
So intimately
Entwined
And it sure was fine
I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And so you see
We
Have be so together
I thought that we would never
Return from forever
Return from forever
Return from forever . . .
You
Have been in me
And understandably
I have been in 'n'outayou
An' everywhere
You want me to
Yes, you know it's true;
And while
I was insideI
I mighta been
Undignified
And that is maybe
Why you cried
I don't know
Maybe so,
But what's the difference now?
I have been in you, baby
You have been in me
Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm goin' in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again ...
I'm goin' in you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' you can go in me too
That's true
I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' later when we get through
I'm goin' in you again-ahh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahh
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
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See the bird on the barstool?
Shes watchin on a jerk !
And it she likes the way he looks,
Shell put his ass to work!
And you know shes been all around the block;
Tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
There aint no need to change it
Thats just the way it is!
She got to find a bigger jerk;
She got to have his jizz!
And you know she been all around the block;
She tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock (Ha!)
But she loves my COCK!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
Theres as many hands on her as the knob on a door.
Shes such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pr-r-r-r-r-r pretty little whore!
To get to my cock, she would walk through the flames of Hell!
Cause I can always tell when shes comin
I can always tell !
She loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! She loves my cock!
I gotta hard-on for you
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I was feeling all right 'cause it was Saturday night
And I was smoking and drinking everything in sight
Somebody must have saw cause they rang up the law
And they put me in the back of a police car
And I told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Well I guess that I'd rather get sent to Hell
Than to spend Saturday night in a Benton County Jail
They filled out a report and they sent me to court
And the judge (not to be confused with The Judge) looked at me and said "What's your plea?"
I didn't even give that judge (not to be confused with The Judge) a glace
I guess I was too busy whipping down my pants
And I guess I may of, might have, kind of, sort of,
in a way, kind of, sort of, in a way, maybe,
might have, kind of,
And I told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
My lawyer looked at me and said "Son, are you crazy or what?
He's trying to make you a deal and you show him your butt."
The court was amused but the judge was not
And I wind up twenty years for smoking pot
and hitting some bump on the road that turned out to be the
judge's (not to be confused with The Judge) kid
Well I spent my time making license plates
And I finally got a parole around eighty-eight
They said "Son we're prepared to let you out,
we're only asking one thing
and that is that you watch your mouth"
And I said "Sir, I'm ready to admit that I was wrong"
And about that time I whipped out my dong
I guess I maybe, might of, kind of, sort of
told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Well I spent my time breaking rocks
and maybe I reformed and maybe not
They said "Son, you just don't understand
the honor and respect that belong to this man"
I said "I never could see how it was right
how any man could be appointed for all his life."
Well, I guess I don't know.
I used to think I had nothing to lose
I found out there are some words you just don't use
So if I ever again go before that man
Maybe I've decided to change my plan
I'm going to request that the judge (not to be confused with The Judge) orally stimulate my penis
So I told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick
Told the judge
(not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge
(surely not to be confused with The Judge)
to suck my dick!
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Love-ly
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Yes, you are!
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Yes, you are!
booooooooooooo!
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:-D I try!
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Why you gotta disrespect Judgie?
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Why you gotta disrespect Judgie?
WHOAAA I totally didn't see that coming, no joke.
UPDATE: I have made additions to the post in question that I believe correct the problem.
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Scod: Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of...
Gatesy: Yeah, Scod, that’s the wrong one.
Scod: Sorry.
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away. It was a time of war, but what better than a time of war to get it on? Love oozes from every corner of space, and every hive of scum and villainy, starting with this cantina.
Yon: He doesn’t like you. I don’t like you either. But that guy over there with the tubes for eyes. He likes you; he wants to get with you.
Gatesy: I’ll be careful then.
Yon: You’ll be dead!
(Lightsabre noises)
Gatesy: What’s that?
Yon: That’s his vibrator.
Gatesy: Why are you French? Like why... And why didn’t they make a Star Wars figure out of you, hey?
Yon: I’m wanted in 5 sectors!
Gatesy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Tripod: Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Scod: This bit's a bit like the Goodies theme...
Yon: Snaggletooth’s with walrus man, hammerhead’s with Greedo.
The boys from the cantina bar are clinking to Panthl... oh, fuck.
Scod: Obi Wan, he likes some fun, he’s got a huge libido.
Gatesy: Not to mention the sexual tension between Han and C3PO.
Yon: Think about it. Why does CPO keep bumbling in when Han is about to get it on with Princess Leia, hey?
Gatesy: 3PO!
Scod: Oh, I’m terribly sorry. Ah, were you two... oh dear, do you want me to hold something?
Gatesy: 3PO!
Scod: Well, would you consider yourself an open-minded smuggler? I mean, how about a 3PO-some?
Gatesy: 3PO!
Scod: A Han-job?
Gatesy: Oh God!
Scod: Oh R2-D2, what am I to do?
Yon: (Droid dialect)
Scod: Oh, that’s disgusting, where do you learn these things?
Yon: (Droid dialect)
Scod: I don’t know how to love Han...
Tripod: (Droid dialect)
Scod: Thank-you R2, it’s a rhetorical question.
Tripod: Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Scod: This bit's a bit like Benny Hill...
Yon: Old Lando Calrisian is aided by his lo-bot.
The biomedical droid from Hoth is a very randy robot.
Gatesy: The ewoks love the jawwas, and Chewie loves a screwie.
Scod: And Jabba the Hutt’s a dirty slut and there’s nothing he won’t do-ie.
Gatesy: Hang on; I did think this song’s about love, Scod.
Yon: Take your Jedi weapon. Strike me down with it. Now, give it a name.
Gatesy: Yon! Stop with it, please!
Scod: And if you’re into midgets there’s a lot on offer in the show.
There’s jawwas, ewoks, and the ugnauts who pulled apart C3PO.
Gatesy: How do you spell ugnaut Scod?
Scod: U-G-N-A-U-T.
Gatesy: That’s that then, nice one.
Tripod: Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
Everyone, everyone, everyone’s in love,
This bit's a bit like a Tripod song...
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Hate Star Wars
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<--- Love Star Wars
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Explains
Nope, just doesn't flow right that way...
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<--- Love Star Wars
Same here.
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Stupid
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Explains
See, that flows much better.
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Concur
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What is love, anyway? (http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/) I mean, come on, you know? Totally.
this one is better: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/what-is-love-p1.php
I especially like the Bayeux
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Love Star Wars. My mom found a stray cat and it's so fluffy we might just have to name it Chewbacca. Oh, and I love cats.
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I've never tried cat. 12, next time you bag one you want to ship me some tenderloin so I can grill it up?
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I hear it tastes just like chicken. That's what my friend Doc says.
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I've never tried cat. 12, next time you bag one you want to ship me some tenderloin so I can grill it up?
NEDM
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I've never tried cat. 12, next time you bag one you want to ship me some tenderloin so I can grill it up?
Sure thing. I have this deal with Mai Bong at a restaurant out there. I can get her to let me toss it on one of
their trucks. You'd pick it up at the Perucho Oriental Mart on Flickinger.
I hear it tastes just like chicken.
That's a myth. Chickens actually don't taste at all. While they do have tongues, they are mainly used to manipulate food particles. Chickens judge things mainly by scent.
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Silly cocks.