Love those days.

Well, you know what to do.

Shish-kaboob!

So this nice Jewish gentleman decides to do some sun bathing on the beach, and spreads his towel near a rather nice looking lady. The lady peeks over her sunglasses at him, and, impressed by his good looks, starts up a conversation.

She: "Hello... Do you come here often?"
He: "Oh, now and again. "
She: "Are you from out of town?"
He: "No, I own a condo not far from here."
She: "Oh, so you're married?"
He: "No, widower."
She: "Oh, I'm sorry.
He: "It was a long time ago."
She: "Oh, I see. What do you for a living?"
He: "I'm retired."
She: "Ah. Any hobbies? Do you like to read? Go to the movies?"
He: "Sure, I like the movies."
She: "Restaurants? Fine dining?"
He: "Yes, sure."
She: "Pets? Dogs?"
He: "I had a dog. He died recently."
She: "Oh, I'm sorry."
He: "Yes, I loved him very much."
She: "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw himself upon her, tore off her bathing suit, and made mad passionate love to her for fifteen minutes. Exhausted, he rolled off and lit a cigarette.

She: "Wow! That was wonderful! How did you know I needed that?"
He: "How did you know my name is Katz?"

This makes the assumption that fans of the original are fans because of Shatner.  What do you propose to call those who are fans because of the inimitable Leonard Nimoy?

I propose to call them well-meaning but misguided.

I'll remove the filters in a while. Just let me enjoy this for a little bit...

Didn't know where else to put this, so might as well put it in a thread that I will probably delete.

I don't care what anyone says, Bill Maher makes me Hectar LAMF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lJXlaoAc4U (Donner Party)

If you're trying to differentiate between male and female Middle-Earth Dwarves as potential dates, you may already be at the why-bother stage.

I built a girlfriend when I was 12!

If you were 12, then who is 12 now?

But "Bakulans" is.

Oh man, that's so awesome, I just decided to watch that whole series and become a fan of it just so I can put "Bakulan" on my resume!

Except I pronounce it baKUla, stressing the second syllable, because then is sounds like aKUla, which is Russian for "shark".

WHICH MAKES IT TEN TIMES AWESOMER!

Oh wait.

That would have to be "Stewartian". Not as elegant.

I am eternally thankful I have the power to delete this thread.

I'll abide for a time and see how bad it gets, but only because I like the cat.

Oi! What's all this then?

Reimero, you magnificent bastard!