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Messages - ivan
4576
« on: June 21, 2006, 11:26:21 AM »
Surely there is not another language that is so slipshod and systemless, and so slippery and elusive to the grasp. One is washed about in it, hither and thither, in the most helpless way; and when at last he thinks he has captured a rule which offers firm ground to take a rest on amid the general rage and turmoil of the ten parts of speech, he turns over the page and reads, "Let the pupil make careful note of the following exceptions." He runs his eye down and finds that there are more exceptions to the rule than instances of it. So overboard he goes again, to hunt for another Ararat and find another quicksand. Such has been, and continues to be, my experience. [/url]
4577
« on: June 19, 2006, 04:36:28 PM »
Read?
4578
« on: June 19, 2006, 03:08:59 PM »
Perhaps you should read around before posting.
Oh yes, because me reading hundreds of posts is a lot easier than you giving me one simple answer.
No, retard. Because reading hundreds of posts will fill you full of information that you'll need to be accepted as a regular on these forums.
FFS *click*
I'd prefer to just pick it up as I go along, other than reading year old posts. So why don't you remove the stick you elitist asshole, and stop thinking your something special because you've been on a message board longer than me.
I think we have reasonable cause here.
4579
« on: June 19, 2006, 03:07:01 PM »
Perhaps you should read around before posting.
Oh yes, because me reading hundreds of posts is a lot easier than you giving me one simple answer.
Oh, ok. Let's try that again. We saw it Saturday. Highly entertaining. With plenty of bathroom humor, so you'll lurve it Detta
We saw it Saturday. Highly entertaining. With plenty of bathroom humor, so you'll lurve it Detta
Bathroom humor?
Yes, bathroom humor. Any other questions?
4580
« on: June 19, 2006, 03:04:06 PM »
But, it is one smite per person per hour. You knew that, right?
Yeah, but I still keep clicking. Sort of like pressing the pedestrian crosswalk button fifty times. Pointless.
4581
« on: June 19, 2006, 02:53:02 PM »
An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 1 hours. I regret that I have but one smite to give for my country. Per hour.
4582
« on: June 19, 2006, 02:50:45 PM »
Yes, read around the internet.
4583
« on: June 19, 2006, 02:19:50 PM »
Your grasp of that which is incredibly obvious is astonishing. -- avalanche
4584
« on: June 19, 2006, 01:22:00 PM »
Yeah.
You know what occurred to me? It occurred to me that if there was some guy here with a traditional Spanish name that kept correcting people on anything remotely Spanish in nature, I would consider that guy to be an insufferable pedantic boor. EVEN IF HE WAS REALLY SPANISH. I will try to curb my pedanticism.
4585
« on: June 19, 2006, 12:23:49 PM »
What's a "Linux"?
4586
« on: June 19, 2006, 12:16:18 PM »
I'm a rebel.
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6153/rebel4ln.jpg
How many rubels for a night with you, rebel? 1,000? (Which, of course, corresponds to three wrinkled bucks, american...)
Something tells me it won't only be those wrinkled bucks that are going to be difficult to straighten out...
There are ways, there are ways... Oh, and Pariah? The proper spelling is "ruble".
4587
« on: June 19, 2006, 12:08:12 PM »
"Formally" vs. "formerly".
Unless you meant "formally".
On a personal note, my bugaboos are the "s" sounds in words like forse, source and spouse. "Force" looks perfectly ok to me, as do "sourse" and "spouce".
4588
« on: June 17, 2006, 08:19:18 PM »
This is by far my favourite thread on these forums. Hey Levy, what do you think about me making you a moderator?
ok
PERFECT! Love this thread!
4589
« on: June 17, 2006, 08:16:02 PM »
To Ivan: I don't know where you are from
SoCal, not too far from Santa Ana, muchacho.
4590
« on: June 16, 2006, 04:49:02 PM »
We need a LOL thread.
4591
« on: June 16, 2006, 04:48:38 PM »
By the way, I think your half nekkid wimin suck.
Spittake!
4592
« on: June 16, 2006, 04:47:09 PM »
DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
4593
« on: June 16, 2006, 04:06:31 PM »
A degree of caution. It's a dangerous job.
4594
« on: June 16, 2006, 03:52:54 PM »
3. This weekend I will try to exercise. However, I will probably end up watching TV instead.
At that rate, you'll never be an internationally notorious double agent!
4595
« on: June 16, 2006, 03:50:04 PM »
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a big fan of Strangers with Candy, like all other totally hott people. Anyone here a fan?
4596
« on: June 16, 2006, 03:25:38 PM »
Are you a notorious international double agent?
4597
« on: June 16, 2006, 02:39:39 PM »
"This Sunday" -- the one I'm eating right now.
"Next Sunday" -- the one I will be eating as soon as I finish this Sunday.
4598
« on: June 16, 2006, 01:56:17 PM »
What the hell did I miss?
The Levy finally broke.
4599
« on: June 16, 2006, 01:55:19 PM »
Here is a song I wrote in honor of Levy! Levy is cool,
Levy is awesome
He never plays dead
Like an opposum!
Although he is English,
He isn't aloof, nor
Does he spot trains
Or act like a poofter!
I wish that he was
My dad or my brother
I even don't mind
If he was my mother!
I'd do what he says,
'Cause he's never wrong,
And that's why I wrote him
This suck-uppy song!
Oh yeah!
4600
« on: June 16, 2006, 01:47:06 PM »
GONE???
That's no good, Hanibal. We gotta bring it back up! For the chirdren!
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