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4676
Anarchy / Re: Freakin mac
« on: June 12, 2006, 04:15:18 PM »

A little quick to jump the gun Ivan.

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no.

What you observed there was actually a very slow crawl to the gun.

What I'm observing is that you pride yourself on your intelligents, but you take me seriously even though I mention Socrates, which should have been a clear indication that this was a joke, very quick to jump the gun I say, regarding the amount of posts.
hardly a justification for as you put it being a, "complete fucking idiot".

You are SO wrong. I am not in the least proud of my intelligents. As far as I know, I don't even HAVE any intelligents.

And you know what else? I know Socrates. Socrates is a friend of mine.

Isn't that right, Socrates?





4677
Anarchy / Re: Freakin mac
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:59:13 PM »

A little quick to jump the gun Ivan.

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no.

What you observed there was actually a very slow crawl to the gun.

4678
Anarchy / Re: Freakin mac
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:49:41 PM »
Ahh... So, as it turns out, you are not just a complete fucking idiot, but an unpleasant complete fucking idiot.

Go away.

4679
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:47:42 PM »
Uh-oh... 26!!!!


4680
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:34:58 PM »
See, Detta's got 25 plusses already. She's on the last train to Banville, the boat to Banalulu, the flight to Bancock.


4681
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:33:07 PM »
Ok, I'm new here like I said before, but why do I have a negative 1? Is that default or has it been 8 posts and I have already been discredited for something?

Oh, around here the negative numbers are actually approbation. It's the plusses you gotta avoid. Too many on the plus side, and you get banned.

So just keep on keepin' on, and you'll be fine.

4682
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:30:18 PM »
Every time I look at your name I scroll down looking for a footnote, and there's never one there!

WHEN WILL I LEARN?????

There, I fixed it for you.

Awesome!!!

4683
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:17:30 PM »
OK, ENOUGH LOLLING ABOUT! POST SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE MY BRANES SNORE!!!

4684
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:16:49 PM »
Every time I look at your name I scroll down looking for a footnote, and there's never one there!

WHEN WILL I LEARN?????

lol

lol

4685
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:16:31 PM »
... assplode.

For some reason, that made me lol out loud. Then I had to pretend to cough to cover myself, because SQL code isn't supposed to be funny.

4686
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:14:12 PM »
Every time I look at your name I scroll down looking for a footnote, and there's never one there!

WHEN WILL I LEARN?????

4687
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:11:03 PM »
What about size? Does it matter?

4688
Anarchy / Re: Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon!
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:09:50 PM »
I never felt a thing!

4689
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:09:10 PM »
and branes.

4690
Anarchy / Re: Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon!
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:06:56 PM »
It is better to smite and unsmite than never to have smitten at all.

A smite in time saves nine.

A smite unsmitten is the smitten's salve.

Smite makes right.

4691
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:03:27 PM »
Yeah, like smartness.

4692
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:01:40 PM »
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

4693
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 02:44:32 PM »
I don't think you meant to say that your love of learning is precluded by faulty memory. Your love continues unabated, does it not? Your love of learning, in fact, is not affected by your faulty memory at all. What's affected is your ability to learn, not your love of learning.

Would you agree with that, *? Or have you forgotten what we're talking about?

4694
Anarchy / Re: Frustration
« on: June 12, 2006, 02:39:24 PM »
Hello, *. Welcome to the Geekery.

4695
Anarchy / Re: QOTD
« on: June 12, 2006, 01:03:03 PM »
Why did the bathroom cross the road? To get to the other side!

Where were bathrooms invented? IN FLUSHING, NEW JERSEY!

Three bathrooms walk into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many bathrooms does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two! One to screw it in, and another to hold the flushlight!

HA-HA! Get it? FLUSHLIGHT! HA-HA!








Yeah, Xolik is right.

4696
Use Windows.

4697
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/09/D8I4T0DO0.html.

Some think she's peaked and jumped a few sharks already. We'll see.

4698
Anarchy / Re: QOTD
« on: June 09, 2006, 03:28:35 PM »
Another correct answer would be smite Waldo.  :-(

I have not.

The only people I smite are spammers.

I believe in positive reinforsement.

4699
I really don't think your opinions are necessary, Vespertine. That's like saying, "I'll be back to post my opinions about the smell of rotting flesh".

I thought her famous quote about the 9/11 widows enjoying their husbands' deaths was in her book. Maybe it's in a later chapter.

4700
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hi, everyone! :)
« on: June 09, 2006, 12:38:55 PM »
+1 Karma for you, dude.

July 14 is Bastille Day. It's also the start of SG-1 Season 10.

Our plan is to roast a couple of ducks, chill some dry rose, and watch.

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