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Messages - ivan

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: November 10, 2011, 08:38:20 PM »
Wow.

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Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?
« on: November 08, 2011, 04:39:08 PM »
OH ROB!!!!

53
Anarchy / Re: Guess what, 12!
« on: November 07, 2011, 12:30:18 PM »
DUDE! HAPPY DAY OF BIRTHDAY PLUS ONE!

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I've been floating around, but mostly when I'm online I'm Facebooking. Plus work has been more busy than usual.  :-(

I quit FB almost entirely. Too damn much for me.


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Huh. Manifesto my ass.


Wait, that didn't come out right.

57
Well now I know what I'm going as for next Halloween.

Nice to see you, Xolik. Where've you been hiding?


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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off
« on: November 02, 2011, 12:35:39 PM »
I have two degrees.  Where's my cake?

You have a degree in cake?

That's awesome!

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Not having a huge interest in them is different from not knowing to shoot for the head.

Just as my dislike for guns does not mean I don't know how to use one...



Or my distaste for violence does not mean I won't punch you in the face if you're a dick.


This is bad news...


...for dicks and zombies.

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Hoo boy, y'all gonna be kickin' yerselves when the zombie calypso comes.

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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off
« on: October 29, 2011, 12:27:38 PM »
It's probably the first part of an unfolding campaign. In other words, a troll.

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Ah, there's still a little crazy to be found on the interwebs: Clak.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: October 28, 2011, 11:38:28 AM »
In fact, in some cases, shallots are preferred.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread
« on: October 28, 2011, 11:35:07 AM »
That's a relief. I was afraid to google it. I thought for sure it was something only the Urban Dictionary would define.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: October 28, 2011, 02:52:06 AM »
We have a customer who frequently comes into the office and requests that we launch a hot air balloon with a 2.4Ghz radio to broadcast wireless internet to him. He has gone as far as drawing up 'schematics'.

Actually...

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: October 27, 2011, 04:57:30 PM »
Well, let's delete all the crap we said about him first.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: October 27, 2011, 12:29:00 PM »
At that point I should have driven to their house... and confiscated their computer...
Them: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Me: Making the world a safer place.
This.

A variation on "This tool will simplify your life".

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread
« on: October 27, 2011, 12:26:26 PM »
LOL!  I don't know if ivan actually got that reference.   :-o

prolly not

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread
« on: October 27, 2011, 02:10:55 AM »
No, that's my last name.

First name is Batshit.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Re: Webcam on HP Laptop
« on: October 27, 2011, 02:07:28 AM »
Do you want me to connect to the internet?

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: October 27, 2011, 02:06:18 AM »


Me: Did you connect to the Internet?

Them: NO. DO YOU WANT ME TO TRY THAT?



I mean, Jesus.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: October 27, 2011, 02:03:59 AM »
Jesus.

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Anarchy / Re: World Economy Collapse explained in 3 minutes
« on: October 26, 2011, 05:03:35 PM »
Laughing as you sink, indeed.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Re: Webcam on HP Laptop
« on: October 26, 2011, 04:58:45 PM »
Magic 8-ball said yes too.

It needs to make up its mind.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread
« on: October 26, 2011, 02:14:01 PM »
I don't know if anyone knows this about me, but I've not read a single SK book, and I've seen only Carrie and Stand By Me.

But enough about me.

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