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« on: March 21, 2004, 05:34:12 PM »
My Girlfriend and i were talking, and we came up with a list of things to call a guy's favourite organ... the Penis:
Admiral
Anaconda
Battering Ram
Beef Stick
BFG 9k or 10k, depending on your preference of games
Blaster Master
Blaster Worm
Boner
Brains of the Operation
Candy
Clam Digger
Clam stuffer
Cock
Croc
Cunt filler
Dick
Dipstick
Dong
Elephant Trunk
Eleventh Finger
Entertainment
Erector Set
Ewok
Firehose
Fireman
Fist Filler
Flagpole
Freud's Findings
Fuck Stick
Funk Machine
Gator
General
Genetic Jackhammer
Giant
G I Joe
Gigantor
Gizmo
Godzilla
Hanging Judge (no offense.... but, it is...)
Hand's Best Friend
Han Solo
Hulk
Humper
Inside Trader
Jack Meoff
Jawa
Jimmy
John's long lost son
Johnson
Joystick
Jumprope
Kazoo
Kickstand
Killer
Lady's love
Little Lady's Man
Little Soldier
Little (your name here)
Lizard
Lollipop
Lorena's Whetstone
Love muscle
Love pump
Magic Stick
Manhood
Master Bates
Master Blaster
Mini Me
Mister Happy
Mister Wiggles
Mushroom
Naked Mole Rat
Nature's Lollipop
Nympho's Best Friend
Ogre
One Eyed Monster
One Eyed Snake
One Eyed Trouser Snake
Orfice Filler
Organ
Orgasm Factory
Panty pusher
Penis
Percy
Peter
Piece of Meat
Plumbing
Pole
Poop Stick
Porn Pointer
Prick
Pud
Purple Headed Soldier
Quickie
Ram Rod
Rocketship
Rock
Rod
Roto Rooter
Sergeant
Sex Machine
Snake
Sock Stuffer
Spitting Cobra
Stick
Sword
Swinging Pendulum
The reason to wear a cup
Third Leg
Tickle Stick
Tube Steak
Tuskan Raider
Underwear Filler
Unit
Viagra Storage Unit
Vitamins C, D, or P
Walrus
Washington Monument
Wife's best friend
Xylophone Mallet
Yes-Man
Yum Yum stick
Zipper Blocker
Don't blame me, i was bored... besides, i may have missed a few. If you can think of any others, go ahead an post.
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« on: March 04, 2004, 02:49:47 AM »
Hey all.... it's TD.... again.... figured i'd drop in and say hey to all the geeks once again. What's up? how are ya, and what's going on?
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« on: January 09, 2004, 04:06:08 PM »
what's up... back from the lost land of Blaster.worm.... and i am officially starting to hate to help people.... but anyways, what's up? btw, the krooz idea was scrapped... sorry all. anyways, such is life. what's up all and it's good to be back!
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« on: November 26, 2003, 12:09:12 AM »
i'm back, at least for a little bit. btw, i'm looking for someone to room with me on a cruise, details to come, it's basically pay your own way, but it'll be 10 days in the southern caribbean.... or however ya spell it. Interested? contact me via e-mail... no spam... please, i just cleared out close to 200 frickin old porn mailers from me inbox. i'll also be floating around here like some punch in the turd-bowl, or vice versa. good to be back.
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« on: October 07, 2003, 12:01:53 PM »
this is for my g/f's sake, but if you colud help out, and fill me in on whether this thing is just some aggrevating as piss hoax, or an actual threat, it would be greatly appreciated. it kinda walks the line here, i know, but i think it's a worthwhile question/request for info....
here's a copy... keep in mind that the long assed list of forewarding e-mails has not been included.
Your Screen Name has Been Added to the ß®øöô¥ £.¼ Hackers List! Here is how we work. Because we master MSN, everytime this letter is sent out a copy is also instantly send to us. We then scan out all the names, and place them on our hackers list. Once you send out this letter 10 times your name again is instantly removed from our list. If this letter is not sent out exactly 45 minutes after you have opened it your name will not be able to be removed from our hacking list. Here is what happened when your name is stuck on the ß®øöô¥ £.¼ hackers list.
-Your MSN Instant messenger password is pulled out of MSN'S files. Stupidly MSN stores your password on a password access website. We have cracked the password needed and have access to every account except for MSN guides (cat guides). We gain your credit card number, social security number, and home address.
-Your credit card information and home address is stored at the MSN site and with that we can gain your social security number. Everytime you sign on HOTMAIL, OR MSN INSTANT MESSENGER your account will be messed around with and much, much more with the power of ß®øöô¥ £.¼ hackers.
-Don't believe this? We don't care at all because not following the directions given will harm you in over 10 ways. All you have to do is send this out to 10 people and you will never have to worry about this again. If you receive this letter again after sending it out you don't need to send it out again, because your name is not able to be put back on.
-Why are we doing this? It is to get back at MSN, and we are taking action.
again, for the panicy g/f in my life's sake.
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« on: August 30, 2003, 12:50:01 AM »
i wouldn't normally post something like this, but this occurance is really strange. at about 1.30 or 1.25 a on august 30th, my g/f and i noticed something strange about the night sky... it was flashing, rythmically. at first, we thought it was lightning, but it was too rythmic, approx. 30 to 40 bpm.... rythmic blinking across the southern (?? sense of direction is a tad off right now) sky. it soon changed to a large shadow shifting across the sky. we managed to rule out airport activity.... it was,again, too regular, and it wasn't a beam. meteor shower is possible, but it doesn't seem likely, as i hadn't seen anything in the paper. i was wondering if anyone has seen/noticed this occurance, besides the two of us over here, or are we an isolated incedent? (meg, if you see this post, or saw the occurance, please.... lemmie know if you have any idea what is/was going on, i'm at a total loss, as is my g/f) please don't poke fun at this, it's truly freaking me out....
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« on: August 28, 2003, 01:16:27 PM »
well, it's been a while since i've been on, and i figured i ought to pop back and say hey to everybody. Thing's have been a bit crazy for me as of late, and i regret not being able to be on as often, but, i'm back... but not neccacarily with a vengance. anywho, it's good to be back.
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« on: May 21, 2003, 09:16:23 AM »
One might get a haunting feeling if they wandered the Starcorp research lab hallways after the lab had closed. The matte grey structural arches and black walls, paired with a floor that cast a bleak reflection of whatever was walking over it, just gave it the feeling of a tomb. Every so often, one might find an eerily lit row of stasis tubes, usually containing some genetic experiment in the works. If one weere to wander around long enough, guided by the dim ambient lights, they would come to a set of blast doors. They might seem out of place in such a clean-cut, modern decor, but they had their purpose. Emblazoned across the door, in huge, stenciled red letters were the words "Authorized Access Only. KEEP OUT!", But it wasn't the door that was important. It was who was behind the door at this hour, and, more importantly, what he was working on. If you were to move past the blast doors, you would walk into a room, 100 feet wide, 100 feet deep, and 10 feet tall. Within the center, you would find the most innovative computer ever concieved, BrainSeed. BrainSeed was masterminded by Dr. Hal Jenkins, a neurosurgeon and computer junkie in his spare time. It seems amazing that one of such intellegence would be untouched by madness, or was he? Dr. Jenkins had come up with a brilliant idea... turning a human brain into a computer processor, a living computer processor. Brainseed was about 75 feet wide, and across the clear surface, residing in fluid-filled blisters of plastic, were brains. Many brains, 1,750, to be exact. all of them wired to calculate massive equasions that took the greatest of its silicon and copper predecessors years to calculate, it had managed in a timespan of a week. But there was a slight problem with the system...
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« on: May 16, 2003, 01:04:18 PM »
I'm putting this up here to see if anyone here might be interested in making a group effort at writing a piece of fiction for anyone who ventures across this board to enjoy. I've not come up with any ideas yet, so at this point i'm just checking the water. This will not become one of those word game threads that most everybody on the forums seems to hate so much, but something requiring a t least a paragraph per post, and preferably relevant to the storyline. Let's get our collective intellects together and see what happens, couldn't do any harm, now could it?
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« on: April 04, 2003, 10:20:09 AM »
I've been wondering what might happen if i made a thread completely devoted to threadjacking.would it be a paradox if someone threadjacked this thread, but the entire topic was meant to be jacked and taken to whatever ends it ended up at? Think about it, would it really be threadjacking?
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« on: March 27, 2003, 10:59:09 AM »
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noinch noinch noinch
writin code
writin code
watchin porn
drinkin 'bull
drinkin 'bull 'bull 'bull
'pilin' VB
writin code
who writes the code
we write the code
Writin code 'n' 'pilin' it
"hey, how much for an applet for my site?
fifty bucks
little man
put that shit
in my hand
if that money doesn't show, then you owe me oh-ee-oh
~if you can't tell, then rent the movies
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« on: March 27, 2003, 10:49:53 AM »
A pair of open faced roast beef sandwiches drowned in gravy served on garlic texas toast with a side of french fries and ketchup.... mmmmmmmm... *drool*
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« on: March 22, 2003, 07:05:56 PM »
okay.... perhaps i should have checked the forums before browsing about.... so here it is... HI ALL! and just to get it out of my system....
][ |2 l337 ]-[@xXx()|2.... p]-[3@|23!!!
()|<... that's out of my system now.
I am TerrorDronze, Dronze for short, named for the critters in RA2... you probably know what i'm talking about. and remember.... the Geek shall inherit the Earth!
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