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« on: August 23, 2002, 10:20:57 AM »
Hi, I'm new here, please be gentle.
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How Fortunate For the Leaders, That The Masses Do Not Think - Adolf Hitler

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2002, 10:22:04 AM »
welcome. what do you want us to be gentle with?
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2002, 10:23:30 AM »
nothing, just dont make fun of my weight problems and social inpetness like the kids at school
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2002, 10:27:36 AM »
Way to be antisocial, fatty.
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2002, 11:02:54 AM »
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Way to be antisocial, fatty.
[/i]rofl
perfect.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2002, 11:08:47 AM »
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Way to be antisocial, fatty.


....
HAHA
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2002, 11:37:22 AM »
Yeah, YOU GOT MY NUMBER, BUCKO
*wipes away tears*
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2002, 11:38:48 AM »
"BUCKO"?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2002, 11:42:00 AM »
Aw, I'm sorry, little fella. It's just that when the "zingers" come, holding them back causes intense physical pain coupled with rectal bleeding.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2002, 11:44:39 AM »
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Aw, I'm sorry, little fella. It's just that when the "zingers" come, holding them back causes intense physical pain coupled with rectal bleeding.
[/i]I think you just answered your own question, Lacerda.... :roll:



You should see a doctor about that.
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2002, 11:48:18 AM »
That would explain that damn smear...

Well, mystery solved!

Up  next, the mystery of the pile of corpses under my stairs!
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2002, 01:23:23 PM »
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the mystery of the pile of corpses under my stairs!


dammit I have that problem too!
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2002, 01:37:25 PM »
Phht.

Amateurs.  :roll:
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2002, 07:00:56 AM »
Heyyy...why did my pile get bigger? Demosthenes, are you sneaking cadavers into my pile?
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2002, 10:15:52 AM »
my pile hasn't grown in awhile but it has started smelling bad...
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2002, 10:57:29 AM »
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Heyyy...why did my pile get bigger? Demosthenes, are you sneaking cadavers into my pile?
[/i]*snickers*

 :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2002, 05:07:56 PM »
err... welcome eagon.....
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2002, 05:51:39 PM »
My pile of corpses keeps growing, and I know exactly who's responsible.

IT'S THAT DAMN SASQUATCH!
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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2002, 09:25:09 AM »
Corpses? Ah, say no more. I'm currently in business with mutliple cadavers. I'm a necromancer you know. Scary shit that is, messing with the undead. I'll whip you up an army "worthy of Mordor" for five-hundred bucks. All you gotta do is supply the corpses. I even COLLECT em, trying to find Hitler's.

It's worth quite a bit on E-BAY.
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