Topic: The SoupBandit23 Trial (Read 40345 times)

soupbandit23 · « **Reply #125 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:07:53 PM »

To what charges am i being tried

hackess · « **Reply #126 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:08:02 PM »

Your honor, my client clearly does not understand the charges with which he is being, uh, charged.

*makes a motion*

Obscene, naturally.

Sardonicus · « **Reply #127 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:08:25 PM »

For fuck's sake, if he's old enough to log in to this forum, he's old enough to accept the consequences of his actions.

needles · « **Reply #128 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:08:29 PM »

if i may your honor, the prostitution is petitioning for the defendant to be tried as an adult do to the fact that janet reno is masturbating.

thank you

reimero · « **Reply #129 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:09:58 PM »

Quote from: Sardonicus

For fuck's sake, if he's old enough to log in to this forum, he's old enough to accept the consequences of his actions.

Except in this case, "inactions" would be more accurate.

needles · « **Reply #130 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:10:32 PM »

Anonymous · « **Reply #131 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:10:57 PM »

There are a few charges. If you wish, I will alow to make a plea to each charge.

You are accused of:

- spreading your filthy stupid all over our boards

- Displaying yourself in a manner which would insinuate that this is a pedophile forum

- resurecting dead threads for no valid reasons

- being responsible for needle's recent facination of strange flutes

- irritating the regulars of this forum

Sardonicus · « **Reply #132 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:11:00 PM »

14? Hmm...umm...soupbiter, you realize that whole latex outfit plug thing was just adults trying to be funny, right? Nothing to be concerned about now, is it? heheh.

hackess · « **Reply #133 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Sardonicus

For fuck's sake, if he's old enough to log in to this forum, he's old enough to accept the consequences of his actions.

You must be a special interest group. I request that the court dismiss all comments from said special interest group as repulsive and inane.

needles · « **Reply #134 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:11:41 PM »

good point masturbating janet reno. i hadn't thought of that

judge we also are requesting that the prostitution collect attorny cat's arears.

thank you.

hackess · « **Reply #135 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:12:58 PM »

*hides all arears from needles*

Don't make this about my posterior!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #136 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:13:27 PM »

Your honor, I am still on the stand.

If the Prostitution can collect defense counsel's arears, then I should also be able to view her briefs.

Anonymous · « **Reply #137 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:14:00 PM »

Oh sorry. I thought you'd enjoy having a 14 year old boy on your laps. You may step down.

soupbandit23 · « **Reply #138 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:14:31 PM »

Quote from: TheJudge

There are a few charges. If you wish, I will alow to make a plea to each charge.

You are accused of:

- spreading your filthy stupid all over our boards

- Displaying yourself in a manner which would insinuate that this is a pedophile forum

- resurecting dead threads for no valid reasons

- being responsible for needle's recent facination of strange flutes

- irritating the regulars of this forum

I object! The first point i would like to make is that i see no connection between my actions and "needle's recent facination of strange flutes"

Secondly I would have been more than happy to stop "irritating regulars" if it had only been brought to my attention that I was in fact "irritating regulars".

Demosthenes · « **Reply #139 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:14:51 PM »

*steps down*

*drops pencil on his way past the defense counsel's table*

Anonymous · « **Reply #140 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:15:07 PM »

Quote from: catwritr

You must be a special interest group. I request that the court dismiss all comments from said special interest group as repulsive and inane.

Rest assured that the court hasn't been payting much attention to this group.

hackess · « **Reply #141 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:15:24 PM »

Your honor will request the prostitution and witness for the defense to remember that they are under some kind of oath and should focus on the task at hand.

Anonymous · « **Reply #142 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:16:32 PM »

I'm still waiting for bandit boy to enter his plea. I should have done that initially but he wasn't present.

soupbandit23 · « **Reply #143 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:17:03 PM »

Quote from: TheJudge

I'm still waiting for bandit boy to enter his plea. I should have done that initially but he wasn't present.

it is on page 7 at the bottom

needles · « **Reply #144 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:17:11 PM »

may masturbating janet reno and i step up to the bnch your honor?

you see, we've been trying to get our hand on this woman's arears for years! she's been invoking the wrist of havest cockblockibus and quite frankly, mastubating janet reno and i are considering removing her suit!

thank you your honor

hackess · « **Reply #145 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:17:47 PM »

Quote from: soupbandit23

I object! The first point i would like to make is that i see no connection between my actions and "needle's recent facination of strange flutes"

Secondly I would have been more than happy to stop "irritating regulars" if it had only been brought to my attention that I was in fact "irritating regulars".

You friggin' idiot! The defendant can't object!

Furthermore, we DID tell you that you were irritating. Allow me to collect my Evidence.

Anonymous · « **Reply #146 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:18:57 PM »

Well speak up lad! I'm an old man!

So I assumed you plead guilty to the other charges. The prostitution may now question the witness regarding the not guilty charges.

soupbandit23 · « **Reply #147 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:19:29 PM »

Quote from: catwritr

Quote from: soupbandit23
I object! The first point i would like to make is that i see no connection between my actions and "needle's recent facination of strange flutes"

Secondly I would have been more than happy to stop "irritating regulars" if it had only been brought to my attention that I was in fact "irritating regulars".

You friggin' idiot! The defendant can't object!

Furthermore, we DID tell you that you were irritating. Allow me to collect my Evidence.

My mistake i only know bare bones about law

and i was unaware you acually were really trying to influence me i thought you guys were just being assholes

ivan · « **Reply #148 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:19:53 PM »

Anonymous · « **Reply #149 on:** February 04, 2005, 04:20:00 PM »

OK we'll have to wrap this up in like 2 minutes or adjourn the court till Monday.

If someone has something to say, speak now or forever hold your piece of cake.

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