Topic: we need another trial around here (Read 20797 times)

Anonymous · « **Reply #50 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:00:04 PM »

Motion for Graham_UK to be exceuted for making fun of TheJudge!

needles · « **Reply #51 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:09:01 PM »

motion seconded.

let's hurl old threads at him till he expires.

reimero · « **Reply #52 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:13:46 PM »

I like executions.

Okay, on to the opening statement.

Your Judgieness, members of the court, ladles and gentiles of the jury. The accused, Needles, did knowingly and willfully and with disregard for Law AND Kgb33ns resurrect not one, but TWO threads which should have been left in peace. And not less than one of those thread resurrections was frivolous and unrelated to the original topic.

Thank you.

Graham_UK · « **Reply #53 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:14:30 PM »

Oh No !!!

And I just made a resolution not to annoy other forum members.

Damn that impish good humour of mine.

<waits for contempt of court judgement, head down >

reimero · « **Reply #54 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:15:52 PM »

Don't worry, Graham, we all hold the court in contempt.

Oops, did I say that out loud? What I meant to say was, the Prostitution disrespectfully submits that a third count of thread necrophilia be added to Needle's hip-hop sheet.

needles · « **Reply #55 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:17:56 PM »

dew wot?! where?

oh.

Graham_UK · « **Reply #56 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:20:30 PM »

As I have already annoyed TheJudge, I may as well go off topic as well

What can I spend my loot on ?

Cos I need

1) New pannehs

2) A cheese Grater

3) The love of a good woman

In that order

needles · « **Reply #57 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:28:19 PM »

that's no argument for any decent prostitution that's just tattle tailing!

(yeah i know that's the wrong word)

Anonymous · « **Reply #58 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:29:46 PM »

Does the defense wish to make opening statements?

hackess · « **Reply #59 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:31:34 PM »

Once upon a time.

Anonymous · « **Reply #60 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:32:25 PM »

That reminds me of my childhood. Can you brest feed me?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #61 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:32:50 PM »

As a friend of the court, your honor, I would like to make a motion to have the Defense's briefs released for our scrutiny.

hackess · « **Reply #62 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:34:01 PM »

Quote from: TheJudge

That reminds me of my childhood. Can you brest feed me?

If I knew what a "brest" was.

I have another statement, Your Dishonor.

It was a dark and stormy night.

reimero · « **Reply #63 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:35:02 PM »

Objection! Some of the necrophilia happened during the day! And he didn't even bother to get a room!

Edit: and for the record, Brest is a city in Poland.

Anonymous · « **Reply #64 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:36:00 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

As a friend of the court, your honor, I would like to make a motion to have the Defense's briefs released for our scrutiny.

I have lost all sense of smell in an unfortunate accident involving a fishing pole and a 200 pound canoe therefore I have no objections.

hackess · « **Reply #65 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:37:09 PM »

Quote from: reimero

Objection! Some of the necrophilia happened during the day! And he didn't even bother to get a room!

Objection! You can't object to my opening statements.

Wronsford Merriweather · « **Reply #66 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:37:26 PM »

Well no let's just take a good look at this thang, and let's see what we'rea gonna do with her.

Yall's honor, Ladies, Gentlemen and Remedios.

Now it may be true now that that little bitty feller, needles, commited necrophilia. The truely bad part of it was that it was his own doberman! Now yall better know now that I ain't makin this up.

But wantchall to know this now, he was a jumpin around like a one legged hobo that just got him some beany weenies.

A have no choice but to plead guilty by reason of insanity.

Thank yall

Anonymous · « **Reply #67 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:38:22 PM »

The prostitution will permit the defense to defend itself in self defense against... itself I guess.

reimero · « **Reply #68 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:38:51 PM »

Ooops... already been ruled on.

hackess · « **Reply #69 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:39:08 PM »

Your Horror, I am filing a motion to be released from this case, by reason of I'm intensely attracted to my client's tractor.

needles · « **Reply #70 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:40:26 PM »

Quote from: catwritr

Your Horror, I am filing a motion to be released from this case, by reason of I'm intensely attracted to my client

woot!

reimero · « **Reply #71 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:40:39 PM »

The Prostitution has no objections to the Defense's motion of release from being forced to defend the indefensible, even if it is over a green tractor.

Anonymous · « **Reply #72 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:41:52 PM »

Well that's because you haven't seen my attractor beam... But there's obviously a conflict of interest and the court cannot operate under such conditions. Motion granted.

Will the real slim defence representative please stand up? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Let's just proceed with the exhibits. Can the prostitution please feature their exhibits to the court in a provocative maner?

hackess · « **Reply #73 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:45:42 PM »

whoo! I'm free!

*joins jury pool*

Wronsford Merriweather · « **Reply #74 on:** March 22, 2005, 03:45:57 PM »

Well by god buddy I just stood thar a solliliquying like Martin Luther King on Hee Haw.

I'm a Retired Jugde and I'm qualified by god, and some man put me on the tee vee and everthang.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeew

god.

I'm a Retired Judge not a workin down to the corn shuckin factry. If i was doin that I'd be strippin your silk right now.

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