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Author Topic: I love this fake review!  (Read 1377 times)

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I love this fake review!
« on: July 18, 2005, 07:38:56 AM »

http://blog.ardvaark.net/staticpages/index.php?page=win31
My favourite part is
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However, now comes the important task of learning how to use the advanced new user interface. For starters, my copy of Windows came bundled with a new-fangled input device called a "mouse." I'm not really sure why it's called that, since it is neither furry, cute, nor squeeky. Fortunately, Windows comes with a tutorial for how to use the mouse. Unfortunately, before I had seen the tutorial, I had made repeated attempts to tempt it into motion with some cheese. This resulted only in an unsightly stain on my desk.
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