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Freakin mac
« on: June 12, 2006, 03:48:10 PM »
Why are so many graphic artist pretentious mac using douches? Socrates the great greek philosopher often pondered this.


NOTE: do to extra sensitivity, I will announce to all that this was a joke. My mom is a graphic artest. And yes there is some truth to the fact a lot of them are pretentious. There artest what do you exspect! 
« Last Edit: June 13, 2006, 04:38:07 AM by Asterisk »
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 03:49:41 PM »
Ahh... So, as it turns out, you are not just a complete fucking idiot, but an unpleasant complete fucking idiot.

Go away.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 03:52:59 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 03:49:41 PM
Ahh... So, as it turns out, you are not just a complete fucking idiot, but an unpleasant complete fucking idiot.

Go away.


A little quick to jump the gun Ivan. I just wanted to invoke a little humor.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2006, 03:56:08 PM »
My dad is a graphic artist and I use a Mac.

WRONG AUDIENCE


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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2006, 03:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 03:52:59 PM

A little quick to jump the gun Ivan.

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no.

What you observed there was actually a very slow crawl to the gun.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2006, 04:09:43 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 03:52:59 PM

A little quick to jump the gun Ivan.

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no.

What you observed there was actually a very slow crawl to the gun.

What I'm observing is that you pride yourself on your intelligents, but you take me seriously even though I mention Socrates, which should have been a clear indication that this was a joke, very quick to jump the gun I say, regarding the amount of posts.
hardly a justification for as you put it being a, "complete fucking idiot".
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2006, 04:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:09:43 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 03:52:59 PM

A little quick to jump the gun Ivan.

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no.

What you observed there was actually a very slow crawl to the gun.

What I'm observing is that you pride yourself on your intelligents, but you take me seriously even though I mention Socrates, which should have been a clear indication that this was a joke, very quick to jump the gun I say, regarding the amount of posts.
hardly a justification for as you put it being a, "complete fucking idiot".

You are SO wrong. I am not in the least proud of my intelligents. As far as I know, I don't even HAVE any intelligents.

And you know what else? I know Socrates. Socrates is a friend of mine.

Isn't that right, Socrates?




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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2006, 04:23:47 PM »
So Apteryx... Are you going to apologize to all us mac users and children of graphic artists?
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2006, 04:26:41 PM »
I can't believe someone would come into a Mac users board and post garbage like this.
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

And who says with age come's wisdom?

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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2006, 04:29:31 PM »
Especially when you consider that this board started out as a forum for children of graphic artists.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2006, 04:31:24 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:09:43 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 03:52:59 PM

A little quick to jump the gun Ivan.

Oh, no.

No-no-no-no-no.

What you observed there was actually a very slow crawl to the gun.

What I'm observing is that you pride yourself on your intelligents, but you take me seriously even though I mention Socrates, which should have been a clear indication that this was a joke, very quick to jump the gun I say, regarding the amount of posts.
hardly a justification for as you put it being a, "complete fucking idiot".

You are SO wrong. I am not in the least proud of my intelligents. As far as I know, I don't even HAVE any intelligents.

And you know what else? I know Socrates. Socrates is a friend of mine.

Isn't that right, Socrates?


Ivan, I hope you have no hard feelings, I don't want to make enemies, here I just want to enjoy myself. I don't care to take myself seriously all the time and I will say stupid things for a good laugh. I guess the only thing I know is that I know nothing right?  :wink:
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2006, 04:32:01 PM »
And then to further compound the insults by bandying about Socrates' name, like he has a right! Boy, when Socrates hits his hundredth post, I bet I know who the first person he smites will be!
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2006, 04:34:15 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:32:01 PM
And then to further compound the insults by bandying about Socrates' name, like he has a right! Boy, when Socrates hits his hundredth post, I bet I know who the first person he smites will be!

I'm not referring to any user on this board I was speaking of a Greek philosopher.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2006, 04:34:57 PM »
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2006, 04:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:32:01 PM
And then to further compound the insults by bandying about Socrates' name, like he has a right! Boy, when Socrates hits his hundredth post, I bet I know who the first person he smites will be!

I'm not referring to any user on this board I was speaking of a Greek philosopher.

That doesn't make any sense. Why would a dead Greek philosopher be pondering Mac-using douches?
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2006, 04:37:04 PM »
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2006, 04:37:34 PM »
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2006, 04:42:45 PM »
I am writing my representative in Congress about this terrible thread, what with all its disparaging remarks about computers and the anachronistic sullying of philosophers!

Fie!
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2006, 04:45:30 PM »
Honestly, I'm confounded beyond words, I thought this was a simple joke and behold! the level of seriousness this has become. Is this how this board really is?, or is this a joke in it's self? Maybe I'm out of touch with people, and just delusional, but I thought it would be taken light heartly as it was intended.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2006, 04:47:15 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:36:25 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:32:01 PM
And then to further compound the insults by bandying about Socrates' name, like he has a right! Boy, when Socrates hits his hundredth post, I bet I know who the first person he smites will be!

I'm not referring to any user on this board I was speaking of a Greek philosopher.

That doesn't make any sense. Why would a dead Greek philosopher be pondering Mac-using douches?


That's it! that is why it was intended for a joke, he wouldnt ponder that, you answered your own question!
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2006, 04:50:00 PM »
I can't think of anything funner than dumb mac users and socrates pondering there fate.

jokeing!
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2006, 04:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:45:30 PM
Honestly, I'm confounded beyond words, I thought this was a simple joke and behold! the level of seriousness this has become. Is this how this board really is?, or is this a joke in it's self? Maybe I'm out of touch with people, and just delusional, but I thought it would be taken light heartly as it was intended.

Asterisk, your "joke" wasn't funny.

It was stupid. It was lame. It was offensive. It was unoriginal.

All of which would've been ok, had it been funny, you stinking Mac-using grafic artist douche!
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2006, 04:51:43 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:31:24 PM
  :wink:

Are you winking at me?

 The wink was intended for anyone that knew what socrates said about his wisdom.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2006, 04:52:55 PM »
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:50:00 PM
I can't think of anything funner than dumb mac users and socrates pondering there fate.

jokeing!

You can't think of anything funnier than that?

Well, I guess you pretty much shot your wad before your 20th post.
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Re: Freakin mac
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2006, 04:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: ivan on June 12, 2006, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: Asterisk on June 12, 2006, 04:31:24 PM
  :wink:

Are you winking at me?

 The wink was intended for anyone that knew what socrates said about his wisdom.

What did Socrates say about his wisdom?
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Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.
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