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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2006, 02:41:51 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on July 29, 2006, 02:33:31 PM
How right you are!

Ben Affleck is to movies as Lance Bass is to music; he has no talent and sooner or later he'll turn out to be gay.
although lance has at least some semblance of grey matter in that pretty skull of his...  Ben Afflek just needs to take his lemming-like teenie-bopper following, and jump into a river somewhere in alaska.

and they need to take every goddamned copy of Gigli with them.
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2006, 04:34:42 PM »
*vomits uncontollably*
Oh, even hearing the title makes me ill...

Although the rubber-necker in me would like to see what the original cut of Jersey Girl would have been...
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2006, 06:38:14 PM »
Quote from: TRAHALD on July 29, 2006, 04:34:42 PM
Although the rubber-necker in me would like to see what the original cut of Jersey Girl would have been...

As a Jersian born and raised, and as a huge Kevin Smith fan, I was thoroughly disappointed that Kevin Smith would consort with Ben Affleck, and even more so that his folly forced Ben Affleck upon George Carlin, who is a man so fucking awesome that he should never have had to come into contact with such a douchenozzle as Affleck.
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2006, 06:56:18 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on July 30, 2006, 06:38:14 PM
As a Jersian born and raised, and as a huge Kevin Smith fan, I was thoroughly disappointed that Kevin Smith would consort with Ben Affleck, and even more so that his folly forced Ben Affleck upon George Carlin, who is a man so fucking awesome that he should never have had to come into contact with such a douchenozzle as Affleck.

It's kind of like when you're friend sucks at something, but you make him do it anyway just to see him fail as laugh your ass off.  After all, Smith has always said it's just about making movies with his friends.
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2006, 06:57:38 PM »
Quote from: TRAHALD on July 30, 2006, 06:56:18 PM
It's kind of like when you're friend sucks at something, but you make him do it anyway just to see him fail as laugh your ass off.  After all, Smith has always said it's just about making movies with his friends.

Why would he be friends with an asshat like Ben Affleck? Adam Sandler likes making movies with his friends, too, but he doesn't go putting Ben Affleck in them.
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2006, 07:01:52 PM »
Affleck used to crash on Smith's couch before he hit the big time.  I think they met before Mallrats (hence why Affleck is the main villian in said film).  He explains it all in "An Evening With Kevin Smith" (available wherever trashy DVD are sold), and in the book "Silent Bob Speaks" (I got a signed copy off ViewAskiew.com for $20, but they may be gone by now).

So then what does everyone think of Affleck playing George Reeves in Hollywoodland?  At least you'll get to see him shot in the skull.
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2006, 07:36:31 PM »
Sounds good to me. I wonder how good the special effects will be? Maybe they should just really shoot him, to make sure it looks real.
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2006, 12:08:20 PM »
"He doesn't impress me as an actor, an 'artist', or a person in general. He's just another prettyboy who would be doing gay porn if he didn't have friends in high places."

-- Hackernetwork.com's Joe Sixpack, on the subject of Ben Affleck
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2006, 12:55:46 PM »
+1 for JoeSixpack
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Re: star trek XI
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2006, 02:26:37 PM »
I couldn't agree more.
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