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I saw a bumper sticker that said:Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam
Make sure to stay away from the aspirin!
Awesome headline on cnn.com: Pink Lightning Bolt Misses Kids by 10 FeetI was all like, "Holy shit! When did the gays get lightining?"
Because it took me an extra 5 minutes to stuff the damn thing in the back of my SUV.
Son of a gun! Someone beat you too it!
It was Spam when you left it out in the yard and pointed to it, how is it not Spam now that you've drug it in-house and dumped it right there in the middle of the room ?
I love perl jam and I'm totally in to clogging. And I also worship satan!We are so alike... Bambi, we should get together. Call me at extension (911) and ask for Dave!
Yes, I already know I'm going to hell. No need to remind me.
Nothing you'll ever have to worry about.
Oh if only...
A Fire? They're pretty common.
Good grief. He's even shit in our HECTAR! thread.
I shall call him... meanie-me!
Heh. Crystalmonkey loooooooves the CoC.
Here's a fine template to use on spammers here in our very own forum:HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GEEKERY!THANK YOU, ________ FOR SHARING WITH US YOUR FINE PRODUCT, WEBSITE, PYRAMID SCHEME OR INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY! YOUR CHOSEN MEDIUM, ____________ LOOKS TO BE VERY PROMISING! WE WILL ENJOY USING __________ TO BENEFIT OUR DAILY LIVES AND BECOME BETTER PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE LIKE YOU, ___________! PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO JAM YOUR OWN ______ INTO YOUR _____ AND TURN IT ______ TOWARDS _______ WHILE ______ ________ ______ _______ ______ RAGING ______ ______ HOSPITAL! ONCE AGAIN, ENJOY THE FORUMS YOU _____ _____ING FAGGOT!
So can you milk a cat?
Where the heck IS everybody?
Hmmmmm ... there just may be a fucking reason after all.
... The cutting off of body parts however, would create another can of worms though.
More than likely.Your Chem teacher knows d_money's uncle ? It is a small world.
Some times I write memos to the corperate office to tell them to get more tolliet paper in the bathrooms. Other times I them to explain that that hitting stuff with automobiles is the funnest thing ever. If your ever pissed off or bored or something just hop in your wheel (preferably a kickass red truck) and then go run shit over. I heard in some parts of Malaysia that it is considered and honor to have something you own to get hit while on a rampage of running shit over with trucks. One time when visiting Malaysia my tour guide had his daughter ran over. He wasn't even sad or nothing. He was honored that some one ran over his daughter with a kickass red truck while screaming awesome trucker lingo.
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