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Author Topic: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs  (Read 13656 times)

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2007, 07:14:35 PM »

"Don't be mistaken by my analogy Senator, Terrorists are the ghosts and this administration is Pacman."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2007, 08:40:45 PM »

HN II: This is how we make the number two sign in da hood, yo.

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2007, 08:52:43 AM »

The chance of HN ever rising again? ...very small, Senator...
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2007, 04:18:32 PM »

I'm this close to registering Hackernetwork.biz.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2007, 05:45:19 PM »

"Hop in?  No George, people simply cannot travel in a plane THAT small..."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2007, 06:26:08 PM »

Secretary Rice testifies before Congress about the chances that the White House will be forthcoming with information.  Any information.  About anything.  At all.  Ever.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2007, 08:05:36 PM »

A bottle of Anthrax is this small.  It's not our fault we haven't been able to find them.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2007, 08:35:23 PM »

Dr. Rice describes the sweeping changes she intends to make should she become the next NFL Commissioner, the most controversial being the switch to a 2-inch football.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2007, 04:13:41 AM »

But my husband swore to me this is eight inches.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2007, 10:46:02 AM »

"... "Jesus", pocket-size, ...'bout this big.  I just had it a minute ago.."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2007, 10:57:31 AM »

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2007, 11:49:09 AM »

"Chinese, Senator. The fetish is Chinese, and it's cunnilingus rice."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2007, 12:21:17 PM »

"Yes Mr. President, that is correct.  One sprinkle of this magic intelligence dust will raise your IQ by at least 20 points."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM »

"I am so pissed off! With a gesture like this, you'd think people would have came up with a small penis line by now!"
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2007, 12:49:11 PM »

"Senator, with a penis this small, I'm not really much of a man."

Happy?  :-P
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2007, 02:24:47 PM »

lol, and that's a good one too!
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2007, 04:26:52 PM »

I'm only this much darker than Colin Powell.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2007, 09:14:07 PM »

"I am so pissed off! With a gesture like this, you'd think people would have came up with a small penis line by now!"

"There is a margin of error about THIS much that Teh Judgie missed the post way back on, like, the second page of the thread where a penis joke was made. Word."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2007, 09:48:22 PM »

Good entires so far, guys.

Just as a reminder, there's one week remaining for your chance to win the LG CD RW/DVD ROM drive. Keep them coming!
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2007, 03:43:31 PM »

But my husband swore to me this is eight inches.


I guess you two didn't get this as a small penis joke. 
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2007, 03:45:15 PM »

"nr = {(X(IO) ^ fsp/(np*fov)) / (1/yp) + (M&M*NWA^1/ELO)} / 3

Substituting in the values in part b), we get

nr = {252 / 2} / 3 = About this much"

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2007, 03:58:35 PM »


I guess you two didn't get this as a small penis joke. 
I think some of the people here were just confused by that entry considering that Dr. Rice has never been married.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2007, 05:34:26 PM »

"With Tweek's submissions, he's got about this much of a chance of winning that drive."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2007, 08:49:04 PM »

I think some of the people here were just confused by that entry considering that Dr. Rice has never been married.

Shows how much I know about her.   :-D
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2007, 02:20:11 PM »

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