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Author Topic: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs  (Read 13625 times)

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Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« on: February 09, 2007, 06:01:59 PM »

This month we're going to go with a very simple contest - something that everyone can participate in (With the exception of blind people, and people without computers). This month's contest is going to be based on who can come up with the best (and most original) caption for the following image:



There are some obvious captions for this picture that I am sure we can all come up with on a moment's notice. The key here is to be original, and witty. Contestants may enter as many submissions as they would like - there is no limit. After a period of two weeks the moderators will each nominate one caption that they think is the best, and those selected captions will go on to the final round in which a poll will be created and voting will be open to the rest of the members.

Here is a picture of the item up for grabs:



If anyone has any questions, please contact me via PM this way the thread can be kept free of any clutter, as there is the possibility for numerous legitimate replies.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 06:25:29 PM »

Secretary Rice approximates the size of a "Small WMD" - should they find any in Iraq.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 06:26:22 PM »

Would you believe that she missed it by 'That much'?
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 06:27:27 PM »

Little houses on the hillside. Little houses made of ticky tacky.  And, they all look just the same.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 06:27:38 PM »

You were THIS close to getting elected!
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2007, 06:30:14 PM »

No no George...they're just a little bit more to the left on the map...the horn shaped one.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2007, 06:32:58 PM »

There's just this one little snag in North Korea...
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2007, 06:33:06 PM »

Don't worry.... I'm only CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!  CRUSH!  CRUSH!  CRUSH!



EDIT:

Sorry, don't consider this as an entry.  I just couldn't resist.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2007, 06:33:41 PM »

caption != dialog
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2007, 06:38:37 PM »

Like wizard's sleeve!
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 06:41:57 PM »

Close George, but that one's called an 'N'...keep trying, you're ALMOST there!
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Re: Caption Contest: CD Burner up for grabs
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 06:58:03 PM »

"MORE troops, Condi?? Just how many more do you need?"
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 07:56:18 AM »

The he said "Nucular" again, and I was this close to ripping his head off.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 08:00:24 AM »

Look at me! This is my impression of Oprah crushing the world!
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2007, 08:01:40 AM »

Yes Sentator, I did tell George we couldn't use this gesture to refer to economies of scale.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2007, 08:24:23 AM »

Secretary Rice sings along with President Bush... "C is for cookie; that's good enough for me. C is for.."
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2007, 07:16:30 PM »

This far from kicking your ass Reid, this far.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2007, 10:57:34 PM »

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2007, 12:03:13 AM »

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2007, 07:39:51 AM »

"The DVD writer that Chris will send you is about this high, Yes that is a standard !"

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2007, 02:34:07 PM »

Repeat after me, ssssssshit.  With a longer S sound.
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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2007, 07:47:02 PM »

"I once caught a fish this big"

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2007, 08:43:17 PM »

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2007, 08:46:51 PM »

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Re: Caption Contest: CD RW/DVD ROM up for grabs
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2007, 02:05:59 PM »

"That's a total sandbag Mr DM and you know it! An object this big can't weight more than 5 pounds so Mage Hand should have worked!"
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