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Gym Rants
« on: November 07, 2016, 08:47:58 PM »

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Nothing grinds my gears in the gym more than someone using free weights and intentionally dropping them for god knows what reason. I can only guess that they need to do this in order to assert their masculinity or draw attention to themselves.

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Re: Gym Rants
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2016, 09:27:50 PM »

Nothing screams alpha male like not being able to keep a grip on the object you're holding.
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Re: Gym Rants
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2016, 03:23:38 PM »

Nothing screams alpha male like not being able to keep a grip on the object you're holding.

Haha!

The hallmarks of a strong lifter are a crazy strong grip and traps that you could rest a car on.
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Re: Gym Rants
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2016, 05:03:57 PM »

Ok another one... when you're on a treadmill and there's about 50 of them and a plethora of them are open yet someone takes the one right next to you. Seriously? That's like taking the urinal right next to someone when there's like 20 other free urinals.
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Re: Gym Rants
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2016, 05:18:32 PM »

Ok another one... when you're on a treadmill and there's about 50 of them and a plethora of them are open yet someone takes the one right next to you. Seriously? That's like taking the urinal right next to someone when there's like 20 other free urinals.

That person is secretly racing you. Crush their dreams.
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