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« Reply #125 on: April 02, 2003, 04:02:41 PM »
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Of course Mr Demo. Why would you want to do that anyway, unless you wanted to set someone's hair on fire.


Hence my avatar?
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« Reply #126 on: April 02, 2003, 05:32:49 PM »
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Of course Mr Demo. Why would you want to do that anyway, unless you wanted to set someone's hair on fire.


Hence my avatar?


Yes...hence your avatar...and your rocks...and Rotgut's horrible jokes...and my slightly deformed sanity meter...in the end, it's all relative.

Rotgut...haven't we said this before? FIND SOME NEW MATERIAL!
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« Reply #127 on: April 02, 2003, 06:29:44 PM »
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Rotgut...haven't we said this before? FIND SOME NEW MATERIAL!

I didn't think this last bit was too bad.  I laughed.
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« Reply #128 on: April 02, 2003, 07:33:27 PM »
Thanks Detta, your opinion means alot to me...really...it does, no joke.  :wink:
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« Reply #129 on: April 02, 2003, 08:51:34 PM »
Cmon. Increase the peace.
Feel the love.
Or just battle till one of ya kills the other.... It's all good.
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« Reply #130 on: April 03, 2003, 09:47:33 AM »
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Thanks Detta, your opinion means alot to me...really...it does, no joke.  :wink:

I...smell...sarcasm.  

And boy, does it stink!   :lol:
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« Reply #131 on: April 03, 2003, 02:15:36 PM »
Does it smell like cheese? Cause that's probably just sniperx :lol:
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« Reply #132 on: April 03, 2003, 05:20:31 PM »
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Thanks Detta, your opinion means alot to me...really...it does, no joke.  :wink:

I...smell...sarcasm.  

And boy, does it stink!   :lol:


I was trying to avoid the use of sarcasm...your opinionREALLYdoes mean alot to me, Detta. Honestly. No sarcasm... :P
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« Reply #133 on: April 03, 2003, 09:16:13 PM »
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I was trying to avoid the use of sarcasm...your opinionREALLYdoes mean alot to me, Detta. Honestly. No sarcasm... :P

Hmm.  That's weird.  But ok, thanks.  I guess I'll disagree with you more often then.   :D
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« Reply #134 on: April 04, 2003, 12:45:39 PM »
Rotgut say - an ORIGINAL joke is on the way!
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« Reply #135 on: April 04, 2003, 12:53:24 PM »
Rotgut's ORIGINAL joke of the day!

What is the difference between a Heavy Goods Vehicle and a Giraffe?

One has got Hydraulics, and the other has got high b******s!
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« Reply #136 on: April 04, 2003, 01:08:13 PM »
SnyperX's original joke of the day:

What happens when an 18 year old tries to jump a chicks car that he likes?

He ends up pulling something because she forgot to be in the car to hit the brakes as he pushes the car.

EDIT:  However, this does proove she knows my name.
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« Reply #137 on: April 04, 2003, 02:09:46 PM »
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Rotgut's ORIGINAL joke of the day!

What is the difference between a Heavy Goods Vehicle and a Giraffe?

One has got Hydraulics, and the other has got high b******s!

I don't get it.
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« Reply #138 on: April 04, 2003, 02:19:20 PM »
Too many of these perhaps?

-> ********

If you wanna tell a fucking joke, type all the fucking words man! There is no fucking swearing filter on these boards dammit! and even without the ***** we don't get your lame ass joke. Comprende?
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« Reply #139 on: April 04, 2003, 03:22:13 PM »
Here's my favourite joke.  Stop me if you've heard this one....

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut?








Give up?

Well, an astronaut walks on the moon.....
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and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.
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« Reply #140 on: April 04, 2003, 03:50:31 PM »
Is that really your all time favourite joke? If so, then you've dropped down a level in my book....  :(
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« Reply #141 on: April 04, 2003, 04:05:38 PM »
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Is that really your all time favourite joke? If so, then you've dropped down a level in my book....  :(

Wow.  What's below Supreme Goddess?

Anyway, I guess it's not as good in print as when I tell it.  It's kinda old too.  Oh well.  Most of the other jokes that I've read here suck too so I guess I'll just join the club.   :P
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« Reply #142 on: April 04, 2003, 04:25:29 PM »
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Too many of these perhaps?

-> ********

If you wanna tell a fucking joke, type all the fucking words man! There is no fucking swearing filter on these boards dammit! and even without the ***** we don't get your lame ass joke. Comprende?


I think it's supposed to rhyme, but in England they don't speak English like we do.
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« Reply #143 on: April 04, 2003, 07:15:38 PM »
Heh.

Q:  Why'd the pothead cross the road?
A:  Who else would follow a chicken...


Now for a version that makes sense only once in my life, this is bound to offend someone:

Q:  Why'd the pothead cross the road?
A:  Who else would follow a chicken...
Second Comment:  Jesus if he was nailed to it.

It's a lot funnier to a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds at 4 AM.
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« Reply #144 on: April 05, 2003, 01:29:22 AM »
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It's a lot funnier to a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds at 4 AM.


Ind33d it is. Nice joke though... :D
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« Reply #145 on: April 06, 2003, 09:06:08 AM »
MESSAGE FROM ROTGUT:-

For the benefit of all the ignorant ( presumably mostly American ) fools who post in this forum, and who arrogantly think they are God re-incarnated, ( with the exception of Detta who, like a lot of women, at least respects the other person's viewpoint if not understanding and agreeing with them ) I will explain the last joke I posted!

A Heavy Goods Vehicle is a large truck that usually carries goods from one destination to another - I would have thought that you would have realised this because I'm sure that you have some in your toy collection, boys!

Hydraulics is the Brakes etc. on this kind of vehicle.

A Giraffe is an animal found in Africa ( that's a large continent comprising of several countries, just in case you did not know! ) - this animal has a spotted coat and very long neck and legs.

B******s stands for "Bollocks", which is slang ( know what slang means?, or do you want me to explain that as well?) for the part of the  male anatomy known as the testicles!

The punchline is that hydraulics and "bollocks" rhyme, while having different meanings! :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
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« Reply #146 on: April 06, 2003, 04:07:27 PM »
Well why didn't you just say "bollocks" to begin with?  I think most of us here are bright enough to figure out what "bollocks" are... but "B******s" is pretty fricking meaningless, if you get my drift.
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« Reply #147 on: April 06, 2003, 05:10:58 PM »
Meh.  Detta's is still funnier.  And I don't think I'm "God re-incarnated," either though...
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« Reply #148 on: April 06, 2003, 06:32:05 PM »
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For the benefit of all the ignorant ( presumably mostly American ) fools who post in this forum, and who arrogantly think they are God re-incarnated, ( with the exception of Detta who, like a lot of women, at least respects the other person's viewpoint if not understanding and agreeing with them ) I will explain the last joke I posted!


You're right, we must all be American since we all are ignorant and drive around in huge gas guzzling SUVs instead of some three-wheeled blue car that Mr. Bean's enemy drives around in.
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« Reply #149 on: April 07, 2003, 06:54:49 AM »
I'm not American. I don't think I'm God. I don't think I'm ignorant. Usually, when you feel everyone is wrong and you are the only person to be right, it's becausse you're actually wrong. Not understanding Weird Tingly Feeling b*********s meant doesn't make one ignorant. Knowing what b******s meant would actually make your incredably lame.
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