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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #75 on: January 11, 2008, 01:17:09 PM »

I mufti R Y to whip through that one after I wrap this up.


First though I must try to remember which thread it is. 
People put the stupidest names on these pun threads.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #76 on: January 16, 2008, 03:30:12 AM »

I hate to knit pick, but this thread seems to have a bias for puns... and it's making me yarn.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2008, 11:35:15 AM »

If fatigued take a nap.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #78 on: January 16, 2008, 12:04:35 PM »

I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2008, 03:44:23 PM »

If I could shit in someones cereal it would be a christian. God is almighty, but only at scrabble. And only fags are almighty at scrabble.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #80 on: January 16, 2008, 03:46:40 PM »

Only people with a limited vocabulary hate on Scrabble.
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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2008, 03:55:42 PM »

This coming from the guy who uses the term "hate on". But yah, it was nothing personal against scrabble. I was just sending home the fact that God and his hooker offspring Jesus, blow turtle turds.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2008, 03:58:42 PM »

I pray that some day soon you will take Jesus into your heart and accept Him as your Savior.
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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2008, 04:01:30 PM »

Why thank you. Prayer is always nice. Man, if I could make a list of all the things prayer has done......well I'm done. lol so whats up. Are you actually Christian and I am or am I not oppressing you?
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2008, 04:47:18 PM »

Mock religion all you want but address this thread with the respect it deserves.

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2008, 04:54:28 PM »

I just wish he wouldn't treat our Holy Creator like a pinchusion.
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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2008, 05:12:22 PM »

I just knew it was a matter of time before I got cotton one of these pun threads.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #87 on: January 16, 2008, 05:24:49 PM »

Sew, you're back for a while, huh?
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #88 on: January 16, 2008, 05:36:45 PM »

It seams so.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #89 on: February 08, 2008, 07:09:36 PM »

I'm a Catholic creationist  :w:

.....Wait...Then what am I doing on the INTERNET?!
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #90 on: February 08, 2008, 07:42:57 PM »

Looking at gay porn.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #91 on: February 08, 2008, 08:55:28 PM »

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #92 on: February 08, 2008, 09:38:48 PM »

I saw this one of this guy squatting over a top loading washing machine with a dildo strapped to the agitator.  Almost the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2008, 02:08:02 AM »

Damn Maplethorpianites, always showing off.
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #94 on: February 09, 2008, 09:30:55 AM »

I saw this one of this guy squatting over a top loading washing machine with a dildo strapped to the agitator.  Almost the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
I've seen one in the same "theme", only it was titled "Nikita and Makita".
 
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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #95 on: February 12, 2008, 04:34:20 AM »

I was this one of this guy squatting over a top loading washing machine with a dildo strapped to the agitator.  Almost the most bizarre thing I've ever did.

Amazing what happens if you flip one word and exchange another. This how I actually skimmed it. Then I "huh-ed" and read what you actually wrote.

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #96 on: February 12, 2008, 02:13:02 PM »

Yeah I have a front loading washing machine.  No agitator.

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #97 on: February 12, 2008, 05:31:24 PM »

Yeah I have a front loading washing machine.  No agitator.

So how do you get that whole dildo thing working with that then?

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #98 on: February 12, 2008, 08:06:00 PM »

I haven't found a way to get it to work.  But if you have any experience...

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Re: TrueChristian.com
« Reply #99 on: February 13, 2008, 07:04:25 AM »

You need a MTG750 adapter (Mayfag makes em).
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