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Author Topic: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong  (Read 4174 times)

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Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« on: June 24, 2008, 03:42:31 PM »
I want a sweet "MODERATOR" button by my avatar.  To be clear, I don't want to have any new rights or responsibilities.  I'm just feeling left out.  If you could make it say something more awesome than MODERATOR, like PIMPMOBILE, that would be swell too.
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 03:58:44 PM »
I want to win the lottery. Ain't happening.  :evil:
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 04:19:22 PM »
I'm still waiting on that pony.
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 04:37:21 PM »
The worst mods are the people who asked to be one.  :wink:
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 08:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Dark Shade on June 24, 2008, 04:19:22 PM
I'm still waiting on that pony.
If you're waiting on the pony, doesn't that mean you already have one?  I mean, you're ON one... amirite?
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 07:48:22 AM »
Oh, I thought he was taking the pony's order and getting it drinks.  My B.


I want my feet to touch the ground when I sit.
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 08:45:13 AM »
Quote from: xolik on June 24, 2008, 04:37:21 PM
The worst mods are the people who asked to be one.  :wink:

I agree, kind of like real cops.  That's why I don't want to be one, I just want the sticker.  Kind of like the sticker you get when you give money to the Po-po.  I don't want to give them money, I just want the sticker.

GIVE ME THE STICKER!
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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 10:48:00 AM »
That sticker doesn't do anything. I've got one and contrary to popular belief, once you slap it on your car, it does NOT render your vehicle invisible to police.
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 11:28:11 AM »
I've tried wearing my "Do Not Arrest me for Public Intoxication/Urination" shirt a whole bunch of times now and it never works - I'd ask for my money back, but the guy who sold it to me wears a shirt that says "Your Shirt Works Fine No Refunds."
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 12:29:09 PM »
Quote from: BizB on June 24, 2008, 08:13:56 PM
If you're waiting on the pony, doesn't that mean you already have one?  I mean, you're ON one... amirite?

Quote from: Detta on June 25, 2008, 07:48:22 AM
Oh, I thought he was taking the pony's order and getting it drinks.  My B.

Alright you guys!  :lol:
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 04:04:59 PM »
* ihatecliches  adds "buy Dark a pony" to her list of things to do if she ever gets rich
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2008, 05:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Detta on June 25, 2008, 07:48:22 AM
I want my feet to touch the ground when I sit.

I second that.
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's w
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2008, 06:26:56 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on June 25, 2008, 04:04:59 PM
* ihatecliches  adds "buy Dark a pony" to her list of things to do if she ever gets rich
Aww. Thanks! Now I guess it just depends on who gets rich first.
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 06:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Detta on June 25, 2008, 07:48:22 AM
I want my feet to touch the ground when I sit.
Why did I read that as "I want my feet to touch the ground when I shit."?

(which is also a personal preference)
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 08:00:24 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge on June 27, 2008, 06:44:54 AM
Why did I read that as "I want my feet to touch the ground when I shit."?

Why did I read that as "I want my feet to touch the ground where I shit."?

(which is not)
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Re: Obey the moderator, create a state of calm, scan sentences, announce who's wrong
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2008, 11:17:47 AM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on June 24, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
If you could make it say something more awesome than MODERATOR, like PIMPMOBILE, that would be swell too.

What about DAFFODIL?
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