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Author Topic: Probie - about me.  (Read 5460 times)

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Re: Probie - about me.
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2009, 01:19:01 PM »
Quote from: LuciferSam on March 02, 2009, 01:10:29 PM
No, no, it's nothing beyond, you know, private enterprise. My guys in new york collect pallets of Spam and Hormels products that have fallen off of trucks, and to get the most use out of them, we put them in the lining of your luggage, and you sit on them from New York to San Francisco, where someone else takes over and drives them to Willy's Bar. Willy sells them off in his alley, pays up the vig, and we all get a cut of the pie - totally fine, totally Bee's-Knees. If you're in, you're going to have to ship me a carton of Chesterfields first, to show you're reliable. And not a GMan. Then, we'll outfit you - you'll get a mohair, camelhair, minkhair trenchcoat in Taupe, knee length, some tea shades and a set of aviators, a switchblade, and some alligator skin shoes so that you'll blend in with the rest of us, and the general public. Then, we're all ready.

Are you in!?

Ahh I see, so it's a stealthy operation. Well Where do I sign? Although, there is a new guy about and he plans to make me rich too. BUT his package doesn't come with alligator shoes and other dead animal attire.. so I am leaning towards you. What your address... I'm mail you the chesterfields tomorrow! ... and if you tell me whether you're American or Irish I'll know whether you are talking about cigars or sofas?!?!
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Re: Probie - about me.
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2009, 01:22:19 PM »
What if I turned out to be both? There is only one chesterfield - it is the cigarette of Reagen. Obviously, he quit too soon.
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Re: Probie - about me.
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2009, 01:34:45 PM »

American then. 

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Re: Probie - about me.
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2009, 01:49:13 PM »
Most recently, that is the case.
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Re: Probie - about me.
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2009, 05:12:06 PM »
I'm waiting to find out what happened after she found the arm bone.
























Well?

Oh and welcome too I suppose.
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Re: Probie - about me.
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2009, 05:28:07 PM »
Quote from: dcrog on March 02, 2009, 05:12:06 PM
I'm waiting to find out what happened after she found the arm bone.


Well?

Oh and welcome too I suppose.



...thanks I suppose *dies*
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