Topic: Lord of the Rings Return of the King (Read 4549 times)

Aeam · « **on:** June 19, 2011, 10:10:04 AM »

Is it just me or does Frodo whine to much in this movie?

Novice · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:54:05 PM »

Who's much?

ivan · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2011, 05:22:41 PM »

Not as much as people whining about him whining.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Novice on June 19, 2011, 12:54:05 PM

Who's much?

Min · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2011, 07:49:45 PM »

LOL. But yeah, I always get annoyed whenever Frodo and Sam are on the screen. Just cut back to Faramir.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #5 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:16:41 AM »

Yeah sure, no big deal, just the One Ring slowly sucking out your lifeforce, quit whinin' you little 3 foot tall pussy, hey, how's your stab wound you huge baby

ivan · « **Reply #6 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:34:26 AM »

Yeah, and shave your goddam toes, you're a mess.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2011, 09:34:38 AM »

GOD DAMNIT WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHO MUCH IS?
I read the entire damn series. I watched all the fucking movies. I have no idea who this fucking Much is!

Also, I'll go ahead and say what every one is trying to hint at. Frodo thought he was going to die. You'd whine too. Too TOO TOO TOO

Kazuki · « **Reply #8 on:** June 20, 2011, 09:57:40 PM »

I didn't see enough tears in the movie. He should have cried more. Maybe have Sam punch Frodo in the face cause he was stupid. I WANT TEARS DAMMIT!

Aeam · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:57:32 AM »

Quote from: Min on June 19, 2011, 07:49:45 PM

LOL. But yeah, I always get annoyed whenever Frodo and Sam are on the screen. Just cut back to Faramir.

Frodo and Sam's journey only gets interesting when they are climbing Mt.Doom. Besides that the battle scenes are the only part I care about. (In that specific movie of course.)

Wunderkind · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:30:28 PM »

There wasn't enough Elrond in any of the films if that's road we're going down.

Min · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:13:31 PM »

Elrond Hubbard?

12AX7 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2011, 03:47:16 PM »

Fuck him and fuck all his clones

Aeam · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2011, 06:05:44 PM »

I agree Elrond deserved more time on screen. He is one of the best characters, with his elven daughter and his... ears.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:58:55 PM »

Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2011, 10:54:00 PM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on June 22, 2011, 09:58:55 PM

Fuck all those axe-toting
Hip dwarven wannabes.

FTFY

Banshee · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:08:03 AM »

Quote from: Mr_Shifty on June 22, 2011, 10:54:00 PM

FTFY

Quote from: Mr_Shifty on March 21, 2011, 04:32:24 PM

< Bansh33> Saruman> What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' Uruk'hai, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of axes and a red hot brand. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get First Age on your ass.

12AX7 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:24:26 PM »

Fuck smiling glad-hams with porcine agendas

Technon · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2011, 11:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Banshee on June 23, 2011, 12:08:03 AM

LOL. I can just see the talk between Sauron and Frodo now.

Sauraon: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

(Frodo pees his pants)

Sauron: Now... I been sayin' that shit for years, Frodo. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I devoured his soul and made him a Wraith. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. One Ring here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Frodo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Frodo: Does this mean you're not gonna use the One Ring to cover all the world in a second Darkness?

Sauron: Yeah...no, i'm still gonna do that.

Frodo: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE!?

Sauron: ROTFLMAO beeeatch!

Banshee · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:21:58 AM »

Quote from: Technon on July 15, 2011, 11:15:27 PM

LOL. I can just see the talk between Sauron and Frodo now.

Sauraon: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

(Frodo pees his pants)

Sauron: Now... I been sayin' that shit for years, Frodo. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I devoured his soul and made him a Wraith. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. One Ring here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Frodo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Frodo: Does this mean you're not gonna use the One Ring to cover all the world in a second Darkness?

Sauron: Yeah...no, i'm still gonna do that.

Frodo: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE!?

Sauron: ROTFLMAO beeeatch!

HECTAR

ivan · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2011, 02:26:19 PM »

Quote from: Technon on July 15, 2011, 11:15:27 PM

LOL. I can just see the talk between Sauron and Frodo now.

Sauraon: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

(Frodo pees his pants)

Sauron: Now... I been sayin' that shit for years, Frodo. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I devoured his soul and made him a Wraith. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. One Ring here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Frodo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Frodo: Does this mean you're not gonna use the One Ring to cover all the world in a second Darkness?

Sauron: Yeah...no, i'm still gonna do that.

Frodo: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE!?

Sauron: ROTFLMAO beeeatch!

Sam: You serious? You're really thinking about quitting?
Frodo: The Fellowship?
Sam: Yeah.
Frodo: Most definitely.
Sam: Oh, fuck. What'cha gonna do, man?
Frodo: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this ring to Sauron, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.
Sam: What'cha mean, "walk the earth"?
Frodo: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu, walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.
Sam: And how long do you intend to walk the earth?
Frodo: Until Gandalf puts me where he wants me to be.
Sam: And what if he don't do that?
Frodo: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.
Sam: So you decided to be a bum?
Frodo: I'll just be Frodo, Samwise – no more, no less.
Sam: Let me ask you something, when did you think up all of this shit? When you were sitting there eating that lembas?
Frodo: Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my lembas and drinking my miruvor, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

ShaleyWilliam · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:41:38 AM »

I like Lord of rings movie it’s awesome and I don’t like Frodo’s character and he doesn’t have done much good.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2011, 08:26:18 AM »

what

Are you kidding me? What's with people being down on Frodo?

Ok, first off, he's taller than most hobbits, so you have to imagine his life has been pretty awkward. Dude walks around bashing his head on doorways and is constantly being called on to get things off high shelves. That's just annoying.

Then you have to take into account that he has to live in Bilbo's shadow. "Oh, what's that Frodo? You made a really nice spoon in your workshop? That's cool. Say, didn't your uncle have insane adventures with goblins and trolls and elves and dwarves and fucking kill a dragon and find immeasurable wealth? How's that spoon thing going?"

THEN imagine that you're leading your shitty spoon-making life* with your loser gardener friend and all of a sudden a wizard shows up and demands you basically save the world as a slightly-taller-than-average-midget who grew up in a pacifist hill community.

"Doesn't have done much good"? PLEASE SHALEYWILLIAM CONSIDER WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

* I don't know why I decided Frodo has anything to do with making spoons, but for some reason I feel that it fits.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2011, 10:54:50 AM »

Quote from: ShaleyWilliam on August 11, 2011, 05:41:38 AM

I like Lord of rings movie it’s awesome and I don’t like Frodo’s character and he doesn’t have done much good.

This is a bunny in a teacup.

Therefor your argument is irrelevant.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2011, 11:00:33 AM »

Quote from: ShaleyWilliam on August 11, 2011, 05:41:38 AM

I like Lord of rings movie it’s awesome and I don’t like Frodo’s character and he doesn’t have done much good.

You sir, are a spammer, AND a fucking idiot.

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