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Author Topic: Lord of the Rings Return of the King  (Read 4550 times)

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Re: Lord of the Rings Return of the King
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2011, 12:05:28 PM »
Quote from: ivan on July 18, 2011, 02:26:19 PM
Sam: You serious? You're really thinking about quitting?
Frodo: The Fellowship?
Sam: Yeah.
Frodo: Most definitely.
Sam: Oh, fuck. What'cha gonna do, man?
Frodo: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this ring to Sauron, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.
Sam: What'cha mean, "walk the earth"?
Frodo: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu, walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.
Sam: And how long do you intend to walk the earth?
Frodo: Until Gandalf puts me where he wants me to be.
Sam: And what if he don't do that?
Frodo: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.
Sam: So you decided to be a bum?
Frodo: I'll just be Frodo, Samwise – no more, no less.
Sam: Let me ask you something, when did you think up all of this shit? When you were sitting there eating that lembas?
Frodo: Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my lembas and drinking my miruvor, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.



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Re: Lord of the Rings Return of the King
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2011, 12:21:44 PM »
ELVISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!!!

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