Things are well here.

For one, the Army decided I was too crazy to be part of their club and tossed me out on my ass shortly before my unit went to Iraq. Pretty fucking stupid, if you ask me, since I was pretty much the only person worth anything, but eh. Wasn't my call.

Then I came home to MA.

And I got married.

That's really all for now

That sounds like every club I've ever joined.

What we need is more science by MC Hawking.

I guess a 3-fingered Goatse emoticon would be E03 maybe...if one of his hands were deformed...oh never mind, this post sucked, but I got out the character map and now spent a sentence explaining why I'm about to post this crap anyway so here I go.

school shootings

GAAAHHH!!!!     
It makes me SO mad when these fucking COWARDLY TURDS hurt the children; then add the ultimate insult of killing themselves. NOE WAY hoss; you don't get off that easy. I say from now on; if a fucker does some shit like that and hasn't killed himself by the time the snipers arrive; "Fire at will".  I dont think he should get off as easy as being killed immediately, however. He should be surgically crippled, wrists and all hand bones smashed, thrown in solitary with the biggest, meanest, horniest black man in the US penal system, who's just been told this new white d00d is a racist KKK member who raped little girls, and wants to be his bitch. When that cat gets tired of him, then he shall be moved to the public stockade; where the General Public may administer whatever means of punishment any old cat walking by can think of.

 And I still think that's being somewhat lenient.   

I can't help but think that, as horrible as what he did was, the Amish wouldn't want that to happen to anyone, regardless of what happened. And really, what would any of that accomplish? The innocents would still be dead, and now whoever ordered the subsequent torture has blood on his hands. I don't think that what was gained would be worth it for some reason. Wasn't it Ghandi that said 'An eye for an eye leaves the world blind' ?

"Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one I know
Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka

Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and muk-fluk-chuk-buk
We both like blubber
But me Ive got this crazy fetish for rubber

Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole...

Im the only gay eskimo
Only gay eskimo
Im the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe."

Was that Monty Python?

The soundtrack to a 1993 Steve Sutton video.

Is that an E-meter terminal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

This isn't a chatroom. Don't need to tell us when you're AFK.

But how else will we ever learn to plan our posting schedules around Justin???

Zomg you guys are too awesome XD

In retrospect, perhaps that statement applies equally well to your continued attendance...

Alright Evonus there's no more denying it...show him the paternity test results...

Proof that there is no God.

Happy birthday!