Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 933807 times)

Dark Shade · « **Reply #2750 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:47:19 AM »

I think the cowbell has officially been brought.

kouhii · « **Reply #2751 on:** December 10, 2007, 10:59:45 AM »

oh yes! COWBELLS!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2752 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:40:14 PM »

*click

xolik · « **Reply #2753 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:20:58 PM »

If pigs could fly, would the price of bacon rise? I would think so because they now have a new escape mechanism.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2754 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:23:28 PM »

But if they could fly, it's plausible that they could increase their population due to the added mobility. If the population increased the supply more than their ability to escape processing, we could be eating even more delicious bacon.

Twizted · « **Reply #2755 on:** December 18, 2007, 09:52:23 PM »

MMMM! Heart attack!

12AX7 · « **Reply #2756 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:17:23 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on December 18, 2007, 08:23:28 PM

But if they could fly, it's plausible that they could increase their population due to the added mobility. If the population increased the supply more than their ability to escape processing, we could be eating even more delicious bacon.

Plus, there would be those delicious BBQ pig wings. Fix me a plate!

TheJudge · « **Reply #2757 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:51:35 AM »

we'd have to invent powedered bacon. Just add cooking oil!

xolik · « **Reply #2758 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:34:19 PM »

This one's for you, Dark Shade!

Dark Shade · « **Reply #2759 on:** December 22, 2007, 01:42:06 AM »

That's great! Mind if I add them to my personal collection?

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #2760 on:** January 02, 2008, 07:43:56 PM »

Overheard in Barnes & Noble:

woman 1: "I want like, orange orange"

woman 2: "Like, Mexican orange?"

woman 1: "Like, Home Depot orange"

Not entirely sure why they would be in a book store, really.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2761 on:** January 02, 2008, 08:45:50 PM »

What is mexican orange?

xolik · « **Reply #2762 on:** January 02, 2008, 09:03:54 PM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on January 02, 2008, 08:45:50 PM

What is mexican orange?

An orange from Mexico, duh! Geeze, do I have to do ALL the thinking around here?

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #2763 on:** January 02, 2008, 10:31:57 PM »

Mexican Orange

....blossom.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2764 on:** January 03, 2008, 01:00:16 AM »

Quote from: Anyanka_was_framed on January 02, 2008, 07:43:56 PM

Not entirely sure why they would be in a book store, really.

Rosetta Stone English?

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #2765 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:08:04 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on January 03, 2008, 01:00:16 AM

Rosetta Stone English?

I was thinking more along the lines of an I Can Read book. Level One or Pre-level One. Or maybe they were there to pick up something from the Gossip Girls series, same reading level really.

xolik · « **Reply #2766 on:** January 08, 2008, 06:07:33 PM »

A box of rocks
A post
An eggplant

These are just some of the things that are smarter than our auditor.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2767 on:** January 08, 2008, 06:24:51 PM »

I know some guys who do auditing down town. It's really expensive though, and you have to meet with this guy called Xenu before they'll start.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2768 on:** January 08, 2008, 11:31:46 PM »

if bushes father whose father introduced Jack Ruby to Nixon in '47 "how far back the corrupt under-over world confluent interface goes?

" in charge off assassin groups ZR1 Rifle Alpha 66 Operation 40 and September 30th movement at the U.Of M. in '62 and the steel fed mossaud for Ben Gurions nukes for Israel they weren't otherwise to to get from JFK,if they hadn't assassinated him,is real , the oil oligarchy and N.S.A.M 263 canceled Vietnam leaving the military warless, as peace is far too expensive, to be dissolved cia,retired dq hoover, he and MLK with bother Bobby would have gone along way in making a more peaceful non xenophobic , non schaeden freude world with detente with the Soviets and rapproachment with Cuba thereby stabilizing the Middles east forty years ago, a mere nanosecond in a 45 billion light years multiverse

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2769 on:** January 09, 2008, 12:26:47 PM »

RON PAUL!

xolik · « **Reply #2770 on:** January 09, 2008, 01:39:50 PM »

Pr0n Haul!

RelandR · « **Reply #2771 on:** January 09, 2008, 03:04:20 PM »

Talk about adventures in moving!

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2772 on:** January 09, 2008, 05:35:57 PM »

I know a guy who hauls prawns considerable distances.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2773 on:** January 09, 2008, 06:16:11 PM »

He's a seaman?

RelandR · « **Reply #2774 on:** January 09, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »

Perhaps a Master Baiter?

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