Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 933203 times)

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2950 on:** March 13, 2008, 03:06:05 PM »

Wow! Good job. I rolled all of mine into various mortgage refinances. I admire your mettle.

BizB · « **Reply #2951 on:** March 13, 2008, 05:17:03 PM »

Perhaps we should have a thread titled "Things that make your eyes bleed".

The local TV station sent a news crew out to cover an Army recruiting event where they brought a Blackhawk helicopter to a local high school and let the kids check it out and sit in it. When the segment was over, they threw it back to the ditz at the news-desk. These were her words:

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Now, Bill tells me that the color is actually an olive, not black. So, I don't know why they named it 'Blackhawk'. Still, it's a cool name, Blackhawk. Like 'Blackhawk Down'."

I'd be willing to bet the farm on the fact that she has no clue what "Blackhawk Down" is about.

dcrog · « **Reply #2952 on:** March 13, 2008, 06:14:51 PM »

Quote from: BizB on March 13, 2008, 05:17:03 PM

I'd be willing to bet the farm on the fact that she has no clue what "Blackhawk Down" is about.

Isn't that what they make those really expensive pillows out of?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2953 on:** March 13, 2008, 06:48:31 PM »

So is a Chinook also Olive colored?

violet34 · « **Reply #2954 on:** March 13, 2008, 09:14:10 PM »

that's kind of sad...

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2955 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:41:11 AM »

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2956 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:02:44 PM »

I'm more down with the System of a Down Syndrome.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2957 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:03:40 PM »

Yeah, but I didn't make that one.

xolik · « **Reply #2958 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:37:25 PM »

Maintenance weekend when everything is going right the first time just kicks ass.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2959 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:34:07 AM »

Im pretty certain there's no pussy worth $4k a night; but she sure does make ya look and touch your wallet...

edit - ok; eww. He was paying 4k a night . . . and he was NUMBER NINE!!!

BizB · « **Reply #2960 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:20:53 AM »

Ha! $4K/night is cheap! Look what Paul McCartney just paid! If he got laid once per day, EVERY day for the entire four years of his marriage (time they were actually together), he paid 33,417.86 per fuck.

Charlie Sheen once said, "I don't pay them for the sex. I pay them to leave."

There's a smart man.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2961 on:** March 17, 2008, 04:56:43 PM »

"Fuck you very much, the FCC,
fuck you very much for fining me,
5,000 bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck.
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me."

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #2962 on:** March 17, 2008, 06:38:32 PM »

so apparently, this creepy guy in my sociology class has the hots for me. anyone wanna go to class for me on wednesday?

Tprime · « **Reply #2963 on:** March 18, 2008, 12:12:39 AM »

You should put a shotgun shell into his muffler.

BizB · « **Reply #2964 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:52:10 AM »

To what end?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2965 on:** March 18, 2008, 09:55:33 AM »

Once round outside and check the door
Only thing he came here lookin' for
One man wasting another man
One ham washes the other ham

Born traitor, soul fader

Stoplight flashes in the street
Injected concrete hide bloody feet
Armed and shining in his hams
Cold metallic green, he don't give a damn

Born traitor, soul fader

Down come the hammer, fall my god, you say
Once again the big dog has his day
One man wasting another man
One ham washes the other ham

Born traitor, soul fader
One man wasting another man
Born traitor
One ham washes the other ham
Born traitor
One man wasting another man
Born traitor
One ham washes the other ham
Soul fader

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #2966 on:** March 18, 2008, 06:43:32 PM »

Quote from: Tprime on March 18, 2008, 12:12:39 AM

You should put a shotgun shell into his muffler.

i need to do something. this is getting ridiculous. creepy guy found me on myspace. in a 24-hour period, i've received a friend request and seven- yes, seven- messages from him. i responded to none, but opened the first several. apparently, anytime he saw that i'd read one and not responded, it would prompt another, usually something along the lines of, "hmmmmm..." or- if he was feeling especially articulate- "aren't you going to respond to my messages?"

what the fuck?

why would anyone be this creepy? do you honestly think this will impress me? can you not figure out why you're single?

i am seriously contemplating skipping out on class tomorrow.. no big loss, really; we don't do anything in there anyway.

pickled kitten · « **Reply #2967 on:** March 18, 2008, 06:54:51 PM »

So, just respond and tell him he's being creepy?

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #2968 on:** March 18, 2008, 06:58:42 PM »

i suppose i could do that.. i just didn't want to be mean to him. that's probably what it's going to take, huh?

pickled kitten · « **Reply #2969 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:01:14 PM »

Yes. Just be honest with him that you're not interested and let him know he's coming off as a creephat. It's not mean to be honest.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #2970 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:09:07 PM »

If he can't take a hint like silence, remaining silent isn't going to help. From the sound of it, you need to say something to him. I agree with pickled kitten...

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So, just respond and tell him he's being creepy?

And besides, telling someone you find their behaviour is creepy is less mean than the alternative, which is, "I don't like you, I don't care, fuck off."

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #2971 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:32:29 PM »

well, i solved that problem. heh. thanks, you two.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2972 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:11:32 PM »

Quote from: BizB on March 18, 2008, 07:52:10 AM

To what end?

To do this, one unravels a coathanger or other piece of wire and uses it to shove a shotgun shell (I'd recommend a blank if lethality is not desired) down the exhaust pipe til it drops into the muffler. Hopefully, a while down the road the muffler will be heated enough to set off the shell and blow a big hole in the muffler.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2973 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:26:14 PM »

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #2974 on:** March 19, 2008, 11:13:45 AM »

wow.

http://dogblog.dogster.com/2008/02/27/dachshund-adopts-piglet/

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