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Author Topic: The Unstoppable Powerhouse  (Read 3307 times)

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The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« on: January 04, 2008, 10:17:22 AM »
Mike Huckabee and.... Chuck Norris? 

Did I imagine this, or was Chuck Norris actually standing behind Huckabee during his speech last night?  Perhaps it was some other ruggedly handsome volunteer, I'm not sure. 

Also, at the risk of sounding tacky, shouldn't Chuck Norris be on Edwards' campaign, so he can cure his wife's cancer with his tears?

And since I have already thrown whatever class I had right out the window, Huckabee looks like Richard Nixon and Kevin Spacey's lovechild.

USA! USA!
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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 10:59:43 AM »
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Huckabee looks like Richard Nixon and Kevin Spacey's lovechild
I totally saw that, too!
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 11:47:12 AM »
I enjoyed the movie I Heart Huckabees and back in sixth grade I saw Good Guys Wear Black.
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 02:09:50 PM »
What seems unfair is that through sheer accident of birth Mike Huckabee can never be the first African American or female president.

Sucks.
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 02:45:23 PM »
Not with that attitude.
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 02:41:05 PM »
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 04:02:43 PM »
Hillary Clinton
27.0   

 Barack Obama
27.0   

 John Edwards
24.0   

 Bill Richardson
23.0   

 Mike Gravel
22.0   

 Dennis Kucinich
21.0 

 Rudy Giuliani
10.0 

 Mike Huckabee
10.0 

 Ron Paul
10.0 

 John McCain
9.0 

 Mitt Romney
7.0 

 Duncan Hunter
4.0 

 Fred Thompson
4.0 

My answers were not a choice for most of the questions.
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 06:33:28 PM »
I also had problems with the available answers on many of the questions.

I still ended up with Ron Paul by a landslide.
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 09:04:08 PM »
As they say in Argentina, my dreams do not appear to fit on the ballot.
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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 09:42:26 PM »
My highest number was 9. :| Barack and Dennis.

Hope nobody wants Richardson.

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Re: The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 02:17:03 AM »
Obama was top, and considering I already want him to win that's pretty accurate. =D
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